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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jaegerx posted:

just kill me.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1268160218548129793?s=20

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The Grimace posted:

I want to loving scream.

theres a lot of people outside who the feel the same, check out where they're at near you :)

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



It's pretty cool that an entire political party's driving purpose is to make the toddler brained president feel good.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Making an event out of the primaries is also important because it solidifies the sense of community and involvement to the sadsack brainwormed idiots who have been ostracized by their friends and families because of their support for Donald Trump. Without it, their only means of participation is sharing pictures of their cold turkey and doritos sandwich on Thanksgiving.

grandma why
Sep 24, 2010

terrible
This word.. "incumbent".. It's a bad word. Nasty word. Sounds like a lot of other things. And I don't do those things, believe me. So we are not doing that. We will.. And you see the elections we are having. Beautiful elections. Strong results for TRUMP! We are fighting the radical left and auntie fa. Nasty woman, very bad. And you see they are nasty. We are fighters, folks.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268166288993632256?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268167411230007300?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268167419132084230?s=19

frh fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Jun 3, 2020

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

mono posted:

a guy named Chuck can't get the term 'chuck' right

also:



John Paul II would have yelled KURWA MAĆ and karate chopped this dog in the neck

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

CNN factcheck rates this as 2 1/2 Pinocchios

grandma why
Sep 24, 2010

terrible
abraham lincoln is dead ??

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
...with the possible exception of Lincoln. lol

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Groovelord Neato posted:

It's pretty cool that an entire political party's driving purpose is to make the toddler brained president feel good.

It's incredible, folks, the amazing amount of good things that are happening right now and will be continuing, at a speed like nobody thought possible, for the foreseeable future. And, quite frankly, beyond.

I was... I made it back into the White House, the Northern White House, or Mar-a-lago 2 as it is known by many, but I made it there and it was incredible. There was a basket, they do this basket, and sometimes you get fruit in it, but this one was very different in a certain way. It was filled, instead, with the most tremendous cookies of all. And in the letter, the beautiful letter or PERHAPS you might call it a perfect letter, it simply said:

"We love you, sir"

And it was signed from everyone in the world. Wow. That's.... that's something else.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
"Look, at the end of the day, Trump is a man who likes to get pee'd on. I suppose that's true for any other time of the day."

-Things Joe Biden Should Say

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
Surprised I haven't seen this here yet

https://twitter.com/HKrassenstein/status/1267972990253359107?s=19

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
I think one of the most shocking things in all of this for me has been all of the happenings in Philly.

Where THE gently caress is Gritty? Nothing is sacred

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Such leadership! Yes sir Mr President, right away

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Math You posted:

I think one of the most shocking things in all of this for me has been all of the happenings in Philly.

Where THE gently caress is Gritty? Nothing is sacred

Gritty is still part of the machine, fanart notwithstanding.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Math You posted:

I think one of the most shocking things in all of this for me has been all of the happenings in Philly.

Where THE gently caress is Gritty? Nothing is sacred

Gritty is a corporate marketing tool. Also lmao hockey fans are the most racist.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/jelle_simons/status/1267973290083192834?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Kevinliptakcnn/status/1268176114599571457?s=20

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
When you think a corporate mascot is an ally, you live in a dystopia.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Oscar Wild posted:

Gritty is still part of the machine, fanart notwithstanding.

Gritty is just another suit

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



Buuuuuuunker bitch.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Math You posted:

I think one of the most shocking things in all of this for me has been all of the happenings in Philly.

Where THE gently caress is Gritty? Nothing is sacred
https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1268180630619197440

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
gently caress, Lindsey Graham is busy being an rear end in a top hat about the Russia investigation right now on C-SPAN. it’s not at all noteworthy except for the timing, and the shamelessness of it all.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I was just inspecting the bunker. Just making sure it would be safe for me and my wife Ivan---Melanie. I stayed there for a very short inspection time, 30 maybe 40 hours.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Let's focus on what's really important right now, which is the ratings of specific news shows.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Literally the Bikini Inspector excuse

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


That diarrhea splatter was already on the bathroom ceiling when I got there. I was only there for a minute, to inspect the loose doodoo, and then inform the local bathroom people that there was wets on the wall. Very very wet, from the standpoint of green apple splatters. But only for a minute, in and out.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Math You posted:

I think one of the most shocking things in all of this for me has been all of the happenings in Philly.

Where THE gently caress is Gritty? Nothing is sacred

nude beaches and outer space

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

mono posted:

But only for a minute, in and out.
Oh, we're back to Stormy Daniels again?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This is a bit 'we got em folks" but this dude has been posting trumb's tweets, word for word on Twitter to see how long it takes for the posts to be deleted or for him to get banned (spoiler, not long)

https://twitter.com/BizarreLazar/status/1267570556880076801?s=19

E: this is the original account
@SuspendThePres

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Jun 3, 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
It's so weird as an outsider looking at like R twitter pages, and they have stuff that's like "Obama reversed all of Jesus's laws, that's why he sent Trump" or whatever.

Like, from the outside in, it's like Trump is Hydra, or the Imperial Stormtroopers, or the Nazi's in Indiana Jones, like just an OBVIOUS Disney-level bad guy doing bad-guy things, and then you get these people that support him like as if he's in some way righteous, it's loving bonkers. It's loving maddening.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


"Democrat Party".

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I'm not scared. i didn't go to the bunker. please don't print i hid in the bunker

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1268038354593034241?s=20

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

@RealDonaldTrump: OBAMA left the "cubbards bare" in the Bunker - no cookies, cakes, etc. Very many canned vegetables which people do NOT enjoy eating. It was a MESS!!! I am fixing it now, that is why I was down there!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1268182502302244865?s=19

Lol

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1268149463673012229


quote:

Donald Trump is demanding a packed Republican national convention with “no face coverings and no social distancing,” North Carolina’s governor’s office has said. The US president spoke with Democrat governor Roy Cooper by phone, the office revealed, where they discussed the scheduled August convention in Charlotte.

During the call, when Mr Trump “insisted on a full convention arena with no face coverings and no social distancing the governor expressed concerns and suggested a scaled-back event with fewer attendees,” spokesperson Sadie Weiner wrote in an email. “They agreed to continue talking about ways to have a safe convention in Charlotte.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1268184935233290241

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Jun 3, 2020

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