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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




This is the only thread besides USPOL that's 95% always on top of my bookmarks

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


OctoberBlues posted:

When are we going to get cheap insect protein in the US? I would totally buy and eat most insect products if they were cheaper than beef and chicken. Seriously.

I hate that most places cricket bars are still like $3/bar :( I am not comfortable cooking my own bugs.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Chard posted:

This is the only thread besides USPOL that's 95% always on top of my bookmarks


I don't think volcanic reactions count as a food.

what the hell is it it :ohdear:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Messed up naan?

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012


Wow, that's gotta be a dick move. Chocolate ice cream bars with a delicious creamy fish and egg center.


Meatballs in red sauce. Would without thinking.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


pandaK posted:

Also I ate the tin of smoked oysters that I bought way long ago:

They look like slimy alien pods that emerged from some kind of shell, p gross imo
I eat canned smoked oysters (and mussels) all the time. They're great.

Human Tornada posted:

It's like how you hear "ugh those SMUG VEGANS are always shoving their lifestyle in my face!" way, waaaay more than you actually ever hear from one of these mythical proselytizing vegans.
I rarely hear from either vegans or people complaining about vegans, but I hear people complaining about people complaining about vegans all the drat time. :shrug:

Proselytizing vegans aren't mythical though, they're about as common as pushers of any other weird diet (gluten free, low carb, whatever).

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Human Tornada posted:

Holy poo poo dude, you really got me good!

Consider yourself........owned. :smug:

Human Tornada posted:

Like the flavor or not, I strongly disagree that it's bland and tasteless. I also disagree that there's any real fervent defensiveness towards it. At least I've never come across any in my 32 years. It's like how you hear "ugh those SMUG VEGANS are always shoving their lifestyle in my face!" way, waaaay more than you actually ever hear from one of these mythical proselytizing vegans.

Imagine a vegan that does Crossfit

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


rndmnmbr posted:

Wow, that's gotta be a dick move. Chocolate ice cream bars with a delicious creamy fish and egg center.

I almost loving cried. (well it's been a lovely week but that was the last straw :( )



This neon monstrosity is like Easter in hell.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:56 on Dec 17, 2015

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tiggum posted:

I rarely hear from either vegans or people complaining about vegans, but I hear people complaining about people complaining about vegans all the drat time. :shrug:

eventually we're going to get to the point of people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about something and I'm not ready for that point

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Scathach posted:

I almost loving cried. (well it's been a lovely week but that was the last straw :( )



This neon monstrosity is like Easter in hell.

There's some AFP that looks bad, there's some that tastes bad, but this is one of the very very few AFP photos to make me genuinely uncomfortable. I can't even begin to guess at what's in that thing, and the closer I look, the more wrong it gets.

Like, frosting on top of jelly on top of... Some weird sushi thing? That can't possibly be cake under there.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I honestly have no loving idea. It's supposedly common in Russia.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

There's some AFP that looks bad, there's some that tastes bad, but this is one of the very very few AFP photos to make me genuinely uncomfortable. I can't even begin to guess at what's in that thing, and the closer I look, the more wrong it gets.

Like, frosting on top of jelly on top of... Some weird sushi thing? That can't possibly be cake under there.

I'm gonna guess the pink is cabbage. Maybe some kind of coleslaw cake?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Wasabi the J posted:

I'm gonna guess the pink is cabbage. Maybe some kind of coleslaw cake?

Cabbage cake: so awful it's Satanic.

e:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

rndmnmbr posted:

Meatballs in red sauce. Would without thinking.

Would and in fact did on my Sunday date night.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NotAnArtist posted:

We need a laughing/vomiting emoticon

I made this a while ago for the thread and as close to your request I have, and I am too lazy to do the laughing one

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

rndmnmbr posted:

Wow, that's gotta be a dick move. Chocolate ice cream bars with a delicious creamy fish and egg center.

If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure someone added the chocolate coating in Photoshop or similar

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm gonna guess the pink is cabbage. Maybe some kind of coleslaw cake?
I had that or something similar. Red is beetroot. It's indeed a Russian take on what I know as "layer salad" - just e.g. fish mousse, then something corny, cabbage salad, potato salad etc., in this case topped with beetroot...creme, I guess.

It was actually pretty good, but I love mayo and you really gotta.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

RareAcumen posted:

Imagine a vegan that does Crossfit

This is one of those universe-breaking impossible situations, isn't it? Like an unbreakable wall being struck by an unstoppable projectile or two cars driving faster than each other at the same time

Scathach posted:



This neon monstrosity is like Easter in hell.

:chloe:

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Scathach posted:

I almost loving cried. (well it's been a lovely week but that was the last straw :( )



This neon monstrosity is like Easter in hell.

Looks like something a raccoon would find in the garbage.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Senior Scarybagels posted:

Looks like something a raccoon would find in the garbage.
Looks like something a raccoon would leave in the garbage.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

SLOSifl posted:

Looks like something a raccoon would leave in the garbage.

Crashcat as the resident raccoon, can you provide your expert opinion?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Honestly, now.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Bunnyofdoom, I found our next race:

YUMMO DELISH

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Subjunctive posted:

Honestly, now.

Sorry I was typing on the phone and did not notice at all :ohdearsass:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

This is supposed to be the anti-food porn thread

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

This is supposed to be the anti-food porn thread

Dude, Banana cheesecake

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Dude, Banana cheesecake

Dude, Banana bread

Dude, Banana pudding

Dude, Banana muffins

Dude, Banana ice cream

Dude, Banana popsicles

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

Dude, Banana bread

Dude, Banana pudding

Dude, Banana muffins

Dude, Banana ice cream

Dude, Banana popsicles

3/5

Have you had the horror of a banana slurpee?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
RAW bananas

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

AnonSpore posted:

RAW bananas

don't get me started on loving paleo man

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Hey get this, I just ate...

*pauses for effect*

a banana.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I have to be honest, bananas are a strange fruit for me. I pretty much can't eat them by themselves. It's gotta be some weird aversion or something, but just peeling a banana and taking a bite is almost enough to make me gag. But if they're prepared any literally any way? I love them. poo poo, even just chopping one up into a bowl of cheerios is good. I have no idea why, and I'm not like this with literally any other food.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dabir posted:

Hey get this, I just ate...

*pauses for effect*

a banana.

You are now radioactive! Like a super hero!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

I have to be honest, bananas are a strange fruit for me. I pretty much can't eat them by themselves. It's gotta be some weird aversion or something, but just peeling a banana and taking a bite is almost enough to make me gag. But if they're prepared any literally any way? I love them. poo poo, even just chopping one up into a bowl of cheerios is good. I have no idea why, and I'm not like this with literally any other food.

you some kind of Banana Benito

Solice Kirsk posted:

You are now radioactive! Like a super hero!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dabir posted:

you some kind of Banana Benito

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Scathach posted:

I almost loving cried. (well it's been a lovely week but that was the last straw :( )

One of the chefs I worked with apparently had a breakdown in a Beijing Pizza Hut. He went all over Taiwan and China for two months, trying every crazy thing he could and loved it. Towards the end, he was getting really homesick, and just went to a PIzza Hut. His wife ordered something, and out came a pizza with no sauce or cheese that smelled like low tide. He said he actually started covering his face at the table to hide his crying.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wanamingo posted:

I have to be honest, bananas are a strange fruit for me. I pretty much can't eat them by themselves. It's gotta be some weird aversion or something, but just peeling a banana and taking a bite is almost enough to make me gag. But if they're prepared any literally any way? I love them. poo poo, even just chopping one up into a bowl of cheerios is good. I have no idea why, and I'm not like this with literally any other food.

I actually can't eat bananas any more because when I was a kid, I vomited right after eating one. To this day we don't know exactly what the cause is, but ever since then the flavor of bananas have been irreversibly associated with vomit in my mind.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Bananas are like the Cincinnati chili of fruit. I have a hard time recalling a fruit that so many people so fiercely defend or despise.

I loathe banana flavoring because it doesn't taste like real banana. This is because it's an extract based off an extinct cultivar, the Cavendish.

They are also berries so that's another silly fact.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Plan Z posted:

One of the chefs I worked with apparently had a breakdown in a Beijing Pizza Hut. He went all over Taiwan and China for two months, trying every crazy thing he could and loved it. Towards the end, he was getting really homesick, and just went to a PIzza Hut. His wife ordered something, and out came a pizza with no sauce or cheese that smelled like low tide. He said he actually started covering his face at the table to hide his crying.

That is so sad :(

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