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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Why is there a beefy office man with a moai head beating up robots

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SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

freeedr posted:

Why is there a beefy office man with a moai head beating up robots

Hideo Kojima plot, Platinum gameplay, 100% nuts

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

freeedr posted:

Why is there a beefy office man with a moai head beating up robots

Japan.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

freeedr posted:

Why is there a beefy office man with a moai head beating up robots

That's basically Dick Cheney with nanomachines

you gotta play Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, it rules

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Cat Hatter posted:

Its the same octane rating, we just label it differently. Europe uses RON, US uses the average of RON and MON. Its even explained on the yellow tag.

Just another example of Americans needing to have their own unit of measure for everything.

Personally I use about one Rhode Island of gasoline in my car per year. Which I believe is equivalent to about 6 to 7 washing machines worth.

Also:



just



post

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I can basically chart my every encounter with a meme involving Metal Gear Rising based on how many times I load up its soundtrack. It has to be this way.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

I hear this in Wesley Willis' voice.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


Mildly :nws: for a butt cheek

https://i.imgur.com/XNrVoEI.jpg

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Grammarchist posted:

I can basically chart my every encounter with a meme involving Metal Gear Rising based on how many times I load up its soundtrack. It has to be this way.

Yeah, it should not be left out that in addition to being the best character action game ever and having the most accessible of Kojima's plots, it also has the best buttrock soundtrack ever.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Raiden says "what?" and he just does the whole thing again

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Raiden says "what?" and he just does the whole thing again

https://twitter.com/funnywes/status/1493707546410033153?s=20&t=CrRMxnJGDyMQZin6XMrkaA

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006
Getting slow meme thread I found out a celebrity died from my wife and not from this thread.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




PittTheElder posted:

Exactly. This is the same reason you should avoid self-checkout if at all feasible.

Nah. Low paid cashier jobs are bad jobs. Those ladies all have varicose veins, foot problems, and repetitive strain injuries. For the most part they don't have a union, a living wage, a pension plan, or minimum benefits. They aren't just living paycheck to paycheck now, baring a well-compensated spouse they will be living in poverty for the rest of their lives. They aren't respected for their work and are often treated like poo poo by both customers and management. The cashiers are nearly all female and the managers are nearly all male, so it isn't like there are opportunities to work your way up to a better position.

Gradually reducing the number of jobs like that so young workers don't get sucked in is good.













Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Buy your wife an account

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006
She only barely tolerates me having an account.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Bar Ran Dun posted:

She only barely tolerates me having an account.

Tell you wife that an internet pop tart told her to gently caress off

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

If no one else will ask I will. Why the gently caress is the US so wide. That's not what the US looks like.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Getting slow meme thread I found out a celebrity died from my wife and not from this thread.

You should have posted a picture of someone not remotely related with a name that has nothing to do with anything.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Five minutes would be a new record in rage control.

Working retail loving sucks.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Brewmaster posted:

Personally I use about one Rhode Island of gasoline in my car per year. Which I believe is equivalent to about 6 to 7 washing machines worth.

Also:



just



post



Americans will do anything to prevent from using metric.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kuros posted:

Americans will do anything to prevent from using metric.

You mean commie numbers?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You should have posted a picture of someone not remotely related with a name that has nothing to do with anything.

I was way late finding out about this one



To him it was just a Tuesday

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Getting slow meme thread I found out a celebrity died from my wife and not from this thread.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006

I’m phone posting but this was the one in my head. He’ll be Driving Fast on Drugs While Getting his Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spilling his Drink in heaven now.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Bar Ran Dun posted:

I’m phone posting but this was the one in my head. He’ll be Driving Fast on Drugs While Getting his Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spilling his Drink in heaven now.
Only one I heard about today so I made it just for you, you're welcome I guess

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Waste of Breath posted:

If no one else will ask I will. Why the gently caress is the US so wide. That's not what the US looks like.

its actually been flattened to move it away from canada and mexico

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



So who died?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
Wedge Regret
now I have to google...

NEW RULE.. post who died too.

Specifically for me. (edit: and maybe ^^^ that user) Thanks...

P.J. O'Rourke

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008








LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.




















































LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Feb 16, 2022

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

You posted one of those twice

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What a dumbass

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Waste of Breath posted:

If no one else will ask I will. Why the gently caress is the US so wide. That's not what the US looks like.

Because of MANIFEST DESTINY MOTHER FUCKER!

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Chess sucks

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Kill your dad and be murdered by your mom, escape doing the dishes forever!

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Kill your dad and be murdered by your mom, escape doing the dishes forever!

You realize that's a king, right

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Hollandia posted:

Chess sucks

Found the chess player.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Mr. Lobe posted:

You realize that's a king, right
If the king's the only white piece and it's white's turn, that's a draw :eng101:

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Sorry everyone. I should have read the room. Let me see if I have something more to the tastes of the thread.



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