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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Manifest posted:

Ha ha does anyone besides Eric The Actor listen to playboy?

Jeff the Drunk.

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GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Manifest posted:

Ha ha does anyone besides Eric The MIDGET listen to playboy?

:D HEY ERIC, THIS IS BRIDGET, HOW ARE YOU HON, WHATS GOIN ON?
:blush: Oh, not much. Just calling to say I like the show.
:D WELL THATS GREAT, WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT?
:blush: I like hearing you, and hearing what goes on at the mansion.
:D WELL THATS SUPER, SO WHATS ON YOUR MIND?
:blush: Well, I wish the show was on another network so it could be uncensored.
:D WELL THE DVDS ARE UNCENSORED SO YOU CAN GET ALL THE CUSSING AND NUDITY
:blush: Oh, they are uncensored DVDs. Thats good.
:D SO, ANYTHING ELSE
:blush: I ju-st wanted to call in and say hi
:D OH WELL, THAAAAAANKS, I GOTTA GO
:blush: Uhm ergh, okay bye
:D BYE ERIC
:blush: b...bye.
:D (I WANT TO DIE)


Edit: Its Eric the Midget and it always will be. I demand you fix YOUR post :mad:

GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Oct 29, 2012

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
It's funnier to mock him with what he wants to be instead of what he happens to be.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Eric the Midget Who Doesn't Know poo poo About American Idol

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Manifest posted:

Ha ha does anyone besides Eric The Actor listen to playboy?

Just for context, it was originally named Lonely Truckers Yankin' It Radio.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
When/why did they start calling him exclusively Eric the Actor?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GenoCanSing posted:

Edit: Its Eric the Midget and it always will be. I demand you fix YOUR post :mad:

My favorite is still Eric the Astronaut.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Dammit Sour Shoes was supposed to be in today but canceled because of the storm :(. I hope they reschedule soon.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
So what's the over/under that there will be live shows tomorrow and wednesday? Not expecting them to come in, but this seems like the perfect time to utilize those once much touted home ISDN lines.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Howard will be okay if the power goes out because he'll have the Internet.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Howard's going to be stuck in an apartment with 4 cats and Beth for the next 2 days lol.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

When/why did they start calling him exclusively Eric the Actor?

I think it was David Spade who started making it funny and convincing people to go with it. Eric was trying to say being called a midget is offensive, like you know, when people would run around screaming midget and hang them and burning little crosses in their yard and after his few roles on TV Spade was suggesting calling him an actor would be ironic.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
No show today? He tweeted last night that "The Show Must Go On".

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Bonzo posted:

No show today? He tweeted last night that "The Show Must Go On".

There was a show today.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

No show today? He tweeted last night that "The Show Must Go On".

He was probably talking about the cat show Beth asked him to produce for their living room full of cats.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Does Artie still own that shore house? I wonder if it will be washed away into the ocean today.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Ether Frenzy posted:

Does Artie still own that shore house? I wonder if it will be washed away into the ocean today.

Artie's area floods in a bad rain storm. And his house is at ground level! It is definitely out in the middle of the Atlantic.

I live further inland from Artie (about 2 miles from the bay, six or so from the ocean with barrier islands between us) and my entire area was evacuated. This is a total bummer.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Kelly posted:

Artie's area floods in a bad rain storm. And his house is at ground level! It is definitely out in the middle of the Atlantic.

I live further inland from Artie (about 2 miles from the bay, six or so from the ocean with barrier islands between us) and my entire area was evacuated. This is a total bummer.

I hope everything works out for you.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Eric: Y-you guys were questioning my intelligence...but when I graduated high school in 94...I was 9th in my class of 82...


Fred: I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LEPRECHAUN

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

GenoCanSing posted:

Eric: Y-you guys were questioning my intelligence...but when I graduated high school in 94...I was 9th in my class of 82...


Fred: I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LEPRECHAUN

It's so weird thinking that he is actually older than me.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
94, that means he is almost 40, at least he is beating the odds.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Robin owns a shore house too, right? At one point she was selling it, I think.

CapnPyro
Mar 18, 2003
I draw stuff.

Kelly posted:

Artie's area floods in a bad rain storm. And his house is at ground level! It is definitely out in the middle of the Atlantic.

I live further inland from Artie (about 2 miles from the bay, six or so from the ocean with barrier islands between us) and my entire area was evacuated. This is a total bummer.

Hope your home stays in tact! For the good of the thread drive by artie's neighborhood after you get the all clear and report how the scene looks there.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
I love Howard riling Gary up today about coming in.

But Evil Dave was the best. His pronunciation of bukkake had me crying. Also, he some how managed to pronounce the word "gnaw" as "gone".

Fist
Sep 16, 2007

So, sounds like Lisa G has some Ds? Also the weather/storm show that was on at 7pm tonight on 101 was interesting to me.. I'm in MI, but I was still enthralled by the callers.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Saw Howard's favorite person Jay Leno while driving home from work today.

He was in a loving Lamborghini Reventon. :monocle:



(Good luck Kelly and our other east coasters, hope you don't have too many aggravations from the storm)

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Ether Frenzy posted:

Saw Howard's favorite person Jay Leno while driving home from work today.

He was in a loving Lamborghini Reventon. :monocle:



(Good luck Kelly and our other east coasters, hope you don't have too many aggravations from the storm)

I'm in state college so I think most of the country is cheering for the hurricane.

You need Robin's captain Kelly!

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Fist posted:

So, sounds like Lisa G has some Ds?
She did a shoot with Howard, and I'm guessing he expertly photoshopped some huge gazoongas onto her pictures.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Ether Frenzy posted:

Saw Howard's favorite person Jay Leno while driving home from work today.

He was in a loving Lamborghini Reventon. :monocle:



(Good luck Kelly and our other east coasters, hope you don't have too many aggravations from the storm)

Jay Leno really should not be that wealthy considering he is a talent less hack.

I heard the other day that he didn't know why Letterman hates him :rolleyes. It was during the President Obama interview.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Glumwheels posted:

Jay Leno really should not be that wealthy considering he is a talent less hack.

I heard the other day that he didn't know why Letterman hates him :rolleyes. It was during the President Obama interview.

I thought it was because of his mad work ethic, stemming from him or his wife being able to have children. Isn't he the type to work long hours on the Tonight Show, then hire himself out for company events?

I don't disagree that he's a hack, however.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Ether Frenzy posted:

Saw Howard's favorite person Jay Leno while driving home from work today.

He was in a loving Lamborghini Reventon. :monocle:



(Good luck Kelly and our other east coasters, hope you don't have too many aggravations from the storm)

I saw Jay with one of his retarded cars, in the parking lot of Dino's in Burbank. This was during the Conan thing, so I yelled "I'm with Coco!" at him, and a bunch of firemen laughed and I felt like a comedic genius.
In hindsight I wish I'd yelled "Fire Stuttering John" just so we could hear him come groveling back. (He would.)

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001
Lisa G is such a bore. Who in god's name is going to buy her book?

This whole segment feigning excitement at Lisa's photos is so forced.

Slaine fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Oct 30, 2012

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Thanks guys!

The Jersey Shore (where I live, though not in a shore town and near the bay) was totally, totally devastated! One of our neighbor's stayed behind and said our deck, fence and shed were destroyed. That said, the house is okay which is the most important thing other than my husband and son.

Are they on the air today? Part of Manhattan is totally under water and I believe the bridges and tunnels are all closed.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Kelly posted:

Are they on the air today? Part of Manhattan is totally under water and I believe the bridges and tunnels are all closed.

Yep, on the air. Not just one the air, either, actively mocking Gary for staying home to take care of his McMansion in Greenwich.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Kelly posted:

Thanks guys!

The Jersey Shore (where I live, though not in a shore town and near the bay) was totally, totally devastated! One of our neighbor's stayed behind and said our deck, fence and shed were destroyed. That said, the house is okay which is the most important thing other than my husband and son.

Are they on the air today? Part of Manhattan is totally under water and I believe the bridges and tunnels are all closed.

So no water got into the house? That must be a relief. I heard that even if you have flood insurance, there are ten million different ways the insurance company can gently caress you out of money. After Hurricane Irene, people were getting denied because the insurance companies told them "Well we think the winds pushed the water into your house so sorry. Better luck next time."

haljordan fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Oct 30, 2012

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Kelly posted:

Thanks guys!

The Jersey Shore (where I live, though not in a shore town and near the bay) was totally, totally devastated! One of our neighbor's stayed behind and said our deck, fence and shed were destroyed. That said, the house is okay which is the most important thing other than my husband and son.

Are they on the air today? Part of Manhattan is totally under water and I believe the bridges and tunnels are all closed.

When can you go home?

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Kelly posted:

Thanks guys!

The Jersey Shore (where I live, though not in a shore town and near the bay) was totally, totally devastated! One of our neighbor's stayed behind and said our deck, fence and shed were destroyed. That said, the house is okay which is the most important thing other than my husband and son.

Are they on the air today? Part of Manhattan is totally under water and I believe the bridges and tunnels are all closed.

So sorry to hear that Kelly :( I guess it could have been way worse.
I hope it ends up not being too bad.

So most of the staff made it in to the studio? (except Gary I guess).
That's impressive.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Howard Stern care package: babysitter porn, a sybian and a Ba Ba Booey mask

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Squashy Nipples posted:

Yep, on the air. Not just one the air, either, actively mocking Gary for staying home to take care of his McMansion in Greenwich.

How was Gary even supposed to get into the city?
Howard is insane if he expected the guy to stay in a hotel during the worst storm in ages just so he could work the next day instead of going home to his wife and children.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Manifest posted:

How was Gary even supposed to get into the city?
Howard is insane if he expected the guy to stay in a hotel during the worst storm in ages just so he could work the next day instead of going home to his wife and children.

That's exactly what Howard expected.

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