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Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

Scratch Monkey posted:

"they do not want monogamous relationships with anyone other than 6’5” finance bros with trust funds & blue eyes."

Got some bad news for you about Elon...

The "women only want tall guys" thing has really spiraled out of control in the dating app era, and i'm almost certain it's all a mirage based on nobody understanding how tall anyone actually is. It goes like this:

1. Some women prefer a partner taller than them, so they say so.
2. Men find out about this and lie about their height an inch or two to gain an advantage.
3. Women get lied to so many times about height that their whole perception of what is "average" gets skewed upwards.
4. Men lie even more to the point where women think that 6 feet is an average height (but the real male average is still 5'9")
5. Women post even higher height requirements because they're being gaslit about how tall everyone is.
6. Men get mad about this and decide it's women's fault for being shallow whores.

This is even ignoring the fact that women who publicly state a minimum height for a partner are still a small minority of available partners.

See also: dick size.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Prof. Spaceman posted:

See also: dick size.

You first.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
turn off your monitors

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

I hope the person who originally queried the idiot agent on social media gets their manuscript looked over by a non-imbecile agent at the firm now because of this. Though it would be hilarious if the manuscript actually just sucked and that lady tweeted herself into unemployment for nothing.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
As a 6' tall woman,



That's all I just wanted to mention how tall I am.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

tokin opposition posted:

As a 6' tall woman,



That's all I just wanted to mention how tall I am.

so what youre saying is that youre actually 5'8"

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I can confirm that women don't care about height because I'm tall and nobody will go out with me

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
It's all just an excuse to blame something outside their control for why they can't get dates.

Being a repugnant shitstain can be fixed with self-reflection and genuine effort, being 5'08'' gives them an excuse not to self-improve

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


PurpleXVI posted:

I swear I remember one webcomic once pulling it off, can't remember what it was, but I remember that teenage me was enthralled with it and totally bought in to the drama turn. Of course, that might also just be teen me having a spongy idiot brain, who can say.

More than one webcomic has managed it, some by keeping the same slapstick tone even as the stakes increase, others by a gradual shift in tone and genre from gag-a-day to serialized drama. I can't think of any offhand that successfully handled an abrupt swerve from comedy into drama rather than a gradual mutation, but there are probably some.

The thing is, for every webcomic that attempts that and sticks the landing, there are dozens if not hundreds that hosed it up and either rapidly slid into irrelevance or self-combusted spectacularly. And I suspect that most of the ones that do pull it off had something of that nature planned early on, rather than waking up one morning and going "I am indwelt by the Spirit of Bad Posting, which compels me to add a Serious Storyline about Real-World Issues to my webcomic 'ShitCats: Cats Who Are Shitheads' and then demands that I post through it when this is badly received".

ToxicFrog has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Jun 24, 2024

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Is Sluggy Freelance still going?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Pride month is so defeated.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Byzantine posted:

Is Sluggy Freelance still going?

I was going to say "I think it wrapped up a few years ago", but no, it's still loving going!

I checked out back in like 2004 so I have no idea how well it's held up.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


why does her butt got a bowtie

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Byzantine posted:

Is Sluggy Freelance still going?

yeah its good you should go there

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

PurpleXVI posted:

I swear I remember one webcomic once pulling it off, can't remember what it was, but I remember that teenage me was enthralled with it and totally bought in to the drama turn. Of course, that might also just be teen me having a spongy idiot brain, who can say.

The one that I remember actually pulling it off was Life Of Riley, which actually made it to like 400 or so pages of actual ongoing plot before the artist and author had a falling out and it just collapsed. It was "alright" for an 00s comic that started out about video games made by people in their teens and early 20s that then became about angels and demons and monsters duking it out in South Florida for some reason. I've said a couple of times that it's one of my "Okay, where were you going with this?" webcomics that I actually wanted to know the ending to.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I was going to mention Sluggy but felt it could only lead to bad places.

A friend of mine tried to get me into it back around that same time, I read the first couple of strips which were "Hi I'm a web coder slash cartoonist and these are my wacky friends" or whatever and then I flipped a few pages forward and now they're fighting dragons and aliens and succubi and all the dialogue is these walls of text of characters talking about other characters I had no knowledge of. I placed it gingerly in the "never ask questions about this" bin along with Homestuck

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lumbermouth posted:

Roger Ebert LOVED him some titties

he ain't wrong but only if the gratuitous nudity is equal opportunity

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Flesh Forge posted:

Pride month is so defeated.



50% of All Marriages Ending in Divorce Statistic: You beat Pride, Addison... but you can't beat me :kheldragar:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
she's an alumna from Lou Dobbs' show lol

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

stringless posted:

loss.jpg would have become a distant memory at best except for the "move past it and heal" manifesto making it more ridiculous and memorable.

Miscarriages are often harder on the woman than the man,

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Flesh Forge posted:

she's an alumna from Lou Dobbs' show lol

Lou Dobbs is still alive? lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Prof. Spaceman posted:

The "women only want tall guys" thing has really spiraled out of control in the dating app era, and i'm almost certain it's all a mirage based on nobody understanding how tall anyone actually is. It goes like this:

1. Some women prefer a partner taller than them, so they say so.
2. Men find out about this and lie about their height an inch or two to gain an advantage.
3. Women get lied to so many times about height that their whole perception of what is "average" gets skewed upwards.
4. Men lie even more to the point where women think that 6 feet is an average height (but the real male average is still 5'9")
5. Women post even higher height requirements because they're being gaslit about how tall everyone is.
6. Men get mad about this and decide it's women's fault for being shallow whores.

This is even ignoring the fact that women who publicly state a minimum height for a partner are still a small minority of available partners.

See also: dick size.

My boyfriend is 5’2” and he’s a loving knockout as far as I’m concerned. These guys just have a skill issue.

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
Dr. McNinja held up for the most part imo

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Flesh Forge posted:

Pride month is so defeated.



No one is forcing or even asking you to be gay, Addison!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
lol woopsie

https://x.com/rockpapershot/status/1805298285915390347

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

emSparkly posted:

My boyfriend is 5’2” and he’s a loving knockout as far as I’m concerned. These guys just have a skill issue.

as far as I'm concerned a real man is 4'5 with a full beard, iron helmet and battleaxe

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

nine-gear crow posted:

The one that I remember actually pulling it off was Life Of Riley, which actually made it to like 400 or so pages of actual ongoing plot before the artist and author had a falling out and it just collapsed. It was "alright" for an 00s comic that started out about video games made by people in their teens and early 20s that then became about angels and demons and monsters duking it out in South Florida for some reason. I've said a couple of times that it's one of my "Okay, where were you going with this?" webcomics that I actually wanted to know the ending to.

Oh hey someone else who remembers that comic. I imagine it’s aged poorly like most webcomics from that era but preteen me was really into how absolutely wild the plot was

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Flesh Forge posted:

Pride month is so defeated.



I'm just glad they're color-coded, imagine if the woman wasn't wearing pink, the marriage would instantly become gay!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
After the defeat of pride month comes the dawn of wrath month. Watch out breeders, we’re combing to dismantle your values.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?

Nap Ghost

Nobody Interesting posted:

why does her butt got a bowtie

Anime

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

grittyreboot posted:

I wish I could find the post, but someone did an extensive thread about Sinfest's author going from ex-evangelical to militant anti porn activist to terf to anti vaxxer to things even stranger. They never made a joke of it, they just showed a person succumbing to increasing mental illness and it honestly made me feel sorry for the guy.

The creator of Sinfest is one of the IOSM that I actually feel sorry for. Graham Linehan is another. I can't point to any proof or dividing line but their issues seem to not be about being idiots or evil but more about runaway mental illness. Their arguments don't even make sense on their own terms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

I'll bother to summon up the energy to feel sorry for them when they stop trying to make trans people's lives worse tbqh

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

nonathlon posted:

The creator of Sinfest is one of the IOSM that I actually feel sorry for. Graham Linehan is another. I can't point to any proof or dividing line but their issues seem to not be about being idiots or evil but more about runaway mental illness. Their arguments don't even make sense on their own terms.

Linehan? Lmao no gently caress that guy. Dude literally got into terfdom trying to score with middle aged women on mumsnet. He’s not some troubled creative gone down a tragic spiral, he’s a loser.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Holy poo poo, someone feeling bad for Graham loving Linehan in 2024.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
PYF Unrepentant Bigot You Feel Sorry For

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

PYF Unrepentant Bigot You Feel Sorry For

Laura Loomer, just because she seems to think that if Trump wins she'll get a job as like a deputy press secretary or something, and lol, no honey, they aren't going to hire you for anything, you're too crazy for OAN. Also she can't use like any app, I can't imagine what not having door dash or ubereats during COVID lockdown must have been like. She's probably the only person besides Elon that wants twitter to become an everything app.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No terf apologia in this thread thanks.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

nonathlon posted:

The creator of Sinfest is one of the IOSM that I actually feel sorry for. Graham Linehan is another. I can't point to any proof or dividing line but their issues seem to not be about being idiots or evil but more about runaway mental illness. Their arguments don't even make sense on their own terms.

what the hell, the Sinfest guy is literally posting poo poo about how the scary Jews did the holocaust to hurt poor perfect Germany. Maybe mental illness is involved there, but it's purestrain horrible that hurts people. Same with Lineham.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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nonathlon posted:

The creator of Sinfest is one of the IOSM that I actually feel sorry for. Graham Linehan is another. I can't point to any proof or dividing line but their issues seem to not be about being idiots or evil but more about runaway mental illness. Their arguments don't even make sense on their own terms.

I think it’s funny he ruined his own life honestly.

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