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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013
help help i inherited the emfive pasta gene

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ham Cheeks posted:

I missed the whole Nestor thing, what's it about?

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1273644503656730631?lang=en

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Old tweets are completely illegible

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Where is Nestor

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Gin Palace posted:

help help i inherited the emfive pasta gene

:rip: emfive

e: i read gene as jars somehow

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

T's rear end

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
gaetz all in on NFTs - Not Flegal Teens

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ham Cheeks posted:

I missed the whole Nestor thing, what's it about?

during a debate matt gaetz was called a racist

out of loving nowhere he screamed "yeah well then why do I have a cuban son!?!?"

instead of the sick own everyone started asking "what the gently caress do you mean you have a cuban son?"

Gaetz then claimed he had adopted the son of an ex girlfriend's dead sister, and had kept him secret to keep him out of the spot light. All the while he had referred to the kid for years as his aid, and had even gotten him some cushy clerk gigs at the florida state house.

then katie hill, a fellow sex pest, came to his defense and for SOME REASON none of the journalists wanted to pursue this

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

euphronius posted:

geatz trafficked a Cuban boy to Florida to live with him

he later claimed to have adopted him to score a rhetorical point on the house floor

are there any republicans that aren't sex offenders?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Ham Cheeks posted:

I missed the whole Nestor thing, what's it about?

matt gaetz had an adopted son who was also his boyfriend

basically a cumtown bit

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013

Plinkey posted:

:rip: emfive

e: i read gene as jars somehow

lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ham Cheeks posted:

I missed the whole Nestor thing, what's it about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT86SW3MLP4

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lol

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Ham Cheeks posted:

are there any republicans US politicians that aren't sex offenders?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:whitewater:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Everything about this is very normal. Extremely normal. Dangerously normal.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
so do American politicians just blackmail eachother because everyone's either a sex offender or money crimer?

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Ham Cheeks posted:

are there any republicans that aren't sex offenders?

Scalise

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/froomkin/status/1377073768967835649

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ham Cheeks posted:

so do American politicians just blackmail eachother because everyone's either a sex offender or money crimer?

yes but they're also blackmailed by foreign actors too because they're sex offenders and money crimers and beyond easy to honeypot

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ham Cheeks posted:

so do American politicians just blackmail eachother because everyone's either a sex offender or money crimer?

yeas

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

why would he need crypto currency lol hahahag

Yeah I mean, why would a guy who is involved trafficking children for sex be interested in bitcoin? It just doesn't add up.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



2DCAT posted:

This Nestor

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Thoatse posted:

yes but they're also blackmailed by foreign actors too because they're sex offenders and money crimers and beyond easy to honeypot

trunp broke free . he’s truly powerful

they dumped everything in him and he never lost

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Has anyone pointed out Matt Gaetz’s chin is shaped in such a unique way that it makes his head look like the Mac Tonight moon headed guy?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

what in the world

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Ham Cheeks posted:

so do American politicians just blackmail eachother because everyone's either a sex offender or money crimer?

it's more to create a sense of belonging i think

only really annoying guys like Gaetz get outed

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
so I read the last 8 pages and now I think I can smell burnt toast

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

euphronius posted:

geatz trafficked a Cuban boy to Florida to live with him

he later claimed to have adopted him to score a rhetorical point on the house floor

Wait I just realized that Joel Greenberg (the guy who kicked this off) got indicted/resigned the same week Gaetz revealed Nestor to the world

holy lmao that was why

e: arrested not indicted, my bad

Good Citizen has issued a correction as of 03:44 on Mar 31, 2021

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

so this tweeter sat on this info? hmm

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ham Cheeks posted:

so do American politicians just blackmail eachother because everyone's either a sex offender or money crimer?

no they are all on the same team and parties are mostly for show

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


this has it all

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

The Ape of Naples posted:

Am I having a stroke?

we've all been having a stroke for like five years now

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


my god this thing goes deep

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Ham Cheeks posted:

are there any republicans that aren't sex offenders?

Mcconnell

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

goddamn i cannot wait for the trueanon covering this

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

ROFL

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Plinkey posted:

:rip: emfive

e: i read gene as jars somehow


of cum jars and cum genes

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