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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

i was referring more to the fact it was 80% silicone
If those are fake then we really must be in the future, because gat drat.

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Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

http://www.rferl.org/content/greek-syriza-deep-ties-russian-eurasianist-dugin/26818523.html

I cannot loving wait for Finland to join NATO. Greece ruined EU(lmao thinking EU wasnt ruined before) for everyone with public spending and now is doing it again aligning with Russia. Just loving kick those idiots out of EU and NATO. God drat it.

I long for nuclear war to cleanse this loving gay earth.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wasn't there some buzz about Turkey and the EU. I mean it's mostly Asia I guess but yeah.

But lol Western Europe is just Turkey 2.0 anyways

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I'd be happy to get Turkey back into the fold and away from the suit-and-tie goatfuckers that rule the roost now, a military coup is waaaay overdue already

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

found a pic of coles girlfriend

http://i.imgur.com/bZem4qi.jpg :nws:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

god loving dammit

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

without the macro text

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phnv3qwZKAo

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

:chanpop: what horrible cursed combination of words did you have to google to find that?


E: pallet cleanser

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 29, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

:chanpop: what horrible cursed combination of words did you have to google to find that?


E: pallet cleanser



reddit i think

:mrapig:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
are those real bones :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

theyre ghost bones

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
RIP ghost bones

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Do you know whose bones are on display here?
The answer is… your bones.
My bones.
Bone’s bones.
Bone bone bone.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


Man you gotta link the whole album son

http://imgur.com/a/lWPRF :nws:

the 4th one down reminds me of Robocop 2

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

i loving hate you

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpVlFMHz1E

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stare:


Jesus loving Christ

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Mike-o posted:

RIP ghost bones

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

Man you gotta link the whole album son

http://imgur.com/a/lWPRF :nws:

the 4th one down reminds me of Robocop 2

This is the first thing that has made me laugh out loud today

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Arrest that man. While he may have not done something illegal yet, he will be at some time.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

Arrest that man. While he may have not done something illegal yet, he will be at some time.

I'm on it

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Sjurygg posted:

I'd be happy to get Turkey back into the fold and away from the suit-and-tie goatfuckers that rule the roost now, a military coup is waaaay overdue already

Erdogan took care of that possibility a while back

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
made some butter

spread it on some toast

holy loving flying moon crickets, edibles... :stare:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Bolow posted:

Man you gotta link the whole album son

http://imgur.com/a/lWPRF :nws:

the 4th one down reminds me of Robocop 2

:stonkhat:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Bolow posted:

Man you gotta link the whole album son

http://imgur.com/a/lWPRF :nws:

the 4th one down reminds me of Robocop 2

Welp I'm glad I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Ok the secret Santa thread is closed but I wanted to let everyone know I got my gift sent out today. Signing up for secret Santa before I knew I was moving sucked. Sorry!!!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I moved just before christmas too whatever bro. Excuses. You're not sorry til you post a cat pic in the dogge thread

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:

Ok the secret Santa thread is closed but I wanted to let everyone know I got my gift sent out today. Signing up for secret Santa before I knew I was moving sucked. Sorry!!!

It's all good, I figured it was due to the move.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Speaking of secret santa the guys down at he motorpool definitely found my police baton dildo in the trunk of my unit last week :v:

I threw it in there thinking I'd use it to play a joke on somebody at the office and forgot it was there till I brought it in for maintenance.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beanieson posted:

Speaking of secret santa the guys down at he motorpool definitely found my police baton dildo in the trunk of my unit last week :v:

I threw it in there thinking I'd use it to play a joke on somebody at the office and forgot it was there till I brought it in for maintenance.

Twenty years from now at your retirement ceremony they're still going to be talking about it.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
And no offered explanation will measure up to what they believe.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
At least he'll never get put on prostitution task forces again

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Cole posted:

Ok the secret Santa thread is closed but I wanted to let everyone know I got my gift sent out today. Signing up for secret Santa before I knew I was moving sucked. Sorry!!!

Got it!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

And no offered explanation will measure up to what they believe.

They didn't ask about it but when I picked up the car the dildo was in the drivers seat instead of the trunk lol

No clue who found it or how many people know about it. I'm just waiting for the eventual fallout.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Getting flashbacks to Fight Club about the package bit.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

beanieson posted:

They didn't ask about it but when I picked up the car the dildo was in the drivers seat instead of the trunk lol

No clue who found it or how many people know about it. I'm just waiting for the eventual fallout.

It's only a matter of time til the story evolves to "it was jammed in the drivers seat crack and covered in lube and poo poo"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Slim Pickens posted:

It's only a matter of time til the story evolves to "it was jammed in the drivers seat crack and covered in lube and poo poo"

Then it will end up posted in GBS by some $9.25/hr lube tech at the Oil Can Henry's your dept uses and 5's will rain down upon him as DnD begins to chant "ACAB" but this time the B means Bottom

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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