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dr cum patrol esq: Sep 3, 2003; A C A B

Deteriorata posted:

Look at what's leaning against the table.

Wow, so that's a pretty big ax.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:50

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:54

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

Deteriorata posted:

Look at what's leaning against the table.

Hint: it's something that really shouldn't be leaning against a table in proper establishments.

It's the lady's elbows.

e: Oops new page. Here's a funny pic before someone gets pissy.

dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Feb 5, 2014

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:51

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

dijon du jour posted:

Hint: it's something that really shouldn't be leaning against a table in proper establishments.

It's the lady's elbows.

Steak N Shake is delicious as all gently caress but it's not exactly a proper establishment.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:53

sforzacio: Nov 6, 2012

Arrath posted:

War... war never changes.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 06:49

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

This one is my favorite, and we need an entire thread of soldiers doing funny things before the internet was invented. For some reason, being black and white with WWII gear makes that even funnier. Knowing that I might stumble upon a picture of my grandpa using a captured Panzerschreck to simulate his penis... That's comedy.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 07:14

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

front wing flexing posted:

I don't get the first because I'm dumb but the tea pot one isn't funny because you can tell they tried to hard

This is me IRL:

In the top left, is that a monkey rock loving another monkey rock with killer tits, or am I crazy? I mean, is that the funny part of the picture or is the funny part the dude?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 07:44

PatrickBateman: Jul 26, 2007

BigHead posted:

In the top left, is that a monkey rock loving another monkey rock with killer tits, or am I crazy? I mean, is that the funny part of the picture or is the funny part the dude?

Dude, you're Phillip Seymour Hoffman high. Get help quick.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 08:08

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

BigHead posted:

In the top left, is that a monkey rock loving another monkey rock with killer tits, or am I crazy? I mean, is that the funny part of the picture or is the funny part the dude?

I want to see the world through your eyes.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 08:11

Farnk: Apr 7, 2003

front wing flexing posted:

I don't get the first because I'm dumb but the tea pot one isn't funny because you can tell they tried to hard

This is me IRL:

Looks like that guy Tom from Fast N Loud on discovery.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 08:18

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Captain Trips posted:

This one is my favorite, and we need an entire thread of soldiers doing funny things before the internet was invented. For some reason, being black and white with WWII gear makes that even funnier. Knowing that I might stumble upon a picture of my grandpa using a captured Panzerschreck to simulate his penis... That's comedy.

Bunch more here:
http://www.warrelics.eu/forum/discussions/funny-soldiers-291378/

# ? Feb 5, 2014 08:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BigHead posted:

In the top left, is that a monkey rock loving another monkey rock with killer tits, or am I crazy? I mean, is that the funny part of the picture or is the funny part the dude?

Please draw what you're seeing. Open the picture in MSPaint and draw the outline on top. No seriously. Do it.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 10:26

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

I can see it too now.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 11:03

Fair Hallion: Jul 25, 2007

monkey face above the sword:

but... tits??

# ? Feb 5, 2014 12:20

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Fair Hallion posted:

but... tits??

Linked for being too risque for SA:

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/r3VlO8n.png :nws:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 12:46

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Linked for being too risque for SA:

http://i.imgur.com/r3VlO8n.png

I honestly don't know how you somehow managed to stop there. It's a stone-face bonanza!

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/H0Vdl22.jpg?1?9714 :nws:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 13:16

ILL ON PZONES: Oct 13, 2013

I was looking for monkeys doing it doggystyle. Is that... racist?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 13:32

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

ILL ON PZONES posted:

I was looking for monkeys doing it doggystyle. Is that... racist?

No, you're just confused.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 13:50

OK Some Butt Stuff: Jun 9, 2002

And More posted:

I honestly don't know how you somehow managed to stop there. It's a stone-face bonanza!

http://i.imgur.com/H0Vdl22.jpg?1?9714

Do all the faces you see talk to you as well

# ? Feb 5, 2014 14:20

Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

No, it's obviously a cool dog licking a monkey's back.

Obviously.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 14:49

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Linked for being too risque for SA:

http://i.imgur.com/r3VlO8n.png

# ? Feb 5, 2014 15:14

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Meanwhile in ancient India...

# ? Feb 5, 2014 15:32

Penny Paper: Dec 31, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

Wow, the evidence is really piling up.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 15:47

President Ark: May 16, 2010

Tiggum posted:

How has nobody photoshopped another lightsaber coming out of his crotch yet???

# ? Feb 5, 2014 15:55

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

# ? Feb 5, 2014 16:07

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Yes...the perfect disguise...no one will suspect a thing... :ninja:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:06

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

Do all the faces you see talk to you as well

Some do. They aren't picky, though. You can hear them, too. Look: :words:

Your username reminded me of something:

Their current desk range is from the TriASS series. My personal favourite is the VisitASS Reception.

You can't fool me, Dirk Assmann. :colbert:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:36

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

More impressions from Sochi:

It's like a joke or something, I'm a bit surprised the Russians aren't trying harder.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:51

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Surely that bathroom stall has to be set up for doping checks now.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:57

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:58

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

More Sochi fun

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:13

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

If this isn't an ironic t-shirt by the end of the day I'm going to be very disappointed in the internet

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:18

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

At this rate, I really hope they did this all crooked. It would be embarrassing if this was an honest effort

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:21

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

So I'm setting up a Dell laptop for a client, and part of our process is documenting the warranty information from Dell's website. In order to get the warranty expiration date, you have to enter captcha text for verification...

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:24

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Phlegmish posted:

It's like a joke or something, I'm a bit surprised the Russians aren't trying harder.

�I have never seen it, but by all accounts the Sochi Olympic Village is terrible. However, I have seen the yacht that it bought, and it is terrific.� - every Russian official involved with the project.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:26

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

How the flying blue gently caress did this place get approved by the IOC???

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:34

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

How the flying blue gently caress did this place get approved by the IOC???

The worlds most corrupt organization in sports? Gee, I wonder.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:36

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Keru posted:

The worlds most corrupt organization in sports? Gee, I wonder.

The backlash is going to be severe.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:40

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Leon Einstein posted:

The backlash is going to be severe.

I'm gonna make so much popcorn for when that happens.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:46

A Buttery Pastry: Sep 4, 2011; Delicious and Informative!

Leon Einstein posted:

The backlash is going to be severe.

Speaking of corrupt sports organizations, FIFA accepted the Qatari bid for the World Cup, and only later did they announce that it would have to be moved to the winter due to the weather getting far too hot in the summer. Qatar apparently got in on a summer bid, ahead of the US, Australia, South Korea and Japan, and now the decision to move the World Cup is going to cause havoc in the European leagues. Look forward to the UK burning to the ground in 2022.

More Sochi

# ? Feb 5, 2014 19:06

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

So this year, the Olympics are being held in a dystopian future. That's fun.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 19:23

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