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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

MotU posted:

it isnt she's actually just getting fat

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

CapnAndy posted:

Is "I'm the main character from Saints Row and I'll beat you into dirt if you say different, or if you don't, I'm not picky" that complicated?

You've never seen divas on Raw, clearly.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:01

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Dr. rear end posted:

Three minutes and a distraction

please dont post about my sex life

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:01

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Nikki's attire gets smaller every week

much like her talent

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:01

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Big AA from Nikki

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:01

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

it isnt she's actually just getting fat

Trying to get John to want her more.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:01

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

It's being slowly replaced as a prank.

Nah, they have an alliance.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

big match nikki

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

Do you really want to see Sasha's character filtered through the RAW Creative team?

I don't think you do.

*Creative team member misreads the script.*

The following week on Raw, Sasha comes out dressed like a fish. "I'm the Bass!"

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

MotU posted:

it isnt she's actually just getting fat

more of her for cena to love

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Mongo >

Hopefully Bayley owns a chihuahua too.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Nikki Bella is slowly morphing into Shane Douglas

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Trying to get John to want her more.

itd work for me

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Those were some pretty good push ups.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

They are pacing this match like it might go long.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

... go on.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Nicki's a bodydonna now

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Dr. rear end posted:

Three minutes and a distraction

But enough about Cenas sex life HEYOOOOOOOO

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Writer Cath posted:

*Creative team member misreads the script.*

The following week on Raw, Sasha comes out dressed like a fish. "I'm the Bass!"

See, now I know what I want her to do for the Halloween episode

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nikki Bella is slowly morphing into Shane Douglas

Nikki is a decent champion

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Nikki Bella's skin is the color of properly fried chicken.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

itd work for me

hell same

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:02

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Come on nikkiiiii

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Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

COME ON NIKKI

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Charlotte, after her father's role, as the leader and kingpin.

Sasha, after AA's tough as nails straight ahead style and right-hand woman of Charlotte.

Becky, known for grit and her devastating finishers, like Tully.

Bayley, known for her love of hugging everyone and everything, like Barry Windham.

Sasha is the BOSS

she can't be a lackey

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

pressedbunny posted:

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

The freaks love her peaks

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

pressedbunny posted:

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

nah nikki loves animals too much

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Nikki Bella's skin is the color of properly fried chicken.

she's my chicken fry

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

pressedbunny posted:

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

Brie being the Dog Faced Gremlin.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Action Shakespeare: Mar 25, 2010; TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Nikki's attire gets smaller every week

but she still has to wear nylons because reasons

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

*Creative team member misreads the script.*

The following week on Raw, Sasha comes out dressed like a fish. "I'm the Bass!"

Rap is Carp

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

pressedbunny posted:

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

YOU GONNA SUCK BRIE'S DICK OR WHAT

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Zyla posted:

I assume Bayley is the Arn Anderson

Dusty Rhodes walks into a parking lot, suddenly Bayley comes out of nowhere and hugs his leg :3:

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

So Nikki's...heel again? Maybe?

She's putting on a decent match here at least

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Speaking of Tully Blanchard

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

*Creative team member misreads the script.*

The following week on Raw, Sasha comes out dressed like a fish. "I'm the Bass!"

new finishing move the "bassterlock"

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

CapnAndy posted:

Is "I'm the main character from Saints Row and I'll beat you into dirt if you say different, or if you don't, I'm not picky" that complicated?

This is the same team that brought you the "My sister and I had a blood feud which ended in me becoming her indentured servant, she never apologized or showed remorse in any way but we're a team again because" storyline.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:03

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

pressedbunny posted:

NIkki would become my favourite overnight if she fully adopted the Big Poppa Pump gimmick.

yes

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# ? May 23, 2024 04:24

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Nikki Bella's skin is the color of properly fried chicken.

That's what happens when you spend 3 hours a day under a heat lamp

# ? Jun 2, 2015 03:04

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