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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pick posted:

You can tell fart fart because blah blah blah

That's deep.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo

This is basically how 2020 feels.

I edited your post to make the link work, hope you don't mind. Holy poo poo, I've loved the New Joe segment for over a decade. I can't believe it was parodied and I never loving knew!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TheAardvark posted:

I edited your post to make the link work, hope you don't mind. Holy poo poo, I've loved the New Joe segment for over a decade. I can't believe it was parodied and I never loving knew!

Do yourself a favor and watch the entirety of "I Think You Should Leave", funniest sketch show in a long time.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Not sure if people know about Schmoyoho songifying the election, but this song is kind of an earworm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS5HCi-zsYE

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1300655991814524928

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

InsertPotPun posted:

oh my god we're all going to die

Ah, an optimist :unsmith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeffrey please write a script that replaces every single post in D&D with this for one day

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pick posted:

Jeffrey please write a script that replaces every single post in D&D with this for one day

Also for C-SPAM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I don't know how internet forums work or anything but I demand that this just be permanently embedded in the thread. Thank you based admins (did I use that right?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

TheAardvark posted:

I don't know how internet forums work or anything but I demand that this just be permanently embedded in the thread. Thank you based admins (did I use that right?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

Two IKs requesting the same thing should be some pretty powerful magic.

I'm doing this thing...

MAKE IT SO, FORUM GODS!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pick posted:

Jeffrey please write a script that replaces every single post in D&D with this for one day

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

TheAardvark posted:

I don't know how internet forums work or anything but I demand that this just be permanently embedded in the thread. Thank you based admins (did I use that right?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

code:
const iframe = document.createElement("script");
iframe.type = "text/javascript";
iframe.src = "https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api";
iframe.async = true;

const yt = document.createElement("script");
yt.type = "text/javascript";
yt.src="https://cdn.rawgit.com/labnol/files/master/yt.js";
yt.async = true;

document.head.appendChild(iframe);
document.head.appendChild(yt);

const video = document.createElement('div');
video.setAttribute('data-video', 'kWVFEVWJMz8');
video.setAttribute('data-autoplay', 1);
video.setAttribute('data-loop', 1);
video.setAttribute('id', "youtube-audio");

document.body.appendChild(video);
Copy and paste this into the developer console of your browser (f12 to open it on most browsers), hit enter, and you'll get that wonderful soundtrack

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



Grondoth posted:

Yes! It is! TRUMP DOES IT CONSTANTLY!

His justice department sure as gently caress won't charge him for it, though!

Lol is the only safeguard against this poo poo really just good faith that a party will prosecute their own guy instead of just doing nothing? Like nobody ever saw something like this coming however-many years ago and was like 'hey maybe we should have some sort of public/non-biased means to oust a corrupt president'?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1300650617816461312?s=21

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Wait, he's appealing to total morons?

The fuuuuuck???

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Bullshit, soros sends them on private planes

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

Lol is the only safeguard against this poo poo really just good faith that a party will prosecute their own guy instead of just doing nothing? Like nobody ever saw something like this coming however-many years ago and was like 'hey maybe we should have some sort of public/non-biased means to oust a corrupt president'?

The Founding Fathers were super naive, as only rich white people can be.

At least no one listened to Alexander Hamilton and made the Senate and the Presidency lifetime positions only SCOTUS lol.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Just grabbing my Antifa tatoo, like all radlibs do before we take COMMERCIAL AIRLINES in OUR RIOT GEAR

You cannot fight people this stupid on the axis of information

You cannot fight people this violent on the axis of guns

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Bust Rodd posted:

Just grabbing my Antifa tatoo, like all radlibs do before we take COMMERCIAL AIRLINES in OUR RIOT GEAR

You cannot fight people this stupid on the axis of information

You cannot fight people this violent on the axis of guns

Fortunately it seems like we can beat them on the axis of consuming literal poisons to treat an illness. We should work on stepping that up.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

@RealDonaldTrump: I am "here, bye!" announcing the new Mulligan Act, which allows each cop (Crime Fighter Warrior) to make one "Mistake" a week. This is to allow COPS to keep their jobs, even if they ...

@RealDonaldTrump: ... accidentally kill a child, forget to put the parking brake on, etc. Tiny mistakes, not Their Fault! Just like our Great Golfers, everybody slips up once in a while. Should not Ruin your life!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



Alright so he's just reading Fancy Hat posts now.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
This is probably fine no need to investigate


https://twitter.com/jf991/status/1300678700606935040?s=21

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwGUOxrteA

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1300631162617057284?s=20

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


lol he literally put a black guy in charge of low income housing already

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




mono posted:

lol he literally put a black guy in charge of low income housing already

He doesn't remember.

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

I can't wait to finally get out of this hell hole and move to the serburbs. I want a picket fence. I want a golden retriever. The whole serburban lifestyle.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Somewhere in the multiverse there's a nirvana where I just clicked on the Verhoeven THUG PLANE "Would You Like to Know More?" teaser like I'm playing loving diablo

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

mono posted:

lol he literally put a black guy in charge of low income housing already

He heard the word "urban" and immediately thought of Ben Carson.

I'm sure his aides were like "but, sir, Dr Carson is an accomplished physician. Maybe HHS could-"

"No, no, Ben knows the Urban. He's very good with the Urban".

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I hate living in the burbs I'd give my leg to live in the city. Everything being spread out sucks rear end!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1300778602301190144?s=19

dk2m
May 6, 2009
i’m convinced now more than ever that trump is absolutely 100% gonna win in november

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

dk2m posted:

i’m convinced now more than ever that trump is absolutely 100% gonna win in november

The DNC had 4 years to form a cohesive platform and instead we got “I swear I am not that other guy” and it was literally the best they could do.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Pakistani politics posted:

The White house will either be painted red or gold before this is over. Hail Satan.

What a statement, holy smokes

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
"First Lady's 200ft, solid gold Christmas tree puts federal government into historical deficit".

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Sep 1, 2020

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


This made me cry. But this?

TheAardvark posted:

hey you: yes you, the lurker.

you only listened to it once. You have to listen to it twice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

HOW THE gently caress DID YOU KNOW
This made me laugh my rear end off. Thank you, doctor.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

“Solid gold Christmas tree goes missing during transportation in Trump-Haul trucks.”

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Fox News isn't even playing his interview from last night, even those morons know how bad it looks to compare shooting a guy in the back 7 times to having a bad putt in golf.

He's in Kenosha today, right? Just wait for the insanity that comes out of his mouth there, too.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

A Fancy Hat posted:

Fox News isn't even playing his interview from last night, even those morons know how bad it looks to compare shooting a guy in the back 7 times to having a bad putt in golf.

He's in Kenosha today, right? Just wait for the insanity that comes out of his mouth there, too.

Didn't trump already try and pass off "Choker" as a word humans say, before this interview? I'm having a hard time remember this lighting round of stupid called 2020.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pick posted:

Jeffrey please write a script that replaces every single post in D&D with this for one day

I will message him about this immediately

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