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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Dillbag posted:

I wouldn't waste that on a broke dick dog

huh\

http://i.imgur.com/OZtqOxq.gifv

# ? May 29, 2015 10:57

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# ? Jun 25, 2024 02:03

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

wanna set a game there. what game? what purpose? who lievs and who dies

# ? May 29, 2015 12:19

Hesh Ballantine: Feb 13, 2012

echinopsis posted:

wanna set a game there. what game? what purpose? who lievs and who dies

run a Darksun campaign with this canyon hidden somewhere in the sea of silt

# ? May 29, 2015 12:51

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

wayfinder posted:

ice-t and his homebuoy

# ? May 29, 2015 13:47

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a c t u a l l y

crash data studies tell us that men cause more crashes per driver (within their population) due to riskier behavior whereas women overall tend to be involved in more crashes due to a much much higher proportion of women generating trips (almost twice as many and each tends to be longer on average; thanks, persistent gender roles) and therefore are on the road throughout the day, particularly during off-peak times

so yes it is in fact sexist bullshit that women are "worse drivers" you idiot

e:

in traffic engineering we call them crashes

b/c accident implies that they are all unpreventable acts of chance

Johns Hopkins did a study, that I quoted, that compared accident rates per million miles. Men crashed 5.1 times per million miles. Women crashed 5.7 times per same million miles. Now, I'm not debating why women tend to crash more frequently, or saying that they're worse drivers because of that. In fact I made it a point to state that men are overall more dangerous, worse drivers as we cause more fatal crashes per mile driven. They could have poorer visibility. It could be the other drivers at fault. It could be when they drive or whatever else. But that difference in accident rate per mile driven is a significant finding; 5.7 is over 10% more frequent.

# ? May 29, 2015 14:02

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

echinopsis posted:

huh\

http://i.imgur.com/OZtqOxq.gifv

grandma
why

# ? May 29, 2015 14:07

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

why is that a significant finding to you if you swear it doesn't mean anything

it's like a definition of 'i'm not sexist...but'

# ? May 29, 2015 14:07

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Broken Machine posted:

Johns Hopkins did a study, that I quoted, that compared accident rates per million miles. Men crashed 5.1 times per million miles. Women crashed 5.7 times per same million miles. Now, I'm not debating why women tend to crash more frequently, or saying that they're worse drivers because of that. In fact I made it a point to state that men are overall more dangerous, worse drivers as we cause more fatal crashes per mile driven. They could have poorer visibility. It could be the other drivers at fault. It could be when they drive or whatever else. But that difference in accident rate per mile driven is a significant finding; 5.7 is over 10% more frequent.

maybe guys drive on highways more, and maybe highways have lower rates of accidents-per-mile-traveled? :shrug:

# ? May 29, 2015 14:07

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

prefect posted:

maybe guys drive on highways more, and maybe highways have lower rates of accidents-per-mile-traveled?

id bet its guys drive more miles but make less stops, women are fewer miles but more stops. the additional accidents are from parking lots, which are statistically one of the most dangerous places to drive, but the 'acidents' would be fender benders and bumper taps instead of wrapping around a lamppost at 80mph

# ? May 29, 2015 14:12

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

wayfinder posted:

python can do this right out of the box

lol

# ? May 29, 2015 14:13

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

Palpek posted:

why is that a significant finding to you if you swear it doesn't mean anything

it's like a definition of 'i'm not sexist...but'

it's statistically significant given the size of the study; it involved many thousands of drivers over a long period of time (decades as I recall).

And yes, I am somewhat sexist, I prefer the company of women.

# ? May 29, 2015 14:14

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

yeah i guess im a big time sexist when it comes to sex partners huh :rolleyes:

# ? May 29, 2015 14:16

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

men crashed 5.1 times per million miles

women crashed 5.7 times per million miles

robots crashed 0.0 times per million miles

self-driving car supremacy

# ? May 29, 2015 14:38

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Jonny 290 posted:

"smiling poop gender" is exactly nineteen characters just sayin

i've kept this name for so long but god drat this is tempting

in yospos kickstarter news:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cabinetentertainment/simon-stalenhags-tales-from-the-loop/

:toot:

# ? May 29, 2015 14:38

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Necc0 posted:

i've kept this name for so long but god drat this is tempting

in yospos kickstarter news:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cabinetentertainment/simon-stalenhags-tales-from-the-loop/

oh cool fistpumping that they made the 320k

# ? May 29, 2015 14:41

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

# ? May 29, 2015 15:20

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Panty Saluter posted:

isn't it normally "angel food" instead of "white"?

# ? May 29, 2015 15:28

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

isn't it normally "angel food" instead of "white"?

angel food and white are two different things much like devil's food and chocolate cake are

would've worked better with angel food cake mix, admittedly

# ? May 29, 2015 15:31

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

prefect posted:

isn't it normally "angel food" instead of "white"?

angel food is a certain type of cake, it's spongier and lighter than normal. It's a bit like cotton candy and not so good really.

# ? May 29, 2015 15:32

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

angel food owns you shut your whore mouth

red velvet can suck a d along with every other cream cheese based icing cake

# ? May 29, 2015 15:34

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

how about a nice German chocolate cake

# ? May 29, 2015 15:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Yodzilla posted:

angel food owns you shut your whore mouth

red velvet can suck a d along with every other cream cheese based icing cake

my mom used to make angel food cake from cheap mixes when i was a kid, kinda soured on it but it definitely has an appeal over stock-standard white cake with white icing

red velvet is overrated but cream cheese icings are better than rich white and chocolate icings at least, but i'd take carrot cake anyday

best frosting is the not-very-sweet whipped kind with a bit of cocoa mixed in for flavor/colour

# ? May 29, 2015 15:36

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

angel food and white are two different things much like devil's food and chocolate cake are

would've worked better with angel food cake mix, admittedly

devil's food and chocolate cakes are different? :wth:

also, best frosting is the stuff they use to make roses and fancy decorations with :yum:

# ? May 29, 2015 15:38

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

goddammit guys now i want cake

i'm trying to lose weight here, gently caress

# ? May 29, 2015 15:38

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

devil's food and chocolate cakes are different?

devil's food cake is lighter and more moist than chocolate, not quite in the same way angel food is to white but that's where the name comes from

# ? May 29, 2015 15:39

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

ol qwerty bastard posted:

goddammit guys now i want cake

i'm trying to lose weight here, gently caress

i still remember a childhood dream i had where i was in some kind of "romper room" with a bunch of other kids, and somebody brought in a cake that was made entirely of frosting. it was orange, and almost seemed like it was illuminated from inside

# ? May 29, 2015 15:41

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

I hate cake and think its some bullshit.

Pie is where it's at.

we served pie at our wedding and heard 0 complaints and much rejoicing.

# ? May 29, 2015 15:42

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

my friend served cupcakes at his wedding; they were the best cupcakes i've ever tasted and later he told me they were gluten-free, so i can only assume there was some black magic involved

# ? May 29, 2015 15:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Jonny 290 posted:

I hate cake and think its some bullshit.

Pie is where it's at.

we served pie at our wedding and heard 0 complaints and much rejoicing.

cake and pie are both wonderful, and there's no reason to pit them against each other

e: pumpkin pie best pie

# ? May 29, 2015 15:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

I hate cake and think its some bullshit.

Pie is where it's at.

we served pie at our wedding and heard 0 complaints and much rejoicing.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

my friend served cupcakes at his wedding; they were the best cupcakes i've ever tasted and later he told me they were gluten-free, so i can only assume there was some black magic involved

we did nice cupcakes in a few different flavors (red velvet, carrot, chocolate) as well as having a small wedding cake (red velvet with field berries mixed into the frosting/layering). we also had the caterer provide peach cobbler and chocolate mousse

all bases covered

# ? May 29, 2015 15:46

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

i made this http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/01/oranges-and-lemons-cake-zest-recipes-ruby-tandoh over the weekend and it was lovely

i don't know why i find baking so much more satisfying than other forms of cooking (other than the obvious, that at the end of it i have lovely lovely cake)

# ? May 29, 2015 15:48

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

goddamnedtwisto posted:

i made this http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/01/oranges-and-lemons-cake-zest-recipes-ruby-tandoh over the weekend and it was lovely

i don't know why i find baking so much more satisfying than other forms of cooking (other than the obvious, that at the end of it i have lovely lovely cake)

baking is chill and basically challenges your ability to follow instructions and measure. i like it too, but we don't have an oven so I haven't done any in a year or so.

# ? May 29, 2015 15:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

i made this http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/01/oranges-and-lemons-cake-zest-recipes-ruby-tandoh over the weekend and it was lovely

i don't know why i find baking so much more satisfying than other forms of cooking (other than the obvious, that at the end of it i have lovely lovely cake)

baking (whether baked goods or meats) is more scientific to me than pan-frying or grilling which is more of an art. agreed it's satisfying, maybe just seems less hectic because careful measurement and planning pays off while you sit back and wait for the baking magic to happen

# ? May 29, 2015 15:50

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

i post a dumb twitter joke and and all you fatass nerds can talk about is cakes and pies

# ? May 29, 2015 15:50

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

the great thing about baking is that once you put it in the oven, you're done, so you can go get baked yourself in time for the food to be ready

# ? May 29, 2015 15:52

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

SynthOrange posted:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/word-replacer/djakfbefalbkkdgnhkkdiihelkjdpbfh

ty for this. am i missing anything?

# ? May 29, 2015 15:57

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

'wealth creator' = 'piss wizard'

# ? May 29, 2015 16:01

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

baking is chill and basically challenges your ability to follow instructions and measure. i like it too, but we don't have an oven so I haven't done any in a year or so.

if you want a challenge you could get a cast iron dutch oven and see what all you can make in it, which is a surprisingly large amount of things

# ? May 29, 2015 16:01