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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Jiro posted:

Has everyone forgotten how good the man wrestles and sells other people's moves like death?

Ziggler is awesome, Bulgarian ruses is boring as gently caress

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Digital Jedi posted:

They ruined Lana more than I thought they could.

countdown to her dropping the accent, which will really be the death knell

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Akileese posted:

What happened to Rusev? He looks really doughy..Like even more so than normal.

pretty difficult to do cardio with a broken foot

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

AAAAAAND another concussion on that big splash spot? Ziggler hit loving HARD.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
Dolph works at Discovery Zone?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
ziggler's offense is bad. Rusev's offense is good. that's my opinion of this match

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

American flag with Dolph's face descends

Or maybe it will be for Cena <3

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


i wish i could add a poll to this thread that just asked "do you want dolph ziggler to win" with just yes/no options.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I still like Ziggler I just like Rusev more.

And I've always liked Summer best :unsmith:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Digital Jedi posted:

They ruined Lana more than I thought they could.

I'm still holding out for her to show up in American flag bikini.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
This angle makes Ziggler look like poo poo, but I think it would make anyone booked in that spot look like poo poo

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Jiro posted:

Has everyone forgotten how good the man wrestles and sells other people's moves like death?

he's good at flopping around like a fish

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Really need Xavier to take over commentary right now.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

"Some people say the 80s were awesome..... they are loving liars and must be stopped."

Pretty sure the Beastie Boys and Anthrax would disagree. :colbert:

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Cancel this match and give us Vanna White vs. Kelly Bundy.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Really not sure about the genderswap Jon Bon Jovi look.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Rusev with the weirdest elbow drops i've ever seen

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Sono posted:

I got in late. Is it only Orton/Sheamus and the tag match so far? No pre-show match?

Correct

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Rusev HAS to win this match

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ziggler needs to get a better fake tan.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Shima Honnou posted:

I'm still holding out for her to show up in American flag bikini.

That would be a great fix

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Digital Jedi posted:

They ruined Lana more than I thought they could.

And wasn't it for nothing since Vince changed his mind again and now doesn't wanna give her the big diva's push?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Holy gently caress what happened to Lana? :/

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Please don't give Dolph his comeback, I enjoy this way more when he's lying dead on the mat

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
crowd maybe cares less about this than Orton/Sheamus

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Valeyard posted:

Ziggler is awesome, Bulgarian ruses is boring as gently caress

wrong, idiot

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Reminder that they thought this would get Lana more over. Like "face of the company" over.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Fauxhawk Express posted:

woohoo it's Steel Panther: The Wrestler

i wish there was a steel panther the wrestler

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
YO DOES ZIGGLER HAVE EDDIE ON HIS TRUNKS

LETS GO ZIGGLER

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Wait, Orton/Sheamus wrestled already? Who won?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

why is a smark crowd rooting for lana

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

wrong, idiot

He became irrelevant as soon as he stopped feeding with cent

bartok
May 10, 2006



That bear hug reminds me how much I miss Daniel Bryan and Saturday Morning Slam.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

This angle makes Ziggler look like poo poo, but I think it would make anyone booked in that spot look like poo poo

As someone said before Ziggler's just a terrible pure babyface, he's like the anti-Sami Zayn and should never not be either a heel or a tweening anti-hero.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

only temporary posted:

Wait, Orton/Sheamus wrestled already? Who won?

Sheamus, clean, it was the opener

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The best strategy for getting out of a bear hug is an erection.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I got here just in time to be the only person who absolutely loves 80s denim Lana! Sweet!

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
Everything about this match that isn't Rusev hurting Ziggler or Hot Summer's bedazzled business suit is bad and dumb.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

only temporary posted:

Wait, Orton/Sheamus wrestled already? Who won?

We all did because it's over.

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ragnarok the Red posted:

And wasn't it for nothing since Vince changed his mind again and now doesn't wanna give her the big diva's push?

Of which I'm sure happened because the audience cooled on Lana due to those badly written segments.

Its a never ending cycle of lovely ideas, lovely results, and no accountability.

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