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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


Translation: "I fired literally everyone who could fix the mess I'm in, so now I'll let internet randos give it a shot (lol I won't pay them)."

Bonus points if, when it fails, he blames it on the "tragedy of the commons" and claims that this proves that socialism can't work.

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Mr Hootington posted:

This happens to accounts that go viral.

Glad you agree with the common sense position that Taibbi is a shill who lied for clout with chuds.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol that this is who Elon allows to have longform tweets and promote them.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1628440923389698049?s=20

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

he won’t do it, but lol forever if elon releases the twitter source code because of derek loving smart

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I similarly came to the conclusion that Wokeism is a religion... after reading John McWhorter's "Woke Racism," which also argues that Wokeism is a religion.

:wow:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


He has to put it to a poll before he releases the source code

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Nonsense posted:

lol that this is who Elon allows to have longform tweets and promote them.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1628440923389698049?s=20

An example of the longform tweet:



It keeps loving going after that.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


wokeism..... is a religion??? this is the first i'm hearing of it

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nonsense posted:

lol that this is who Elon allows to have longform tweets and promote them.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1628440923389698049?s=20
I love this guy because "MD" are his first and middle initial. He does state this in his bio, but still

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Shamefully it does not include the next reply, in which Derek Smart jumps on Elon's dick harder than anyone before.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

derek fuckin smart delivers again

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


IBroughttheFunk posted:

An example of the longform tweet:



It keeps loving going after that.
It's miserable to try and read on the app.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


stay woke

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1628292293173342208

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

derek loving smart in 2023 lmao

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

That DICK! posted:

i don't really know the finer details but i think a guy like taibbi could kind of take the position that hey, you write about the investigative scoops you are given, you don't sit around waiting for the whole story.but the framing, the total lack of criticism of post-musk twitter or even acknowledgment of its absence, and his cozy relationship with elon make it clear he's a big fat phony who sucks rear end

Why do you love the patriot act so much?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Nonsense posted:

lol that this is who Elon allows to have longform tweets and promote them.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1628440923389698049?s=20

shut the gently caress up binch

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1628372417495138307

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so is he advocating for enthusiastic heavy-handed tyranny then?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/bdboucher1120/status/1628300688391573504?t=PTESFBt8PHGWN6uXrp_UTg&s=19

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Dr Beter Pee Jordason poos in his pants to own the libs 💩

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


"Please be mindful of the amount of paper towels you use"


This is tyranny :qq:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Can't wait for all the free super user API keys that are commented out in that Twitter source code

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021


Oh! Oh! Cool let's talk about the advertising industry as a whole then

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Nothing says alpha male like screaming at the paper towel holders in public restrooms.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Welcome to Twitter! Please like an Elon tweet to Continue

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Up yours, woke moralists. Tyranny is always petty--and petty tyranny will not wipe my rear end.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Are all of you replying to this guy's tweet trying to own him? Lmao

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.

Nonsense posted:

lol that this is who Elon allows to have longform tweets and promote them.

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1628440923389698049?s=20

bad: woke mind virus
good: völk mind virus

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
What does it mean to make the Twitter "algorithm" open source? Genuinely curious what he means by algorithm.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

nikosoft posted:

What does it mean to make the Twitter "algorithm" open source? Genuinely curious what he means by algorithm.

you won't care

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

lol they’re going to open source Twitter so they don’t have to pay people to work on the search.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Does he not realize how mercilessly he got mocked the last time he used that phrase or did his brain just stop working properly when he went into a drug coma

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Points at load bearing Mac mini used for tunneling that sits under some boxes in the custodial closet: algorithm

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


If Twitter is truly to become "the everything app" then it needs to be everything. It was already good, so now he has to make it poo poo, too. Because Elon is a god among men, he is succeeding at this task with great speed.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
well you’ll see that if Biden makes a post it goes to everyone but if elon does no one sees it

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Does he not realize how mercilessly he got mocked the last time he used that phrase or did his brain just stop working properly when he went into a drug coma

I've a feeling he's gone full Nick Adams now

Blisster
Mar 10, 2010

What you are listening to are musicians performing psychedelic music under the influence of a mind altering chemical called...

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Does he not realize how mercilessly he got mocked the last time he used that phrase or did his brain just stop working properly when he went into a drug coma

His whole thing is reducing the entire world down to storybook archetypes and stock phrases like the DRAGON OF CHAOS and the CASTRATING MOTHER.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
his whole thing is getting medically jacked off by his daughter while in a benzo coma

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I don’t know if zen means lack of awareness

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
smokey bear: only u can prevent forest fires!

jorp: up urs woke moralist! this is tyranny!

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