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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_(disambiguation)

# ? Apr 4, 2014 19:59

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:18

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Snapchat A Titty posted:

lol

# ? Apr 4, 2014 20:07

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/333-333-333

# ? Apr 4, 2014 20:08

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/333-333-333

# ? Apr 4, 2014 20:14

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/333-333-333

what the

# ? Apr 4, 2014 20:55

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/333-333-333

im the section on shooting deaths

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:08

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/333-333-333

ahh, i get it.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:13

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

not.

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:13

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

In good company

quote:

See also

4chan

Anonymous (group)

Digg

Facepunch

Fark.com

News aggregator

O RLY?

Reddit

Slashdot

Slender Man

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:31

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

news alligator

# ? Apr 4, 2014 21:36

Otaku Alpha Male: Nov 11, 2012; bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

LOLcat vs lolcat[edit]
In common usage, the capitalization for the referenced meme is at least and perhaps more often rendered as "LOLcat" instead of "lolcat". The introductory sentence of the article should at least include both alternatives. � Preceding unsigned comment added by 108.79.228.156 (talk) 22:39, 29 November 2012 (UTC)

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:06

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

LOLcat vs lolcat[edit]
In common usage, the capitalization for the referenced meme is at least and perhaps more often rendered as "LOLcat" instead of "lolcat". The introductory sentence of the article should at least include both alternatives. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 108.79.228.156 (talk) 22:39, 29 November 2012 (UTC)

i want to bully something now

c'mere, cat

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:30

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

LOLcat vs lolcat[edit]
In common usage, the capitalization for the referenced meme is at least and perhaps more often rendered as "LOLcat" instead of "lolcat". The introductory sentence of the article should at least include both alternatives. � Preceding unsigned comment added by 108.79.228.156 (talk) 22:39, 29 November 2012 (UTC)

code:

 HAI
 CAN HAS STDIO?
 PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
     AWSUM THX
         VISIBLE FILE
     O NOES
         INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
 KTHXBYE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:41

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

prefect posted:

it makes me feel a little better about america when i see how some other countries do racial stereotypes. at least we're not like that

the japanese are like racism bloodhounds who can sniff out the fact you're 1/64th korean and shun you accordingly

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:44

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

FrozenVent posted:

code:

 HAI
 CAN HAS STDIO?
 PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
     AWSUM THX
         VISIBLE FILE
     O NOES
         INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
 KTHXBYE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

In this example,[4] commands to open a file (PLZ OPEN FILE "NAME"? � "Please try to open a file?"), and error handling (AWSUM THX � "Awesome, thanks!", and O NOES � "Oh no!") are introduced.

Other commands include I HAS A variable for declaring variables, variable R value ("variable [is/are/being] value") for assigning them, sending error messages to the front end via INVISIBLE instead of VISIBLE, and BTW ("by the way") to denote a comment, making the parser ignore the rest of the line. Loops are created with IM IN YR label (from an internet meme "I'm in your ___"), and ended with IM OUTTA YR label. Loops lack counters or conditions, and thus do not cease inherently. They must be manually broken with the ENUF, "enough" in Leetspeak (old version GTFO)[6] command. Loops can also be ended with the conditional IZ command:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:45

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

FrozenVent posted:

code:

 HAI
 CAN HAS STDIO?
 PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
     AWSUM THX
         VISIBLE FILE
     O NOES
         INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
 KTHXBYE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

readable

# ? Apr 4, 2014 22:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Sham bam bamina! posted:

# ? Apr 4, 2014 23:53

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

bakas gaijin

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:23

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

RZApublican posted:

I wanna say the font change has something to do with libreoffice changing their default font to the awful liberation serif font recently, but it's probably just wikipedia taking their retarded image license guidelines to the logical conclusion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2014-03-26/Op-ed

"Why we're updating the default typography for Wikipedia"

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:24

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

hrrmery its a new day lets see whats on the main page today, doubtlessly some cool triv

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:43

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Sham bam bamina! posted:

bakas gaijin

mods

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:47

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

that pretty anime girl is not on the front page of wikipedia
i've been lied to

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:48

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

MeruFM posted:

that pretty anime girl is not on the front page of wikipedia
i've been lied to

http://pl.wikipedia.org/
it is here
i like polish wikipedia because despite being the 9th biggest its full of worthless trash which leads to this

ANIME MONSTROSITY fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Apr 5, 2014

# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:50

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

bakas gaijin

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:17

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

hrrmery its a new day lets see whats on the main page today, doubtlessly some cool triv

i want more non-anime pics of her

for wikipedia and a project

don't ask what the project is

# ? Apr 5, 2014 06:21

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

Use them, lose them, salvage more

Kick off the next AI war

In the Persean Sector}

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

full of worthless trash

i believe you have inadvertently stumbled upon the nature of wikis

# ? Apr 5, 2014 09:23

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Sniep posted:

not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADuaAzo5Hk

# ? Apr 5, 2014 09:34

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

http://www.adtrwiki.com/index.php?title=Category:Horses_in_Anime

# ? Apr 5, 2014 15:38

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

Suspicious Dish posted:

http://www.adtrwiki.com/index.php?title=Category:Horses_in_Anime

From the characters section of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musashi_Gundoh:

quote:

The Horse

Kaguya's horse, which is well-trained, and always appears to be calm. Even when his master is kidnapped by crows, he remains calm and faces front, directly towards the viewers. This horse is arguably the anime's most popular character.

I can't believe the article still has these classic lines.

# ? Apr 5, 2014 15:59

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

quote:

kidnapped by crows

see also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmBUUSDDKM&t=181s

the rest of the video is worth it for Sting's terrible Heath Ledger impression

# ? Apr 5, 2014 16:14

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

i like polish wikipedia because despite being the 9th biggest its full of worthless trash

despite?

# ? Apr 5, 2014 16:20

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

FrozenVent posted:

code:

 HAI
 CAN HAS STDIO?
 PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
     AWSUM THX
         VISIBLE FILE
     O NOES
         INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
 KTHXBYE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

LOLCODE is funny enough that i will probably make a yospos contest to see who can come up with the most useful/funny thing with it

# ? Apr 5, 2014 16:42

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

wikipedia told me that magic the gathering is turing complete, i wanna see someone code in that

# ? Apr 5, 2014 20:01

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

theflyingexecutive posted:

wikipedia told me that magic the gathering is turing complete, i wanna see someone code in that

is that using just stock cards because the instructions on them can be literally any english prose

# ? Apr 5, 2014 20:29

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

haveblue posted:

is that using just stock cards because the instructions on them can be literally any english prose

yeah, there are certain cards that perform automatic functions it's linked from the wiki

# ? Apr 5, 2014 21:01

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_particle#Thai

# ? Apr 5, 2014 22:49

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_Internet_celebrities

# ? Apr 5, 2014 23:29

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

PleasingFungus posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_Internet_celebrities

no chris- chan page wtf

# ? Apr 6, 2014 00:02

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

In Peru, "Pisco Sour day" is celebrated on the first Saturday of February.[citation needed] Years ending with zero (0) are of special significance.[citation needed] The theme is red and white (the Peruvian flag colours). When the Peruvian National Anthem is played, all Pisco Sours must be finished as a mark of respect.[citation needed]

# ? Apr 6, 2014 00:32

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:18

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2009-09-07/WikiProject_report

# ? Apr 6, 2014 00:35

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