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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Bret, you should've just Logged Off

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

bret has achieved the greatest Nice Meltdown of all time

https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760 but with a followup that dril wrote a newspaper column about himself and how mad he got

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i’m sure everyone will be shocked by this but bret has previously written that palestinians are “mosquitos”

https://twitter.com/saeen90_/status/1167582180417114112?s=21

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

holy poo poo lmao this rules

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Bret owns because of all the lovely time columnists, he is the most pathetic

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


proving to everyone that I'm not a histrionic little freak by writing a column comparing myself to genocide victims

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


gently caress hahahaha the bedbug quote is about a LITERAL bedbug infestation in warsaw

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1167586059120758784?s=21

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

if you click the hyperlink to the source of his quote it takes you to a book that includes a note that the speaker was probably talking about literal bedbugs because there was a city wide bedbug infestation that was believed to have started in the warsaw ghetto

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i’m sure everyone will be shocked by this but bret has previously written that palestinians are “mosquitos”

https://twitter.com/saeen90_/status/1167582180417114112?s=21

Yeah but he used a respectable newspaper column to do it, not a Nazi-style Twittersposten.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i’m sure everyone will be shocked by this but bret has previously written that palestinians are “mosquitos”

Just like Ben Shapiro: you don't get any credit for being in favor of one less genocide than the nazis.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
somehow even better than the day eichenwald posted tentacle hentai

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
OMG this is amazing

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Delete the whole thread, make the OP this tweet then sticky and lock it

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1167589815354875905


sned hepl cant breath

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Brett is like a novelist that’s too successful for an editor to rein in, except that he’s not successful and the Grey Lady doesn’t have editors.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 01:19 on Aug 31, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

:wow:

I clear that poo poo out of the URL when all I’m doing is posting on August comedy fora.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wow who could have guessed that bret would arrive at a conclusion and then go looking for evidence to support that conclusion

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.

hmm getting real conflicted with twitter

on one hand its ran by a nazi

on the other hand it allows lovely people to show their Whole rear end

either way lol brett stephens is a little baby bitch

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
he did a google search for jews as bedbugs

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

turn off the TV posted:

if you click the hyperlink to the source of his quote it takes you to a book that includes a note that the speaker was probably talking about literal bedbugs because there was a city wide bedbug infestation that was believed to have started in the warsaw ghetto

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

paul_soccer10 posted:

somehow even better than the day eichenwald posted tentacle hentai

it *is*, but please try to be clear on the historical record

what eichenwald posted was emphatically not tentacle hentai, it was pretty vanilla big tit milf hentai that he claimed to have open in a tab because he was searching for tentacle hentai with his family and was somehow unable to find any of it on the whole of the internet (especially the website hosting the porn he had open, which absolutely has a gently caress ton of tentacle hentai)


e: lol
https://twitter.com/sfmnemonic/status/1167590214480662530?s=20

LGD has issued a correction as of 01:29 on Aug 31, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hi this is kurt's wife and yes everything he said about that incident is 100% true and also he is not a pedophile

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

holy fuuuuuuuuck lmaoooooooo

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

if you were at the ny times and even if you were a succ lord wouldnt you feel at least extreme embarrassment by proxy for being associated with bret stephens

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


gotta keep reminding myself this was all over a tweet with 9 liked and 0 retweets

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

he did a google search for jews as bedbugs

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


yellowcar posted:

holy fuuuuuuuuck lmaoooooooo

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

lmfao

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

man seeing even Trump dunk on the guy is hilarious

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


He has a Pulitzer lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Nothing has been so publicly owned since the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

What an incredible baby lmao

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014


:chanpop:
:godwin:

lol

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


hope this dude goes sicko mode on bret

https://twitter.com/davekarpf/status/1167587952731611136

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

He really just revealed that his whole process was:

-Someone is mean to me
-This is basically like the Holocaust
-I need a citation of Nazis saying the same thing about the Jews to prove it
-Google search

Like, everyone already knew he must be this dumb, but all pretense is gone now.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

sleeptalker posted:

He really just revealed that his whole process was:

-Someone is mean to me
-This is basically like the Holocaust
-I need a citation of Nazis saying the same thing about the Jews to prove it
-Google search

Like, everyone already knew he must be this dumb, but all pretense is gone now.

this is wrong because you left out the part where he says that the person being mean online is a leftist and university student and the ultimate morale is that the usa needs to ethnic cleanse minorities

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Cnidaria posted:

hmm getting real conflicted with twitter

on one hand its ran by a nazi

on the other hand it allows lovely people to show their Whole rear end

either way lol brett stephens is a little baby bitch

that one video where the guy takes off all of his clothes to fight

socks and shoes too

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


just a little ww2 revisionism bordering on holocaust denial sprinkled in here, why not?

https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1167599186201710594?s=21

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