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fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/padya307/status/1247279450791784456

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
List of memorable Charlotte promos and Charlotte's charisma

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Speaking of amazing wrestlers...

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
List of people put over by Charlotte

- Becky Lynch (eventually)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Rarity posted:

List of people put over by Charlotte

- Becky Lynch (eventually)
Remember when Bayley was still a hot babyface and they were building her up to defeat Charlotte at Mania, except they did it at like RoadBlock instead a month early, and also Bayley (the babyface) cheated to win (against the heel)? And then Stephanie McMahon called her a fake champion and Bayley agreed but said she would keep the title anyway? And for the first time in years the crowd started booing her?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It was actually a random episode of Raw.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

MJeff posted:

It was actually a random episode of Raw.

I could've sworn Charlotte's PPV win streak got ended on a random PPV though.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Remember when they were building Charlotte vs Asuka at Mania when Asuka was still on a huge win streak and was hot as poo poo and then Charlotte just beat her on some random PPV and the win streak was never mentioned again?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

ShootaBoy posted:

Speaking of amazing wrestlers...



If his job is to be an inherently unlikeable, obnoxious dick, then yeah, he's doing a great job. It comes down to how he's used though, and constantly being trotted out to be put into an endless stream of high profile feuds that never seem to end, and in matches that are given at least double the amount of time needed is not entirely his fault though. That's down to creative.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

njsykora posted:

Remember when they were building Charlotte vs Asuka at Mania when Asuka was still on a huge win streak and was hot as poo poo and then Charlotte just beat her on some random PPV and the win streak was never mentioned again?

Tapping out clean and then kissing Charlotte's rear end minutes later will open up so many story line opportunities for Asuka, just wait.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Vagabundo posted:

I could've sworn Charlotte's PPV win streak got ended on a random PPV though.

Bayley won the belt from Charlotte on a random Raw, then took her PPV streak at Fastlane, then won a random-rear end elimination four-way at WM. Then immediately dropped the belt to Alexa Bliss. Then This Is Your Life and the Kendo Stick match happened.

I don't care about how crummy she is at promos, anybody who ever Always Bads Bayley should just step back and take a look at that six months. That was a loving gauntlet of horrible booking that nobody could escape from.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

JT Smiley posted:

Tapping out clean and then kissing Charlotte's rear end minutes later will open up so many story line opportunities for Asuka, just wait.

Yeah, she got to look like an absolute muppet against Carmella! VERY STORYLINE! WOW!



MJeff posted:

Bayley won the belt from Charlotte on a random Raw, then took her PPV streak at Fastlane, then won a random-rear end elimination four-way at WM. Then immediately dropped the belt to Alexa Bliss. Then This Is Your Life and the Kendo Stick match happened.

I don't care about how crummy she is at promos, anybody who ever Always Bads Bayley should just step back and take a look at that six months. That was a loving gauntlet of horrible booking that nobody could escape from.

Oh yes, that Kendo Stick match. Yeah, no one came out of that feud with Bliss looking good.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/ChrisMorgan130/status/1247402014641881093

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

List of memorable Charlotte promos and Charlotte's charisma

This is unfair!

Remember the time she cut a promo and then Tamina repeated the exact same promo word for word and everybody got really confused? That was great!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

This is unfair!

Remember the time she cut a promo and then Tamina repeated the exact same promo word for word and everybody got really confused? That was great!

That's not fair. What about the time she cut a promo and then Tamina repeated the exact same promo word for word and everybody got really confused?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Remember when Charlotte cut a promo about her dead brother to get babyface sympathy and then turned heel like 2 weeks later

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

The sad part is, I can remember when Charlotte was on NXT way back when, and she wasn't half bad, I think my favorite description of her was one goon who said she was basically the wrestling version of Sandahl Bergman from the first Conan movie.

Then she got called up to the main roster and welp :sigh:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Charlotte is the classic "Not bad but overpushed" scenario, she has her good points and bad points, but WWE pulled a Roman Reigns with her and decided she's gonna be the future so you'd better start loving her goddamnit

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I would say she crossed the line into actively bad when she stopped selling and started assaulting people.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Jerusalem posted:

This is unfair!

Remember the time she cut a promo and then Tamina repeated the exact same promo word for word and everybody got really confused? That was great!

Wait, what? Anyone have a link to this?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

no. that sounds way more interesting than it actually was. she repeated like 6 words. The 6 words were "you are going to hell bitch" but repeated as a question, and then everyone in the ring (7 people) didn't say another word and left the ring and the show went off the air.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



purkey posted:

Wait, what? Anyone have a link to this?

https://youtu.be/gZ-9RJGwvXk

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

tbh I think Charlotte has great potential but she's so badly exposed by WWE's Do Everything The Same Way No Matter What(until Vince Says Otherwise) that its going to be an uphill battle to win over a pretty vocal cross section. She should have put on a mask and worked indies for a few years before going into the NXT system.

e: jesus its that promo. I saw that once it was bad. it's still bad. Everything is wrong.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

MJeff posted:

I would say she crossed the line into actively bad when she stopped selling and started assaulting people.

The fact that they pushed her even harder after what she did to Kairi in that match tells you all you need to know about the WWE system.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Jerusalem posted:

This is unfair!

Remember the time she cut a promo and then Tamina repeated the exact same promo word for word and everybody got really confused? That was great!
I remember that this happened and nothing else about it. Date/link plz.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Here you are david. i went and looked this up because i consider you a friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ-9RJGwvXk

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

This guy might as well be a fan for all he has done in his career, so I am posting the psychotic ravings of Pinkie Sanchez here.

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1238535313322135558

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1239941979187929090

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1241623692301479938

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https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1245460884794851328

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1245733647103266816

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246440528792768514

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246824709624344576

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246827001278861315

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246830618048188419

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246846082216267777

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1246973209691541506

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1247015728898871299

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1247272238698635266

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1247316236972822533

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1247541504802836498

https://twitter.com/SuckMePinkie/status/1247556751291006993

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Delete that post

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

drat that guy posts about me a lot

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

ICHIBAHN posted:

Delete that post

?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pinkie can have a little jokerfication, as a treat

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

It's not fun to laugh at someone who sounds like they've got mental health issues

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Rarity posted:

It's not fun to laugh at someone who sounds like they've got mental health issues

And yet you all did it to a certain scoopster claiming he was just a “bad poster”

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Rarity posted:

It's not fun to laugh at someone who sounds like they've got mental health issues

I'm not laughing, far from it in fact. He's effectively calling a massive amount of death a good thing. It's not very different from what Hogan said, but just more repetitive with a false veneer of leftism instead of a horrible form of religion.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

I was actually a fan of his and only first became aware of his being awful on Twitter when he started being a jerk about the sexual identity of his co-workers. He ended up apologizing for that one after Allie Kat and some of his fans explained it to him. I saw that as actually kind of heartening because so few people admit that they are wrong, but I don't think that he is going to be walking this one back, as he seems to be too into it.





collocation fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 8, 2020

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Charlotte chat reminded me WWE's obsession isn't about contnuity but moments

I can not name a Charlotte moment

I can name easily any for the other three horsewomen. None for her.

She's the Randy Orton of womens wrestling.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

RKO outta nowhere and the punt spree are both memorable

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Lid posted:

Charlotte chat reminded me WWE's obsession isn't about contnuity but moments

I can not name a Charlotte moment

I can name easily any for the other three horsewomen. None for her.

She's the Randy Orton of womens wrestling.

That's actually a drat good analogy.

I don't dislike Randy Orton, but, dude's just there.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Randy Orton did manage to have one memorable feud with Tables at least

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