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As a public service for both Goons and Lurkers (including you, Vertice!), I present to you a Starloop reddit highlight reel. Keep in mind while reading it, ye lurkers (including you, Vertice!), the abject contempt this member of good standing within your community has for you. Ask yourself how could a fellow citizen be so supportive of so many of CIG’s worst practices and so contemptuous of your own rights as consumers? From where I’m standing, such a person looks just like the toxic trash we warned about two years back. The enemy within, as it were... Surely, there will be some rationalization, some obvious reason that such a presence is entirely welcomed in the community... I can’t figure it out myself and the only conclusions I can come up with seem a little, well, insane and infuriating. So they can’t possibly be true. Here is a graphic that might prove helpful in categorizing what kind of Citizen this is: — Starloop outlines a “less honest” but “perfectly valid” tactic for turning Referral targets into backers. Wait for big hype events and reveals and then make the pitch: “Recruits convert better at max hype with the latest eye candy.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8qmutr/comment/e0kf7is?st=JICHQKQS&sh=bd3ba350 “gently caress the melters. Honestly.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8hy5oy/comment/dynkbdp?st=JIB59LNA&sh=7a0da1f8 “Awww another hater is butthurt.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8k7eod/comment/dz893mg?st=JIB4HWOW&sh=c9685ab4 Actually pretending the BBC(!) coverage was good PR not a PR failure of the highest order and directing people to look to the funds tracker for proof. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8n1pdx/comment/dzs2svc?st=JIBTEKH5&sh=425096d6 “You inundate cig support wish(sic) your trash.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8bwhym/comment/dxcmojj?st=JIBAIVOR&sh=f7731969 Applauding the much maligned Referral program: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/81zp6i/comment/dv6twrc?st=JIBAOVM0&sh=49c435a4 Complaints about “attacks” and “hate” from all angles and likening CIG to a David in an industry of Goliaths: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7xr9gy/comment/dubuia4?st=JIBASNUS&sh=ff60d1a5 Makes a bet with a Citizen. Citizen believes 3.0 will launch in November, Starloop is certain it won’t until Q1 2018. Returns after the disasterous December launch to gloat about winning the bet. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7a0p9m/comment/dp6k5m0?st=JIBAVOQG&sh=1e2968ba Defense of land claims: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7gdal5/comment/dqi97pj?st=JIBB0Z7B&sh=eae8f7aa Excitement about Star Kitten: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7g8r8h/comment/dqhc0zr?st=JIBB1MQE&sh=96505dd8 Use of “retards” to insult other citizens: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7g48ws/comment/dqge31n?st=JIBB2FR9&sh=ac3279b3 Predicts 3.0 will not arrive until end of 2017, or early 2018. Insults community members and implies special forecasting powers. Sets “remind me” bot. Comes back to individually insult community members who rejected predictions when 3.0 isn’t released: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6pm9mr/comment/dkqhuub Policing Idris P sales on SC Trades: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/776i1h/comment/doje039?st=JIBBO3KB&sh=8f711cf9 Knowledge that CCUs are going away: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7662r9/comment/dobxuou?st=JIBBPAEU&sh=40fa4cab “It will be a billion dollar game.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/74kj69/comment/dnze399?st=JIBBR038&sh=21fc20c5 ”In 5 to 7 years is game could have upwards of 100m players. We will need to go beyond 100 systems.” (if you have 100 million players yet only a billion dollar game, boy did you screw up...) https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/79i2nz/how_many_systems_is_enough/dp2kec7 Insults of Derek Smart and predictions his face will go into the game: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/72sb21/comment/dnm7eim?st=JIBBST9U&sh=9a2a3721 “Trashing this game in this community will not be taken lightly.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/729x8q/comment/dnh7w2e?st=JIBBU6BT&sh=50fad7b1 Furious defense against “Chris Roberts lied” claims: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/729x8q/comment/dnh2sb6?st=JIBBVRZN&sh=ce4d7ce0 Complaints about the costs to send software updates to backers: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/70j93l/comment/dn3kzpm?st=JIBBX77D&sh=c7a7de45 Predictions that paid shills will be sent (presumably by industry) to attack the game as 3.0 nears: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/700dfk/comment/dmzgtak?st=JIBBYPCL&sh=5e619aa8 A criticism of marketing prompts a reply calling the critic Derek’s “gently caress buddy”: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6yn1ly/comment/dmpxf1f?st=JIBC0RIA&sh=d959fe58 “True citizens show their support especially through tough times.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6y4y2r/comment/dmkytnz?st=JIBC4L1B&sh=3fe2b27d “The game is objectively the best thing on the market.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6w3pv0/comment/dm5vttd?st=JIBCAS8H&sh=66d668e1 — EDIT: New entries! ”You don't tell CIG what they can and can't do.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8rfcys/comment/e0rds2n ”Telling CIG to hurry up is annoying and we should have a rule about that as the rules CIG have in place to avoid rushing out a product have been stated clearly since the beginning and most backers joined when building a great game over a rushed one was already a stated objective.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8rfeqv/comment/e0rd721 ”What we saw at gamescom (and what we're playing now, are more feature complete that most of the games on steam.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6wervs/comment/dm83kcy?st=JIIGUK5U&sh=5ad15099 ”Expect the bigger ships to start shooting up in price. If you don't care about bigger ships that's fine but anyone wanting big ship for cheap is running out of time. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6wfg84/comment/dm836rw?st=JIIGSZMR&sh=c72a7e6a ”if you support this project, then it needs your help most when times are hard.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8q9yao/comment/e0i9hzr?st=JIIHDTQA&sh=d0c35a3a ”You sound toxic buddy.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/78j9iz/comment/dox3wvy?st=JIJTCOYE&sh=94f452ba ”Keep it up CIG and keep ignoring the fake news, trolls, and paid shills out there.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/799b5r/comment/dp06for?st=JIJTK4SB&sh=e7bb3090 ”To me, refunding the game is the ultimate ignorance.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7hbacb/comment/dqqqagq?st=JIJU0KYI&sh=b83a9e24 ”From my understanding, the land claim mechanic is not only essential, but extremely important for replayability.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7hd02l/comment/dqqx25c?st=JIJU4MY1&sh=f4134310 ”You’re still here? How much is ea paying you?” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7hlrhg/comment/dqrzddx ”Have you heard of Cyberpunk 2077? Started with a studio and arguably has a lot less to offer and show for.” https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8sgbu6/comment/e0z8dh9 What a treasure. G0RF fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jul 20, 2018 |
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Scruffpuff posted:That's extremely close to the feeling, but all the definitions I found online don't account for the added dimension of the person you're feeling embarrassed for being obviously proud. I think the pride is part of fremdschamen. Or, at least, ignorance of the true situation is part of it.
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Chris Roberts was already rich. he didnt do this to get rich. Nice list of backer excuses, but you missed "you just don't understand software development"
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Hey whatever happened to the recent shameful debacle of a contest that expired by end of May about community made tutorials? Did anybody win? I'm kind of surprised that the thread was not buried within days of the announcement considering the reactions, but I guess they need freebie tutorials more, because who's going to bother with them in a game development company that doesn't really care about gameplay or having fun in the game, or actually developing a game. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/star-marine-arena-commander-tutorial-video-contest
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XK posted:This guy wrote this in the last 24 hours. People put off writing doctoral thesis' of this length for months. What the gently caress consumer segment is this? It's the kind that take more convincing when they lie to themselves. They can't just drop a "The game isn't pay to win" they need a 1,000 word rationalization on how an obvious Pay2Win game isn't pay to win. I'll boil it down "The game isn't pay to win because you can't expect to ever compete on equal ground with other people since they can spend more time playing than you. Paying money actually makes the game more fair. Also grinding for ships is fun and CIG will give them all out for free after release [Citation Needed.]"
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Agony Aunt posted:Nice list of backer excuses, but you missed "you just don't understand software development" Bookmark Toopsie's definitive list of Star Citizen defence moves: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2967#post479008212 quote:Star Citizen Defense Playbook:
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XK posted:This guy wrote this in the last 24 hours. People put off writing doctoral thesis' of this length for months. What the gently caress consumer segment is this? The bargaining stage of grief?
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G0RF posted:As a public service for both Goons and Lurkers (including you, Vertice!), I present to you a Starloop reddit highlight reel. I tried reading all of the content in those quoted links as Yakov Smirnoff, and it worked. I'm totally on the Russian troll farm narrative, though, so I might be biased. In Soviet Russia, crowd funded game buys you. quote:I can’t figure it out myself and the only conclusions I can come up with seem a little, well, insane and infuriating. Is it more conspiritorial than my Russian thing?
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Scruffpuff posted:I will never forget the embarrassed pain I felt in my stomach when I first saw the Admiral Bishop CGI disaster. I was feeling sympathy pains so hard I thought I had an ulcer. It was so bad, so cringeworthy, so low-quality, and so stupid, and seeing that embarrassment juxtaposed alongside Chris's face beaming with pride - it was too much. I knew then something was horribly wrong with him. Chris is so little of a man that he's qualified to take down the head Ringwraith. He's so ignorant of physics that he gets confused watching Falling Down. He's so ignorant of the industry that on game night he shows up with a dead deer. I just rewatched it, or I should say watched because I only skimmed it before to see Oldman was in it Not only is it bad, lmao, it ends with "2016" Yeaaaaaah about that
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XK posted:Is it more conspiritorial than my Russian thing? Probably a lot simpler, but who knows? Maybe this is just an entirely upstanding citizen doing their earnest duty to fight the “retards” and “butthurt haters” that represent the real enemy within.
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his nibs posted:I'm downvoting everyone this week: I don't care about my orders from Goon Command I just turned my monitor upside down. Checkmate goonie!
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Well I'm glad reddit doesn't have access to You need a Platinum Account to view Otherwise all our efforts are going to be upended.
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Vertisce get on some medication for that paranoia. Everyone that makes your community look bad isn't part of some kind of shadow conspiracy. I just checked and that prjindigo guy has thousands of posts going back years on r/starcitizen with tens of thousands of karma. That guy is 100% a backer just like everyone else you accuse of being a Something Awful goon purposefully making you guys look retarded. Just because he snapped and is embarrassing himself with a weird 5,000 word rant on why evocati leaks are illegal that doesn't mean we have anything to do with it. Just like all of the death and rape threads and sexual harassment from backers over the years have come from actual backers and not mysterious troll accounts that our shadow cabal magicks into existence with the singular goal of trying to convince the world you are all assholes. Are you a SA troll because your weird paranoia is also extremely offputting and makes the community look bad? VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jun 13, 2018 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Vertisce get on some medication for that paranoia.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Everyone that makes your community look bad isn't part of some kind of shadow conspiracy. I just checked and that prjindigo guy has thousands of posts going back years on r/starcitizen with tens of thousands of karma. That guy is 100% a backer just like everyone else you accuse of being a Something Awful goon purposefully making you guys look retarded. Or a Goon playing the really long game. Remember that we're cunningly dumb puppet-masters that couldn't arrange a fart at a BBQ joint.
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If you ever seriously use the term "FUD", you need to take a personal inventory, and contemplate where you are in life. This advice isn't even Star Citizen centric, it's universal.
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Hey Beet, the next time you lead a giant brigading campaign could you please tell me? I never get to do anything fun anymore. Also can I be a moderator of /r/starcitizen_refunds? I promise to do even less than I do here.
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XK posted:If you ever seriously use the term "FUD", you need to take a personal inventory, and contemplate where you are in life. Microsoft, Intel, HP, Dell, and Cisco still exist. IBM kinda sorta continues on. Anyone who applies it to vidya games needs a good wakeup call.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Everyone that makes your community look bad isn't part of some kind of shadow conspiracy. I just checked and that prjindigo guy has thousands of posts going back years on r/starcitizen with tens of thousands of karma. That guy is 100% a backer just like everyone else you accuse of being a Something Awful goon purposefully making you guys look retarded. XK posted:If you ever seriously use the term "FUD", you need to take a personal inventory, and contemplate where you are in life. Both of these are good advice and if we even bothered to put anything besides Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Hey Beet, the next time you lead a giant brigading campaign could you please tell me? I never get to do anything fun anymore. Actually, making you a mod of /r/starcitizen_refunds will solve both those problems, as I have come to understand that moderating both of that subreddit and this subforum are the equivalent of a years long brigading campaign. I'll send you an invite. You might consider expediting your ban process by letting the /r/starcitizen mods you've accepted it lol
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RearmingStrafbomber posted:Microsoft, Intel, HP, Dell, and Cisco still exist. IBM kinda sorta continues on. RIP Lotus. You punched above your weight for a very short time.
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And for my final post of the evening, allow me to point out that Cymelion - temporary thread hero for taking the bold stance that you "probably shouldn't threaten to murder people on the internet" - legitimately believes someone has a google alert set up for him, because he has a soft squishy brain like a baby and doesn't understand sarcasm even a tiny little bit
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THE ABSOLUTE POWER!
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Hey! Who gave Cymellon access to our secret plans?
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 06:21 |
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The ratio between hardcore SC shills and idiots butt hurt because Goonswarm catfished them for all their space credits or they fell for a recruitment scam must be a near 1:1.
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I really think that ThyGoonSmasher is a troll account. He's so over-the-top crazy that I can't help but think he's a parody.
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I wonder if the commandos over in the secret anti-goon discord chat figured out our steganography methods a couple hundered pages back. Some things can't just be posted.
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Ok, I haven't been following the thread, but is there some reason SC can't use a normal engine and just...you know...finish the game?
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Lets Get Patchy posted:I wonder if the commandos over in the secret anti-goon discord chat figured out our steganography methods a couple hundered pages back. I bet they haven't even picked up on thoatse's cat pics yet, let alone the crobear edits
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We should go back to the food recipe secret encoding
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Ok, I haven't been following the thread, but is there some reason SC can't use a normal engine and just...you know...finish the game? the reason is called christ robert
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Ok, I haven't been following the thread, but is there some reason SC can't use a normal engine and just...you know...finish the game? the game is too powerful to use just any off the shelf engine, only the most perfect modified bespoke star engine will do insert pgabz video of choice here
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The Titanic posted:Found this relevant post in the wilds. Figured I'd Mirificus it back here. A screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of a quoted forum post of a screenshot of a post of a screenshot of a forum post of a quote of a screenshot of a reddit post.
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Ok, I haven't been following the thread, but is there some reason SC can't use a normal engine and just...you know...finish the game? There is also no current reason to desire to finish the game. SC has entered the patreon paradox; they continue to receive money for not finishing, so they won't finish until they stop receiving money, but won't be able to finish without money. And it can't finish as is because the assets are all toxic due to scale hacks to fit the game into what amounts to Crysis maps. In short: Chris Roberts receives money for being an imbecile, Chris Roberts will continue on his merry way.
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Spiderdrake posted:Basically they made bad decisions early on and have not walked back those decisions. Changing engines now would shake the faithful too much and kill the level of funding they desire to maintain their lifestyle. Spiderdrake posted:Basically they made bad decisions early on They have made bad decisions all the way on and they are still making them. Just listen to the guys in charge of their systems (flight, ships, proc-gen, whatever) and you'll notice that their plans are dumb as all gently caress. Spiderdrake posted:Chris Roberts receives money for being an imbecile. This one is fine.
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I'm not sure how "they were dumb" somehow implies they aren't still dumb unless you're really, really worried people in this thread don't think that Chris Roberts is really dumb. Then again people argue he has charisma so maybe you are rightly worried.
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Ok, I haven't been following the thread, but is there some reason SC can't use a normal engine and just...you know...finish the game? I'll preface this with IANAP. The tools you use affect what you can accomplish. CryEngine is capable of providing a first person experience. It's also capable of providing a platform for a MMO, a top down RTS, and even a side scrolling platformer. And certainly it is capable of being a platform for a space sim. An engine, however, is governed by the processes it dictates in the rendering of scenes, calculations of physics, and data packets it sends. If you want the engine to do something that it currently does not do, you have to create a process that does that, and integrate it with the engine's other processes. The best example I can give is the engine's multiplayer netcode. Currently, CryEngine's core processes for multiplayer dictate it will update every client about every physics activity that happens within the rendered landscape. Now, this is fine for a multiplayer FPS arena with just players and physics-enabled boxes. However, by expanding what is physics enabled, you have increased what the engine has to communicate to servers and clients. At a certain point, this will cause connectivity issues as packets become larger, and clients have to wait longer for those packets to process through their game process. This is usually measured in fractions of seconds, but they might add up to seconds, which would render gameplay a stuttering mess of unfun experience. So you want to cull the physics objects that communicate updates to a certain radius. Great. However, the engine was not programmed to do that. In fact it's very adamant, to its very core programming, that it will do it the way it was programmed to function. There are a few clever solutions you can build on top of the netcode programming, such as dumping updates from certain objects, but that is not what you want. You want to fundamentally change how the netcode communicates. That requires digging through the Eastern-European spaghetti code deeply nestled and baked into the core programming, and removing every function and process of that code. But you can't just carve it out leaving a gap, you have redefine what the initial trigger for the process asks for, which requires even more deep digging into processes seemingly unrelated to netcode, still rely on functions that process used. Then you have to stitch the new netcode within the engine, and have a library of definitions that the engine understands so it can execute functions within the processes of the gameplay. This also requires testing every process and function within the engine so that you found every reference to old code and cut it out, and redefined triggers to ask for the new functions of the new process. This can take anywhere between 12-18 months of work by experienced programmers. Now imagine doing that for nearly every aspect of the engine you're using. The first time for each aspect you do it half-assed. Now you have to do it fully. That's Star Citizen. Bootcha fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jun 13, 2018 |
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