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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
Embedding Ducklo avoids a shellacking




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Kopmala
Mar 28, 2024
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
goddammit just tell me how to embed tiktoks cause I got a good one

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

Kopmala posted:

goddammit just tell me how to embed tiktoks cause I got a good one

go to your moms house and take a poop in hte upper deck of her toilet its called an upper deck. simple as. NERD

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

Vim Fuego posted:

Learn ur lore, Kopmala

vim fuego i just read your post about sleeping in your car even though you have a house and family inside of that house. i do not think your decision to do this is correct.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Buddykins posted:

clean your windows bitch
:toughguy: ayyyy I'll clean your clock, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_tV49vsIXc
(:siren: WARNING: moving picture :siren:)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
ah the ol everything is terrible versus something awful

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1774619362537693482

mornin' :coffee:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
loving creepy unhinged monarchists

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins
hes so loving tall lol

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Barron only holds the throne for like thirty years due to his problems, which leads to the gilded opulence of the Eric’s Frozen Head period, followed inevitably by the Don Jr junta and subsequent horrors

Tiffany ends up being the last human being, chromed out, immortal, psychologically prepared for that degree of human attention

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Buddykins posted:

hes so loving tall lol

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Don Jr isn’t a robot or anything, he’s just naturally a live forever guy because it comes from the name. Eric became a frozen head in a freak cocaine accident, but would not have otherwise outlived Barron

Even after thirty years as President of the United States, the most interesting fact about Barron is that he was named after a secretary/friend/confidant that his dad made up so he could exaggerate about himself to strangers

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Red Baron posted:

ah the ol everything is terrible versus something awful

go with the one you know

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

death to the enemies of Rah

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Solarin posted:

death to the enemies of Rah

Uh oh

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Buddykins posted:

clint eastwood looks like some aztec cursed statue

Reminds me of one of those "world's ugliest dog" shots you see from time to time.
(Not in front of monitor rn).

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Officer Plinkeh..

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Solarin posted:

death to the enemies of Rah

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

happy easter may you all burn in hell

so hostile.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


i hope barron goes to college and becomes a marxist, but that is unlikely

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:wth:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

hes so loving tall lol

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Buddykins posted:

hes so loving tall lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

lmao

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

my better half just told me she had a dream last night where we were parting with donald trump, he was acting totally “normal”, and he and I were getting along really well and having a great time :shobon:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

Real Mean Queen posted:

Tiffany ends up being the last human being, chromed out, immortal, psychologically prepared for that degree of human attention

who?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins
didnt she make an album or some poo poo and it was actually decent lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Buddykins posted:

didnt she make an album or some poo poo and it was actually decent lol

yeah man it was dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVpu6MnXBhQ

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

lmao omg it does own

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins
:parrot::pgabz:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins
tiffany-sama...

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



The best thing covid ever did was put an end to companies doing April fools jokes

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

tiffany-sama...

Excuse me, sir? Buddykins? Can you turn the music a little louder? That's my favorite song by Tiffany Trump. Also this bread is too salty.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



i am harry posted:

my better half just told me she had a dream last night where we were parting with donald trump, he was acting totally “normal”, and he and I were getting along really well and having a great time :shobon:

I just read my girlfriend every post that says toop

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I was reading about that awful gently caress actor/director Vincent Gallo's latest crimes against actresses and he still has a blog and guess who he's a fan of and selling a shirt for

quote:

One-of-a-kind 1 of 1 Tee Shirt.
Hand made by and signed by Vincent Gallo. Dated 2020
Marked on label #1 of 1
Permanent ink on 100% Cotton
size Small

Donald Trump. I love President Donald J. Trump. He will always be our president, and the greatest of them all. TRUM...

Only for $660!

https://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/home.php?cat=4

Also on that site you can spend a night with him for only 50k if you're hot and white.

https://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4

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