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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jamesman posted:

The hammer automatically makes him Triple H.

Kano is clearly Austin.

Stone Cold Steve Australian?

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Scorpion is Daniel Bryan...no..no..

YES! YES! YES! YES!

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

nerdbot posted:

This is the actual best idea. Like someone punches Jax so hard he wakes up and he's a desk jockey at the police office and he fell asleep eating a donut.
Raiden's Reality is him waking up, chuckling, and saying "Wow, I'm glad I'm not that much of a gently caress-up." Then it pans over the collection of bad guy heads he has in his temple/shrine/wherever he lives.

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

fatality pitch:

stage fatality, earthrealm

Fatalitee is launched into a nearby building, it is a meat processing facility. They land on the conveyor and pee wee's big adventure breakfast machine music starts playing as they are dragged through all the slicing and dicing machines. Their bits fall into the grinder and come out as ground chuck, formed into patties, then packaged.

The victorious player walks over, picks up the package and shows it to the screen. Brand name is "Boon Burgers" and there's a "Kruelty Free!" sticker on the bottom.

... Then the player wraps it up, scribbles something on it and drops it in a nearby mailbox. Screen fades out... Fade in, we see a mail slot on a door. The very same package slides in as an extended mechanical grabber from off screen picks it up.
Camera zooms out and we see a 900lb bed dwelling Bo Rai Cho watching TV. He voraciously opens the package and devours them one by one between laughing at the TV.
Finally, as he finishes the last one, he strokes out and dies while the camera pans so you can see the TV. It's Jax's ending from MK4, you hear his "it's not BRU-TAL-LIT-TY it's a FAY-TAL-LI-TY" then jarek's "imsogay" and finally the announcer says "X wins, FATALITY."

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

cl_gibcount 9999 posted:

They land on the conveyor and pee wee's big adventure breakfast machine music starts playing as they are dragged through all the slicing and dicing machines. Their bits fall into the grinder and come out as ground chuck, formed into patties, then packaged.

LOL now I want faketalities to be unlockable videos in the Krypt

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Another rumour from the rumour mill.

Raiden is the primary antagonist this time round. He's sick of people blaming him for being a gently caress up and starts offing fighters.

I can see that happening.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Lasher posted:

Another rumour from the rumour mill.

Raiden is the primary antagonist this time round. He's sick of people blaming him for being a gently caress up and starts offing fighters.

I can see that happening.

that would be awesome, cuz gently caress that guy

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I would also tie in with The whole MK4 through 3D games too. So it has some weight behind it. Fingers crossed.

How long till the stream? I NEED A STAGE FATALITY, BOON!

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Lasher posted:

I would also tie in with The whole MK4 through 3D games too. So it has some weight behind it. Fingers crossed.

How long till the stream? I NEED A STAGE FATALITY, BOON!

23 minutes

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
And my lasagne is going to take 40 minutes! GOD! someone just rip out my spine now. Life isn't worth living. :negative:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


My guess is that the final boss is just a more powerful Shinnok, only by this point, Liu Kang has killed Raiden who was the one guy able to stop him the last time. So it's up to Cassie, daughter of the two who got their asses handed to them by Shinnok years back, to finish him off.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
It's like poetry!

Final boss is Jason, who Cassie has to defeat using her latent psychokinetic powers unlocked by Kenshi.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

The better question is will the final boss in MKX will be as bullshit as Shao Khan was at the end of MK9?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
And can we cheese them with Raiden as easily?

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Rhonne posted:

The better question is will the final boss in MKX will be as bullshit as Shao Khan was at the end of MK9?

Its a fighting game all end bosses in fighting games are bullshit, in fact I would say Khan is pretty tame compaired to some other games

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
http://www.twitch.tv/netherrealm

Stream starting soon.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lasher posted:

It's like poetry!

Final boss is Jason, who Cassie has to defeat using her latent psychokinetic powers unlocked by Kenshi.

Final boss is a Jason/Freddy tagteam and also the Predator is there

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Final boss is a Jason/Freddy tagteam and also the Predator is there

Don't toy with my emotions.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Kitana Kreep is on. Stream is supposed to be all gameplay. showing off the kharacters that haven't had much screentime.

HeavingGirth
Oct 6, 2014

They just mentioned not wanting to give away all of the characters yet; don't tease me.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Soviet Scorpion, hilariously, confirmed

e: Scorpion putriya, Scorpion machka

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Stalker Scorpion!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

Kitana Kreep is on. Stream is supposed to be all gameplay. showing off the kharacters that haven't had much screentime.

From the hints Boon dropped in his twitter (something about sais and whips) it seems pretty likely that Mileena and Takeda will be presented this time around.

HeavingGirth
Oct 6, 2014

Whoa, MIleena's new fangs are pretty awesome.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Love those fangs, so much better than lady Baraka.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Mileena looks super rad

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



As soon as they show Mileena, the chat immediately blows up with dumb sexist poo poo about boob reduction. Twitch chat is a special kind of hell.

EDIT: Mileena looks real cool.

HeavingGirth
Oct 6, 2014

Okay the biting sound effects in that fatality were all kinds of gruesome.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Dang, they beefed up her face eating fatality

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Friends Are Evil posted:

As soon as they show Mileena, the chat immediately blows up with dumb sexist poo poo about boob reduction. Twitch chat is a special kind of hell.

EDIT: Mileena looks real cool.

I'm so happy the chat isn't loading for me



Also face eating :gonk:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Why are they talking about front/back mixups? Doesn't MK's block button stop that automatically?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Death, taxes, and increasingly high-def "Mileena eats somebody's face" sequences

Aishan
Oct 29, 2011

Friends Are Evil posted:

Twitch chat is a special kind of hell.
Never have to deal with it again: http://www.twitch.tv/netherrealm/popout

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Friends Are Evil posted:

As soon as they show Mileena, the chat immediately blows up with dumb sexist poo poo about boob reduction. Twitch chat is a special kind of hell.

EDIT: Mileena looks real cool.

Don't read twitch chat

:laffo: "She has bite combos"

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



InsidiousMuppet posted:

Okay the biting sound effects in that fatality were all kinds of gruesome.

Serious props to the sound designers. The sound effects are gross as gently caress.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
God drat I knew I'd miss a fatality.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Mileena is awesome, the scream when she is stabbing the poo poo out of Kotal :stare:

HeavingGirth
Oct 6, 2014

The skull crunch in her x-ray. I never liked Mileena much before, but I'm kinda sold after that.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
A Baraka looking dude comes out of a portal, immediately gets bonked on the head and dragged away by a random soldier

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mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
Mileena looks rad as gently caress

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