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Audax
Dec 1, 2005
"LOL U GOT OWNED"

root beer posted:

Before we got together, my wife dropped some big hints that I wasn’t picking up. A conversation about using a textbook for a class she’d already taken ended up shifting to a long story about how she and her boyfriend broke up and she wants to move on, and then there was that time she ended up walking with me back to my apartment after class, totally unsolicited. I think she wanted to make a move when we got there but my roommate and his idiot buddy were already there. I was lucky, we had a mutual friend who basically hit me over the head with it one time when I was having separate icq convos with each of them.


No no those are terrible hints

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

OwlFancier posted:

I was going to say treating with infernal forces might not be the best way to get penis but honestly it might be :smith:

Probably easier than dealing with an insurance company

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
First of all, gently caress your laptop:




















Projecting Cornice would be a decent username.



Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

OwlFancier posted:

I was going to say treating with infernal forces might not be the best way to get penis but honestly it might be :smith:

Again making things way more complicated than they need to be. You treat with an entity that has penis, and you go like "oi can I have a bit of penis please"

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
Well yeah but then you only get it for a bit until they fall asleep.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah there's always a flip side I suppose, but I'd still save the infernal liaisons for the big ticket items like prehensile trunks or opposable big toes, not stuff that's so available as penis

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah there's always a flip side I suppose, but I'd still save the infernal liaisons for the big ticket items like prehensile trunks or opposable big toes, not stuff that's so available as penis

I’m sure there’s a club somewhere called Infernal Liaisons.
Opposable Toes, though, probably not

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah there's always a flip side I suppose, but I'd still save the infernal liaisons for the big ticket items like prehensile trunks or opposable big toes, not stuff that's so available as penis

Why not simply get a prehensile penis?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah you'll want hell for that, definitely.

At least I don't know anyone else who'll get involved in that business, maybe the japanese.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/sCnL7j1.mp4

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018







pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Absolutely cursed that this left out ultra violet.















Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


pseudorandom posted:

Absolutely cursed that this left out ultra violet.



Missing GUN and GAME

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

obviously the creator was a gun loving weeb

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Mr. Lobe posted:

Missing GUN and GAME

GAME is right there next to Office

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

pseudorandom posted:

Absolutely cursed that this left out ultra violet.

Turn on your radiation monitor.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


pseudorandom posted:

Absolutely cursed that this left out ultra violet.

you don't have sufficient clearance for that cookware, citizen

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

That’s not even a cornice :colbert:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
More of a cornasty

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Well yeah but then you only get it for a bit until they fall asleep.

Look at this virgin who's never summoned a demon. Obviously after the penis having entity falls asleep, you harvest the penis.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



















https://i.imgur.com/tR0n9Xf.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/rLxcnxd.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WQgffO5.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BrFksNE.mp4

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
they missed "having kids"

e:nope it's there right next to "the office"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Sausages posted:

they missed "having kids"

e:nope it's there right next to "the office"

Huh?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


OP is implying that having children is a mental illness















Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


Spent way too long looking for it in the original

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

*has to stand still to cast Heal, dies of existential horror*

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013
ASK ME WHAT I DID TO KEEP MY STAR AFTER EDITING OTHER PEOPLES POSTS


8============D
I feel like that would be more effective if it wasn't moomins because tbh living in moominland sounds quite nice.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Christ that's a good line. DS9 writers were really on something

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



DS9 was too good for Star Trek

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006
DS9:Star Trek as Andor:Star Wars

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Bar Ran Dun posted:

DS9:Star Trek as Andor:Star Wars

Star Trek: DS Andor

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Bar Ran Dun posted:

DS9:Star Trek as Andor:Star Wars

The difference is they constantly fought the execs for years to make DS9 that good. Andor season 1 was accidently great and Disney would normally fire anyone who actually fought to make something good.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Star Wars Andor Trek

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Jabberlock posted:

The difference is they constantly fought the execs for years to make DS9 that good.

I always heard they just kinda laid low with the long Dominion war story arc until the execs were distracted by shiny new Voyager.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah the apocrypha is that they were basically the forgotten middle child between the mismanaged TNG movies and the mismanaged show Voyager, which let them branch off into directions the top bosses would never have allowed otherwise

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