TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Can someone post the Nate silver headline jpg of every article written against trump

# ? May 4, 2016 01:55

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# ? Jun 25, 2024 19:45

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Trump's definitely able to defeat the immigrant menace. 2/2 in the primary alone! Ten million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight to go.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:55

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

loving cruz dropping out before he could be properly humiliated

# ? May 4, 2016 01:56

xerxus: Apr 24, 2010; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

I'm so glad we will still be making fun of Ted like we make fun of Jeb!

# ? May 4, 2016 01:56

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Ratspeaker posted:

Trump ate them all. Every last one of them

# ? May 4, 2016 01:57

Kylra: Dec 1, 2006; Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Oh. My. loving. God. I. Can't. Believe. This. Period.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:57

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Best news for Hilary's campaign, trumpocalypse factor :buddy:

# ? May 4, 2016 01:57

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

uncurable mlady posted:

Trump's definitely able to defeat the immigrant menace. 2/2 in the primary alone! Ten million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight to go.

If Trump wins please close YOSPOS and DnD

# ? May 4, 2016 01:57

Kylra: Dec 1, 2006; Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

No wait. I actually can, but it is still amazing.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Ted Cruz�s campaign = Squish

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

No Mans Land 2: May 2, 2016; by Shine

RoboCicero posted:

so is trump going to wrap a cocoon around himself until the convention or what

He'll use this time to try out all the Hillary attacks he wants to use for the general

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Concerned Citizen posted:

Yeah, no.

We survived Carter.
We survived Bill Clinton.
We have survived 7.5 years of Obama.

I don't think we will survive a lunatic with nuclear codes. Hillary is a stupid socialist, but she is not insane. Trump is.

I will not Sieg Heil to Trump. His opponent gets my vote.
And by the way, no Republican who refused to refute Trump gets my vote, which means no Republicans will get my vote.

Cast a vote for Trump or tacitly support him with your silence and you are dead to me.

lol please tell me who thinks hillary is a socialist. that's precious.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

Lastgirl posted:

why so sudden for Ted

so theres no convention at all

Because it was going to cost him tens of millions of dollars to even have a shot at a contested convention after losing tonight and it was a bad bet for the people that just cut him off.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Lastgirl posted:

why so sudden for Ted

so theres no convention at all

who knows. kashich is still in and cruz might give the delagates to him or some poo poo. who knows. My guess the GOP would rather have a tool like kashich fight trump then a mad dog like cruz.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Ded.

Also I can't wait for the next Can't Stump episode.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

My cousin just lost his high job with Cruz campaign tonight

So loving thrilled

# ? May 4, 2016 01:58

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Indiana's aren't the only delegates Cruz lost tonight.

https://twitter.com/ByJohnFrank/status/727662476322480129

# ? May 4, 2016 01:59

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Wow, Carly Fiorina is even better at killing jobs than she used to be.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:59

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Any day now, Trump is for sure going to drop out.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:59

No Mans Land 2: May 2, 2016; by Shine

Also will make fun of Kasich eating some more

# ? May 4, 2016 01:59

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Holy loving poo poo he actually dropped out.

Trump is going to be the nominee.

# ? May 4, 2016 01:59

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727663752967917569

# ? May 4, 2016 02:00

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

So can Trump beat Goldwater's 52 electoral college votes?

# ? May 4, 2016 02:00

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

NutritiousSnack posted:

If Trump wins please close YOSPOS and DnD

They won't need to, we'll all get purged and nobody will post anymore.

# ? May 4, 2016 02:00

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Zyla posted:

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I just want to remind everyone of something.

One of the most loathsome people to ever loving live on this planet, Ted Cruz, backstabbed and hosed over every person he came in contact with for the past four years, forced his party into a bunch of no-win scenarios that made them look stupid and clueless, and generally called out everyone in his entire party as a bunch of commiesymp Islamolibs who want to dress up as a gay-married woman and gently caress a child in a public bathroom. He did all of these things knowingly, burning every bridge he's ever crossed, mauling every hand that's ever fed him, all in service of one dream: He would become the Republican nominee in 2016 and win the Presidency and then the trail of blood and nightmares he left behind wouldn't matter because gently caress you I'm POTUS that's why.

He sacrificed everything to this goal, and he's going to lose by a small number of delegates to the political equivalent of the Fukushima meltdown. His strategy would (probably) have worked! It's pretty clear that the JEB! never stood a chance regardless of how much money he raised because he's a loving walking Ambien who conservatives thoroughly despise, Scott Walker couldn't even figure out how to hire someone who understood things like "a budget," Ben Carson looks like an attractive candidate up until he has to speak in anything other than meaningless fortune-cookie platitudes, etc. All that work, all that planning, all that treachery, all that time.

ALL FOR loving NOTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He's been reaching for this brass ring his entire life, leaning farther and farther out from his carousel horse. What would he lose first, his balance, or his nerve? But he never flinched, leaning out further and further with each turn of the carousel, and then just before, just before his fingertip brushed it an orange hand came out of nowhere and took that bitch right away from him, right in front of him, and there was never anything he could do to stop it. Now all that's left is the fall.

There aren't words in any language to describe the joy it brings me to see such a heinous, hateful motherfucker destroyed in such a gut-wrenching, miserable way. Tonight was the beginning of Ted Cruz's descent to a talk radio host saying things like, "Well, when *I* was in the United States Senate, let me tell you..."

Ted is a mess.
Ted is a waste.

This is really, really good.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

I didn't think I could be amazed by this election cycle anymore.

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

No Mans Land 2 posted:

Also will make fun of Kasich eating some more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDOWzQGu8Oc

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The next opponent surely will be the one who stops trump.

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

mightygerm: Jun 29, 2002

Its been a long road friends, but I think we can finally say it.

GOLDMINE.

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

The Walking Ted

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

Firebert: Aug 16, 2004

We won't have a contested convention but we can take joy in knowing that all of the delegates Cruz has sniped will have to pay their way to Cleveland and vote for Trump

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Trump destroyed the GOP.

Like they have one guy left (Paul Ryan), and that's it.

He's either going to reshape the party in his own and image, then taking it to victory.

or...

Hillary will bitchslap him come on November

Going to take the latter.

# ? May 4, 2016 02:01