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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Square melons are interesting from a retail perspective because you could stack them. You could have a whole freestanding pallet of melons.

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

The Bloop posted:

Meanwhile, among millennials:



Iron Crowned posted:

I find no appeal in square titties

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

If you're afraid of what peak performance looks like, well I don't know what to tell you then.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
90 degree uniboob

It was a different time

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


I have never seen this, and now I have, and am happy. This is hilarious. Her serious expression. The pose. Excellent.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A+ cosplay.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Picnic Princess posted:

I swear, the only thing Gen Xers will be remembered for is their obsession with watermelon-sized titties and nothing else.

I don't see the issue here? It's an important cultural touchstone, the size of titties

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

titties posted:

I don't see the issue here? It's an important cultural touchstone, the size of titties

If you want to melt a zoomers mind, tell them about how dozens of posters of giant breasted women were everywhere in the 80s and 90s: bedrooms, garages, basements, bars, restaurants, liquor stores, etc. If you bought some tools you'd get a girlie calendar, cases of beer came with those posters. It's barely a thing anymore and a lot of young people now are shocked about how ubiquitous it was for a while.

The death of that culture is why olds think millennials don't like boobs anymore, when in reality we just don't plaster them all over everything because we tend to treat the person they're attached to like a human being. And if we want to see boobs, that's what phones and computers are for.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

As a young person i loved to go to the fair and throw darts at a balloon to win a poster of a girl with enormous boobs and then take the poster home and look at it and wonder what kind of dreams and aspirations the person on the poster had and i was very grateful that she liked me enough to show me her boobs on the poster and maybe we could go fishing together and fall in love and spend the rest of our lives happily with each other in a relationship based on mutual respect and admiration and the size of the titties

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Picnic Princess posted:

If you want to melt a zoomers mind, tell them about how dozens of posters of giant breasted women were everywhere in the 80s and 90s: bedrooms, garages, basements, bars, restaurants, liquor stores, etc. If you bought some tools you'd get a girlie calendar, cases of beer came with those posters. It's barely a thing anymore and a lot of young people now are shocked about how ubiquitous it was for a while.



Back in the 80s my dad's barber legit had playboy and penthouse magazines on full uncensored display in the waiting area.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Breetai posted:

Back in the 80s my dad's barber legit had playboy and penthouse magazines on full uncensored display in the waiting area.

Seconded, was the place called Dick's

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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There’s still plenty of boob objectification in today’s society you just need an onlyfans membership

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Breetai posted:

Back in the 80s my dad's barber legit had playboy and penthouse magazines on full uncensored display in the waiting area.

I know when I go to have my hair cut I want a raging boner while its happening.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

titties posted:

As a young person i loved to go to the fair and throw darts at a balloon to win a poster of a girl with enormous boobs and then take the poster home and look at it and wonder what kind of dreams and aspirations the person on the poster had and i was very grateful that she liked me enough to show me her boobs on the poster and maybe we could go fishing together and fall in love and spend the rest of our lives happily with each other in a relationship based on mutual respect and admiration and the size of the titties

Excellent username/post combo

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

I know when I go to have my hair cut I want a raging boner while its happening.
:hai:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

oldpainless posted:

There’s still plenty of boob objectification in today’s society you just need an onlyfans membership

"Boobjectification" was right there, within your grasp.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Picnic Princess posted:

I swear, the only thing Gen Xers will be remembered for is their obsession with watermelon-sized titties and nothing else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDxI5Ao1JZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi-SdbgP85Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxaCavHQiiI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4U9tXQmt4

titties posted:

As a young person i loved to go to the fair and throw darts at a balloon to win a poster of a girl with enormous boobs and then take the poster home and look at it and wonder what kind of dreams and aspirations the person on the poster had and i was very grateful that she liked me enough to show me her boobs on the poster and maybe we could go fishing together and fall in love and spend the rest of our lives happily with each other in a relationship based on mutual respect and admiration and the size of the titties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsn1wnzAiGU

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Hungry Computer posted:

(Big tits, man)

Which portal did you pull these from? The one to the early 2000s dating scene hellscape?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

If God wanted me to look at titties on OnlyFans, then I would have a stack of them in the woods.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Me after reading this post'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwbeDIbb6AM

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment
So, no mention of cybertruck? i am disappointed

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Tex Avery posted:

Which portal did you pull these from? The one to the early 2000s dating scene hellscape?

They're from Midnight Stranger, a Win 3.1 game from the same team that made [M.O.D.E.]. It's a weird early fmv game where you walk around and talk to people at midnight, and see where that leads. Most of the scenes are jpegs with only the head being fmv.

It's got a lot of awkward acting and the posts about guys obsessing over big tits made me think of that scene.

It also predicted home VR, I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mT4_wXR7D4

Orb Guy is one of my favourites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZEUbbhPqMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moYLuG4I2rM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQUXBmFzkOM

It's also AUG because there's a plot line that can lead to your character raping a woman. And the dialogue system is so difficult to interpret at times that it's possible to trigger that scene by accident. So be aware of that if you decide to track it down.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

I know when I go to have my hair cut I want a raging boner while its happening.

It's a smart tactic to pitch a tent so your hair doesn't pool in your lap, it just slides off directly onto the floor.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Helios Grime posted:

It's a smart tactic to pitch a tent so your hair doesn't pool in your lap, it just slides off directly onto the floor.

I remember I was visiting Halifax and decided to get my haircut. Went to a salon and they had clear plastic sheets to put over people getting their hair cut. I asked why they were clear and I was regaled with tales of old guys who'd come in get their hair cut by these women (the staff was, I think, 99% women) and jack it under the black sheets.

The worst part was, switching to clear sheets only deterred MOST of the guys from doing this.

:stare:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Oh, i thought the black smock was a courtesy wank curtain, too. Whoops

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.
Cross-posted from the cursed images thread:

A Grand Egg posted:

Posted this is PYF Funny Pictures, and not sure where else to cross-post, but it needs to be seen, and I guess its pretty cursed (the "advert" particularly)




https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BB05DK

ITS MADE FROM 100% JUICE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

That some sort of sex product? A heath drink? It seems so aggressively vague about that.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Melaneus posted:

That some sort of sex product? A heath drink? It seems so aggressively vague about that.

well

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I'm already pretty good at it. Lord knows I have a lot of practice.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well, I like tinga. Maybe I'd like tenga too?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Tenga gives you a tinga in your pinga or vinga

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, I like tinga. Maybe I'd like tenga too?

Try Tengu. One who does nose true pleasure

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Melaneus posted:

Try Tengu. One who does nose true pleasure

Is that the one that goes noot noot?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Fall Guys 2 going for the ol gritty reboot I see

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Melaneus posted:

Try Tengu. One who does nose true pleasure

That the demon thing from Dead or Alive 2?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


Single use plastics really are gross!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Melaneus posted:

That some sort of sex product? A heath drink? It seems so aggressively vague about that.
It's these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJfbeo-4jQ8

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Gasheighting

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Gash eighting? :stonk:

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