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Lazyfire posted:The ______ has a long and storied history of anti-______ activities and they've run out of targets thanks to capitalism. This was the logical next step. Thus continues the self-consuming ouroboros of fascism
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Oct 5, 2021 16:35
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https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398 Oh dear, someone is about to be a very grumpy boy and may need extra tummy rubs today
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Oct 5, 2021 16:37
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Oct 5, 2021 16:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:An actual, honest to God CNN chyron that aired a little bit ago What's an attempted lynching or two between friends?
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Oct 5, 2021 16:40
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Captain Kosmos posted:This comes always in my mind when i see his face. Bogus Adventure posted:The Internet was a mistake Is it just me or does Zuck in this pic remind you of Wilson? 
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Oct 5, 2021 16:42
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Oct 5, 2021 16:43
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Seth Pecksniff posted:An actual, honest to God CNN chyron that aired a little bit ago Attempted murder by enraged chud is a party foul these days. No reason to hold a grudge.
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Oct 5, 2021 16:44
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398 Oh god I really really hope Greta Thunberg gets the Peace Prize this week. That might be the final nail in the stroke-coffin for him.
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Oct 5, 2021 16:48
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398 Lol they're gonna get a furiously scribbled sharpie memo with grease stains.
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BigglesSWE posted:Oh god I really really hope Greta Thunberg gets the Peace Prize this week. That might be the final nail in the stroke-coffin for him. It's the Norwegian Nobel Committee, so 50/50 chance it's gonna be Sleepy Joe.
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Oct 5, 2021 16:51
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Hey _______! President Trump was looking at his list of favorite donors and noticed YOU haven't given as much lately. The radical left Democrats just took him off the Forbes list of richest people because they hate what he stands for and they hate you! Will you pledge a mere 10% of your weekly paycheck to help piss off Nasty Nancy Pelosi and get him back among the richest people? Don't you owe him??
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Oct 5, 2021 16:54
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Aardvark! posted:The Fake News Liberals at Forbes have once again failed to properly value the blah blah blah should be in top 20! blah blah blah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8
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Oct 5, 2021 17:00
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Seth Pecksniff posted:An actual, honest to God CNN chyron that aired a little bit ago I'd say between the word Whitewash and the use of  around parted amicably that CNN doesn't believe it.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:01
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Hobo Clown posted:Hey _______! This is Donald Trump Jr. My Dad, Donald Trump, is currently locked in the bathroom, crying, because YOU haven't donated enough. Please donate as much as you can so we can get him out and get him BACK in the White House! Please choose your donation level: $500 $1000 $2000 (SUPER BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED!) And, for the next 24 hours, every donation will be "turbo matched" by the Trump Foundation.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:03
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Aardvark! posted:The Fake News Liberals at Forbes have once again failed to properly value the blah blah blah should be in top 20! blah blah blah Someone needs to make a betting website where you guess what Turnip's next statement will be: winner is the post with the most matching words w/ least mismatched words.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:04
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Tetrabor posted:Someone needs to make a betting website where you guess what Turnip's next statement will be: winner is the post with the most matching words w/ least mismatched words. Not fair. A Fancy Hat will win every drat time and take our money.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:06
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Shanghaied posted:It's the Norwegian Nobel Committee, so 50/50 chance it's gonna be Sleepy Joe. No one’s giving Joe Biden a Nobel Peace Prize after Afghanistan. My vote’s for Dan Quayle 
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Oct 5, 2021 17:12
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398 Uh oh. It'll be Donny THREE Scoops today.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:15
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Hasturtium posted:Uh oh. It'll be Donny THREE Scoops today. Yeah we're guaranteed an extra stupid press release today, nothing makes trump madder than not being respected super-rich man.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:19
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Hasturtium posted:Uh oh. It'll be Donny THREE Scoops today. Please, we all know Donny Dumps is going to just eat the whole goddamn carton today
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1445408294210875398 https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2021/10/05/donald-trump-falls-off-the-forbes-400-for-first-time-in-25-years/ Remember when Donald could have been much richer if he had just invested all his money in an index fund back in the 70s? quote:If Trump is looking for someone to blame, he can start with himself. Five years ago, he had a golden opportunity to diversify his fortune. Fresh off the 2016 election, federal ethics officials were pushing Trump to divest his real estate assets. That would have allowed him to reinvest the proceeds into broad-based index funds and assume office free of conflicts of interest. quote:Trump decided to hang onto his assets. At the time, they were worth an estimated $3.5 billion, after subtracting debt. If he had instead chosen to sell off everything, there is a chance that he would have had to pay significant capital gains taxes. Trump acquired his five most valuable holdings long ago, so he likely has huge untaxed gains locked in each of them. If he paid the maximum possible capital gains tax—23.8% to the federal government, plus 8.8% to the New York State authorities on every penny he owned—that would have shaved about $1.1 billion off his fortune, leaving him with $2.4 billion on the first day of his presidency. But what would have appeared to be a huge sacrifice at first could have turned into a lucrative realignment. By plowing that $2.4 billion in an index fund tracking the S&P 500, for example, Trump’s fortune would have ballooned to $4.5 billion by now, leaving him 80% richer than he is today. His refusal to divest, in other words, cost him $2 billion. Just doing the ethical/legal thing would have made him billions richer. Stable genius, indeed.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:26
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:No one’s giving Joe Biden a Nobel Peace Prize after Afghanistan. Lol nothing's off the table with the people that gave the Peace Prize to Kissinger.
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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1445421249551818763?s=20quote:A novice U.S. Secretary of State joins the administration of her rival, a president inaugurated after four years of American leadership that shrank from the world stage. A series of terrorist attacks throws the global order into disarray, and the Secretary is tasked with assembling a team to unravel the deadly conspiracy, a scheme carefully designed to take advantage of an American government dangerously out of touch and out of power in the places where it counts the most.[3]
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A Fancy Hat posted:This is Donald Trump Jr. My Dad, Donald Trump, is currently locked in the bathroom, crying, because YOU haven't donated enough. Wait a minute, that's not a Realtime donation ticker! It's just an animated gif looping away. Something is fishy here... 
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF DONALD J TRUMP Just so you know, I am actually RICHER than ever before. It's "true"! Michael Forbes, CEO of Forbes, has "had It out" for me For many Years and has under reported my Massive Wealth as "Payback". The "Real" List of richest people (persons) is as follows: 1) Me (Donald J Trump) 2) Everyone else That's just "How it goes" right now!
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Oct 5, 2021 17:35
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Give Biden the peace prize in order to cause Trump to stroke out and die. You then prevent any chance of him running in 2024. The real peace prize is the one you just gave the world.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:37
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This poo poo is beyond parody. What the actual gently caress.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Give Biden the peace prize in order to cause Trump to stroke out and die. 
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stealie72 posted:This poo poo is beyond parody. What the actual gently caress. Eh, it's likely one of the least harmful things she has done in recent decades.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:41
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A Fancy Hat posted:Give Biden the peace prize in order to cause Trump to stroke out and die. Give it to Hillary.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:43
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Prize to be shared between Obama, Killary, Joe, Hunter, and the DNC.
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Oct 5, 2021 17:44
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Shanghaied posted:Prize to be shared between Obama, Killary, Joe, Hunter, and the DNC. For Hunter Biden's contribution to a strong US-Ukraine partnership
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Oct 5, 2021 17:46
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give it to rudy giuliani. I don't have any real reason for that, I just think he needs a little pick me up.
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Aardvark! posted:give it to rudy giuliani. I don't have any real reason for that, I just think he needs
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Oct 5, 2021 17:48
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"We are proud to announce the renaming of the Nobel Peace Prize to the 'Nobel Peace Prize for People With Normal Sized Hands'. As such, Donald J Trump is disqualified from ever winning this award. He is able to win our new award, the 'Dumbfuck Stupid rear end in a top hat Prize for Guys with Tiny Hands, Toad Dicks, and hosed Up Sons.' Thank you!"
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Shanghaied posted:Eh, it's likely one of the least harmful things she has done in recent decades. I don't think the Boogeyman that mentally ill conservatives hate writing a book about how she's saving America by operating a behind the scenes shadow government is a smart thing. At best, lunatics will use it as "evidence" and at worst, it's trash people will praise as "riveting" and post poo poo like "Yas queen" It's a net loss for the entirety of humanity so I'm going to say she should pokemon go to Hell with this poo poo.
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