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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hahahaha sami you poor bastard

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

what does he means by this?!?!?!

*carefully places pictures on corkboard, connects thumbtacks with string, examines evidence through microscope*

...her rear end hurt!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Okay.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
lol Sami

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lmao that promo

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

A+ promo after A+ finish

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sami zayn should go down to 205 Live, or the old juice robinson spot in NXT

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sami's gonna be on the fuckin' preshow at SummerSlam again, isn't he, jesus christ.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


This feud should end in a polyamourous relationship

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
That's it? A chance to insult Sami Zayn, and that's all you do?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Honestly? "Maria is a bitch who likes watching Sami be unhappy" is more effort and motivation than 99% of modern WWE feuds get.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Did I accidentally dvr this and leave it on fast forward? English's song was longer than the match and post match promo combined.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BWV posted:

This feud should end in a polyamourous relationship

how else are they going to spread the power of love? its the only acceptable conclusion to this gimmick

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Everything is terrible

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
sami zayn is terrible

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I loving love the Kinellas entrance theme, and Maria is absurdly pretty. It's hilarious that she married bizarro Heath Slater.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

I'm gonna lol so hard when sami gets drafted back to nxt

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



wwe: bad at booking babyfaces??

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
They really making us earn that loving main event later aren't they

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The Zigglering of Sami Zayn has reached stage 3.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is anyone else "bustin". send me a pm if you are. in the pm, say "we're friends"

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Like holy poo poo I go to post and literally when I look up sami was already pinned. Are they just using cena/nakamura as a smokescreen to bury people?

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
that was like 20-30 minutes of jobbers, which is incredible

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Becky!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Light-up belt status: Still cool.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Naomi status: still bad

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
naomi is my girlfriend

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Bill Goldberg posted:

naomi is my girlfriend

are you in love.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ha the free ellsworth shirt

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Naomi's entrance always reminds me of this in a big way https://youtu.be/5JoxISdBzmY?t=42

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Accident Underwater posted:

They really making us earn that loving main event later aren't they

I can't wait for Zayn to finally get his long-due championship reign, which will maybe last 1 week before he has to give it up due to injury.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I know that Naomi is still a bad promo and a pretty meh wrestler, but I do appreciate that when she was relegated to total jobber status and wasn't even on TV for months, she used that time to come up with a way to leverage her biggest strength (her dancing) and turn it into something that would get her a little bit over with a whole new entrance/aesthetic.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Can I buy this shirt at shop.wwe.com to support my favorite wrestler?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Cavauro posted:

are you in love.

yes

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Naomi's entrance always reminds me of this in a big way https://youtu.be/5JoxISdBzmY?t=42

bray wyatt should be the hitcher instead of bray wyatt

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


that's good. it helps you to be happy, when

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i like the slide slap

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


She calls it the rear window

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

*carefully places pictures on corkboard, connects thumbtacks with string, examines evidence through microscope*

...her rear end hurt!

goddamit

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bartok
May 10, 2006



I hate to invoke his name but what happened to Ziggler?

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