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mitch is going to crush you dissidents with his powerful exo-skeletal hands
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Dreylad posted:mitch is going to crush you dissidents with his powerful exo-skeletal hands he is going to crumble into dust like a dusty old bitch
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FizFashizzle posted:When youre definitely not failing to thrive Bitch drank from the wrong grail.
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Neither TIAs (ministrokes) or seizures will show up on CT. sometimes seizures will have some residual stuff on mri, but not always. https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1699100890295325064?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA This is useful as saying a stroke didnt show up on his prostate exam.
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all of the 80 year old politicians fighting for the last Ozempic shot like Snake and Liquid fighting for the nanomachine suppressor at the end of MGS4
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:all of the 80 year old politicians fighting for the last Ozempic shot like Snake and Liquid fighting for the nanomachine suppressor at the end of MGS4 My BiL lost a ton of weight on Ozempic but he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life.
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Zeroisanumber posted:My BiL lost a ton of weight on Ozempic but he said it was one of the worst experiences of his life. people come out the other side looking like the hollowed from dark souls
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:people come out the other side looking like the hollowed from dark souls He was 46 and morbidly obese toeing the line between pre-diabetes and just actual diabetes. And he has four young kids. He lost 120 pounds but he said he was basically incontinent, nauseated, and just generally felt like poo poo and farted constantly. It can save your rear end, but you won't like it much.
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Zeroisanumber posted:He was 46 and morbidly obese toeing the line between pre-diabetes and just actual diabetes. And he has four young kids. He lost 120 pounds but he said he was basically incontinent, nauseated, and just generally felt like poo poo and farted constantly. It can save your rear end, but you won't like it much. how long does it take to lose 120 pounds on the miracle drug, rapid weight loss is rather unhealthy, is it actually dangerous for that reason?
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why didn't he just eat those chips that do the same thing
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my bony fealty posted:how long does it take to lose 120 pounds on the miracle drug, rapid weight loss is rather unhealthy, is it actually dangerous for that reason? This was over the course of a year and he and my sis got him a personal trainer for the gym and went on a pescatarian diet 6 days a week and cut way back on booze. He's much healthier and working with a dietician to maintain now that he's dropped so much weight, but it was an ordeal. The pills ain't magic, and you go through a lot of pain for not a lot of gain if you don't accompany the medication with lifestyle changes.
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if Joe expires in 4 mOrE yEaRs we'll get our first fem prez via sacrificial senescence, neat also when does this become elder abuse? typically people shield geriatrics from particularly compromising situations but all of these people have aides and donors egging them on 24/7
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my bony fealty posted:he is going to crumble into dust like a dusty old bitch you have no idea where his remote power source is, idiot
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Kyro posted:also when does this become elder abuse? 2019
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Zeroisanumber posted:This was over the course of a year and he and my sis got him a personal trainer for the gym and went on a pescatarian diet 6 days a week and cut way back on booze. He's much healthier and working with a dietician to maintain now that he's dropped so much weight, but it was an ordeal. The pills ain't magic, and you go through a lot of pain for not a lot of gain if you don't accompany the medication with lifestyle changes. jfc i lost 70 pounds in a year and that was absolutely awful, i can't imagine losing 120 in the same amount of time
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https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1699511070308602053?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA Banging the under on that one.
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FizFashizzle posted:When youre definitely not failing to thrive Pepe Silvia Browne posted:people come out the other side looking like the hollowed from dark souls lol
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FizFashizzle posted:https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1699511070308602053?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA Lol "I can't retire! I'm irreplaceable!" I insist as I clamp my rapidly decaying fingers tighter to the levers of power. If he quit now he, his party, and the government would all be better off but he just can't help himself.
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Die Mitch Mcdonalds!
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He can't step down because Kentucky's governor is a Democrat who gets to select the next Senator from Kentucky if there is a position to fill. The state legislature passed a law requiring the Gov to pick a replacement selected by the previous Senator's state party apparatus, but the law hasn't been challenged constitutionally. So there is real danger that McConnell is replaced by a Democrat if the Gov just ignores the potentially unconstitutional law. Given that Sinema/Manchin are the necessary buffer to keep any crazy non-oligarchic poo poo from going down, it's a risk too big to take. Kentucky's Dem Gov is also a slight favorite to win re-election, so Mitch will never step down. He might disappear totally ala Feinstein, but he will be a Senator until after Beshear is no longer the Gov of Kentucky.
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dems: Mitch McConnell is a strategic and tactical super genius. We cant stop him. we cant even hope to contain him. We want to do so many good things, honest, but we are just mercilessly dunked on by the Lebron James of congressional procedure Mitch McConnell: . he hell hello?
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Former Everything posted:He can't step down because Kentucky's governor is a Democrat who gets to select the next Senator from Kentucky if there is a position to fill. The state legislature passed a law requiring the Gov to pick a replacement selected by the previous Senator's state party apparatus, but the law hasn't been challenged constitutionally. I think that death might have something to say about that old bitch's plans.
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They all know death is knocking, but it's either die in the relative obscurity of retirement or lie in the capitol where the rest of the government and the national media rend their garments over how great you were. They've made it this far, so why not stick it out a little longer for the good one?
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cant wait for Bidens eulogy
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Hes dead. You heard it here first.
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Poppers posted:Hes dead. You heard it here first. really?!
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sitchensis posted:really?! That's right! Dead serious about completing his term!
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real question time: SHOULD politicians get age cap'd at 70? yes, no, or some variation maybe
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Kyro posted:real question time: yes, but make it 60
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Politicians should be no older than 11 years old. Wars will be replaced by fortnite tournaments and subsidies for Hershey's and other confectioneries will be at an all time high. If you don't want to live in candycane communism then get the gently caress outta here
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Kyro posted:SHOULD politicians get cap'd
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FizFashizzle posted:When you’re definitely not failing to thrive G*d's judgement will be rendered and mitch will burn in hell
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drat horror queefs posted:Politicians should be no older than 11 years old. Wars will be replaced by fortnite tournaments and subsidies for Hershey's and other confectioneries will be at an all time high. The body armor shortage during the Iraq war scandal, except this time it's why won't the president send mom's credit card number and the 4 digits on the back to help out John Wick?!
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