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Acne Rain posted:Defending his pumpkins with a shotgun He gave his life to protect those puckins.
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Welp. e: Oh, wait, it's Florida. Das Boo has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Feb 10, 2015 |
# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:35 |
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Something Awful Quotes Thread: I've got one fat boy pussy.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 10:26 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Posted by Trochanter, in the now-closed F-35 thread. Wasn't there a bunch of quotes by some guy about how the F-35 was actually moving backwards technically and he expected the next model to be pulled by oxen or something? And then burst into flames.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 11:41 |
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pentyne posted:- that TCC poster trying to buy a gun (who was in the midst of a insane drug binge, talked about needing to protect himself, then said "lol i got one from a friend n/m") What wound up being the outcome here, if there was any follow up
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:14 |
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sweeperbravo posted:What wound up being the outcome here, if there was any follow up He continues to post that he loves meth till this day,
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 13:37 |
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fool_of_sound posted:He continues to post that he loves meth till this day, Well, they say "do what you love".
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 14:24 |
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BioTech posted:Wasn't there a bunch of quotes by some guy about how the F-35 was actually moving backwards technically and he expected the next model to be pulled by oxen or something? And then burst into flames. That was cock hero flux, he has a bunch of good ones in the old f-35 thread. cock hero flux posted:
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:07 |
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WarpedNaba posted:[...] claims he'd have made it into NZSAS if he hadn't busted his knee [...]
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:44 |
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That reminds me of the descriptions some guy made about how dumb horses are, and the many stupid ways in which they get themselves killed.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:25 |
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Just Offscreen posted:That reminds me of the descriptions some guy made about how dumb horses are, and the many stupid ways in which they get themselves killed. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695000&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post440389800 Page 1 of this thread
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 18:30 |
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I know three people with this exact story and they all are the biggest military fetishists I know. It's so common that I've always wondered if actual soldiers have a specific term for those kind of people. One I've heard is Mittys. Or Walts in the UK, same thing basically.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:27 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:One I've heard is Mittys. Or Walts in the UK, same thing basically.
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:37 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:It wasn't a friend, it was some random people walking by who may or may not have been messing with his pumpkins. Yeah, you're conflating "puckins" with Bomber166 (he's in SAclopedia)
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 20:59 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:im calling it now fiancee is his cats name social vegan posted:and also his relationship w it GrrrlSweatshirt posted:fiancee feast
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# ? Feb 10, 2015 21:10 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695000&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post440389800 Ruddha posted:Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died I've had this quote stuck in my head all week. Strangely poetic.
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trapped mouse posted:I've had this quote stuck in my head all week. Strangely poetic. it's so good
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trapped mouse posted:On the flip side of this, back when I was a child, probably around 5, I was hanging out with the neighbor kids. My dad came out and asked if we needed anything, and I asked if we could all have lemonade. He went over to the corner store, and came back quickly. Me and my friends took a sip, then I took another sip, and said "Daddy, this lemonade tastes weird."
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Pope Corky the IX posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3695000&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post440389800 I love all those quotes. I also love this horse-related quote from TomR, about a horse-breeding game he was working on: TomR posted:I help her with the game and I've been doing some beta testing. Here are some samples from an older version.
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sweeperbravo posted:What wound up being the outcome here, if there was any follow up If they're referring to TCC superstar mom, he claimed to have gotten his hands on a piece anyway despite being on a watchlist for threatening to kill Sarah Palin. He has since gone on to totally be in control of his habit of mainlining meth and never once missed a shot so bad his whole arm swelled up and he nearly had to have it amputated.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 01:52 |
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RandomFerret posted:Every time I hear somebody from the west coast complain about the weather, I grab a shovel and go search snow banks until I see the characteristic divot that suggests there might be a fire hydrant buried under there. Then I dig for thirty or forty minutes until I find a flash-frozen arc of urine and follow that back to the puppy stuck to the other end so I can kick it.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:If they're referring to TCC superstar mom, he claimed to have gotten his hands on a piece anyway despite being on a watchlist for threatening to kill Sarah Palin. He has since gone on to totally be in control of his habit of mainlining meth and never once missed a shot so bad his whole arm swelled up and he nearly had to have it amputated. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3221380&userid=82519 quote:so i recently tried buying a firearm and recieved a phone call today from the dealer saying i was "flaggeD". he didnt say denied because i passed the background check but he said verbaitm "your name has been flagged and you have been denied the sale of a firearm". anyone know what this means? i dont have a legal record of mental illness and i have no felony convictions but i was investigated by the secret service 4 years ago but i dont know how that would be releated. really angers me now because its one more loving straw about to break my back and im starting to get pissed off. i know people with guns and its all hobbies to them but when a person actually needs a firearm you cant even loving buy one quote:i threatened to kill sarah palin during her vice presidency campaign, i was unaware that you couldn't threaten people holding political office, i didnt see what the big deal was at the time since i threaten to kill like 10 people a day (xbox, w/e). i was able to convince them to not press charges by hotboxing my car and getting stoned prior to the interview, wearing a jose cuervo hat, and basically acting like a loving moron during the 3 times they interviewed me, the DA ended up dropping the charges because they thought i was a stoner idiot who was drunk/high when sending the threat. i was stopped at the airport too in AK when i got off the plane and was asked why I was there (construction work) and that was that. who would have thought in the freest country in america your second ammendment rights are REVOKED based on speculation quote:thats not a worry since i already got my gun, as you can tell this is the first and last time ill post in this forum full of fags, guns are for killing yourself or other people, anyone who keeps one as a "hobby" or w/e the gently caress you do is a loving retard haha.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 03:26 |
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Not gonna lie, that stoned idiot defense sounds genius.
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 03:37 |
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He's just a method actor. Years of being a stoned moron prepared him to pretend to be a stoned moron
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Ruddha posted:greetings, i wear the clothes that are named after the book where a pedophile romanticizes child rape corn in the bible posted:i didnt know there were quran brand clothes
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Tezzor posted:hi could you pass me the wrench loquacius posted:Please do not misgender my wrench; it's very difficult to loosen this bolt when my tools literally shake this much
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Tighclops posted:If most people could be arsed to look up things other than what they intend to buy or gently caress, we'd be looking at a different world
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# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:39 |
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In honor of Valentines Day - does anyone have the story (I'm 90% sure it was from SA) about what true love is? It basically involved a girl putting a lamp next to the thermostat, a guy fixing it repeatedly, and ended with something like "and you continue to fix it, not because she broke it again, but because you don't want her to be cold anymore."
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pentyne posted:
Clarification, please: was this last person outed as a liar who was banging a tranny camgirl, or outed as lying about having banged a tranny camgirl?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 12:59 |
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The former. Was posting like grade a bigoted human garbage, primarily about his entirely fictional career as a ~blackops leet snypah~, while, incidentally, banging a tranny camwhore.
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Jedit posted:Clarification, please: was this last person outed as a liar who was banging a tranny camgirl, or outed as lying about having banged a tranny camgirl? I'm pretty sure it's the former but I can't find the thread to confirm it. If I remember the whole thing correctly he was lying about being special forces (SAS I think?), but his story was so bad that it took almost no time to figure out he was full of poo poo. In the process it was discovered that he was not only banging a camgirl but she was also MTF. I wish I could find the thread because that poo poo was hilarious. e:...and that's what I get for going to the bathroom mid-reply. the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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The Mentalizer posted:I'm pretty sure it's the former but I can't find the thread to confirm it. If I remember the whole thing correctly he was lying about being special forces (SAS I think?), but his story was so bad that it took almost no time to figure out he was full of poo poo. In the process it was discovered that he was not only banging a camgirl but she was also MTF. I wish I could find the thread because that poo poo was hilarious. I remember the story too. He was claiming to be a marine recon who was trying to (or did) get into the BUDS course to become a SEAL. IIRC he had been posting for a while and only after a couple of slips later on someone finally figured out he was bullshit. At least that's how I recall it, that he was running with the story for a while. It was a sticky in GiP or something for a bit I think about a year or so ago.
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Primetime posted:In honor of Valentines Day - does anyone have the story (I'm 90% sure it was from SA) about what true love is? It basically involved a girl putting a lamp next to the thermostat, a guy fixing it repeatedly, and ended with something like "and you continue to fix it, not because she broke it again, but because you don't want her to be cold anymore." I don't recall who posted this, but here it is in all it's glory: quote:
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Jedit posted:Clarification, please: was this last person outed as a liar who was banging a tranny camgirl, or outed as lying about having banged a tranny camgirl? I heard it was some limey oval office though, that was for sure. Anyone have the quote?
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There was a callout thread and it was goldmined. Could have been helldump, or gip goldmine, if there is such a thing. Am on phone and thus thumbwise challenged. e: vvvv you know I'm fairly sure you're spot on. e2: or maybe not. So many names around this place. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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Wasn't it Tuyop? Canadian dude wanna be army spec ops, hosed a tranny quite a few times?
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 14:42 |
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Tuyop did get defensive on his finance thread when people called him a tranny-fucker so it might have been him. He was also really gung-ho about being an infantry officer until he ruined his back carrying a thing, when it turned out he really, really hated his life and also being an infantry officer
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Tuyop did get defensive on his finance thread when people called him a tranny-fucker so it might have been him. He was also really gung-ho about being an infantry officer until he ruined his back carrying a thing, when it turned out he really, really hated his life and also being an infantry officer Nah the dude that got outed in the thread in question was not in the military at all. I looked around through goldmine and GiP and couldn't find it either...
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 15:17 |
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Haha holy gently caress people I found him Used to be called IDR, KyleIDR, or currently WP CURES PALESTINE. Here's the callout thread. Consider all of it a quote. e: I googled gip fake sniper and found somethingsensitive, and knew I'd struck gold. e2: Poor tyuop, gotta be hard to get mixed up with this piece of poo poo all the time. Think I remember his name coming up in passing at some point that thread around as well, for no real good reason. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:31 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Haha holy gently caress people I found him Oh man, that's it. Good find! e: Goddamn that poo poo is funnier than I remember quote:May 25 14:39:10 <Rrail> dont take this the wrong way but the CIA doesnt hire retarded people
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