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There was cum, cum, cum and more cum, OP. Everything and everyone was absolutely drenched in the stuff. Your grandparents might be a little too embarassed to mention it to you.
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NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone.
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Toxic Mental posted:Apparently you could just kill people and there were no laws? hosed up if you ask me There were laws but it was like monopoly where only losers who liked losing money would actually follow them. If you ever got caught, someone would whinny at you a bit about how that's not fair, and you'd just pretend you don't know what they're talking about. After about five minutes of that you'd go back to playing. That or the police would just shoot you. But that was entirely unrelated to if laws had be broken or not.
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redshirt posted:NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone. was?
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Newyork has always been a hotdog eat hotdog world
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Grey Cat posted:Newyork has always been a hotdog eat hotdog world more "swallow mayo" than eat, and even then only on certain streets
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redshirt posted:NYC was a kill or be killed kill zone. Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe
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Phyein posted:Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe rudy giuliani ruined everything
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Phyein posted:Now NYC is all lame and safe You can blame Jackie Chan for that. He visited there in the early 90's and after that it was all safe and crime free.
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dr_rat posted:You can blame Jackie Chan for that. He visited there in the early 90's and after that it was all safe and crime free. thought that was only the Bronx
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Phyein posted:Goddamn I loved going to stay with my aunt in NYC as a little kid and riding the subways when everything was all dirty and crime-y and badass. Now NYC is all lame and safe 1970s Welcome back Mr Kotter
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You could own a car, a house, and support a family of four and your mistress on a single income
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You could own a car, a house, and support a family of four and your mistress on a single income I was a Pipe Fitter that fed a family of 4.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:thought that was only the Bronx Well the only other part of New York is wall street and even Jackie Chan can't just go and arrest all the wall street crims. You need some sort of robotic cop to shoot them all to fix that.
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dr_rat posted:Well the only other part of New York is wall street and even Jackie Chan can't just go and arrest all the wall street crims. or maybe a wolf. Nahh, that would never work. I just want someone to deal with that gang on coney island
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:or maybe a wolf. Nahh, that would never work. I just want someone to deal with that gang on coney island If it's a coney island gang that's be'in a bee in your bonnet, than I'd suggest bribing them away with some ice cream or some much. Everyone knows the Coney island gang will do anything for a bit of junk food.
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dr_rat posted:If it's a coney island gang that's be'in a bee in your bonnet, than I'd suggest bribing them away with some ice cream or some much. they might even come out and play
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Napping and playing with blocks were all the rage iirc
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The Hello Machine posted:Napping and playing with blocks were all the rage iirc Yeah but to be fair that was every century before the internet was invented.
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We had these HORSELESS carriages, like you'd see a guy sitting in a carriage and you'd ask "Hey, where's the horse?" and he'd just zoom off.
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Every town had a haunted spot where you'd hear a ghost baby cry at night.
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If you wanted to see your friends you had to physically get on your bike and ride to their house, hoping all the way their dad didn't answer the door 'cause he's kind of scary.
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Das Boo posted:Every town had a haunted spot where you'd hear a ghost baby cry at night. Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:...hoping all the way their dad didn't answer the door 'cause he's kind of scary. Although there was never anything provable there was always talk these two things could be related. I mean it stands to reason someones creepy dad had to be behind the towns murder house haunting. People's dad's were very old and scary after all.
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People’s dads had served in ‘Nam and their mosquito repellent came in labelless cans and turned your skin bright pink.
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Some rear end in a top hat could stand up on the playground and say “Darth Vader is Obi wan’s brother.“ and there was not a goddamned way in the loving world you or anyone you knew could refute that
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MonkeyHate posted:Some rear end in a top hat could stand up on the playground and say “Darth Vader is Obi wan’s brother.“ and there was not a goddamned way in the loving world you or anyone you knew could refute that i loving hate the poo poo out of star wars, but even i know that this isn’t true because the extended universe was still canon back then and weird nerds had all that garbage memorized
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am honestly still confused about whether I'm a Gen-xer or a Millennial Were your transformers cars, or animals? Alternatively, did you watch Aliens for the first time on VHS or DVD?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:If you wanted to see your friends you had to physically get on your bike and ride to their house, hoping all the way their dad did couldn't actually say anything cause gay bashing was still in style though
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sorry but I wasn't born before 9/11.
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I saw and was fascinated by OK Soda as a child, but nobody ever bought me some. It was discontinued shortly thereafter. I tried to plug the hole with Fruitopia, but that was also clawed away from us by the powers that be. This primal lack of fruit-flavored slacker beverages is destroying society as we know it. A new drink associated with indie comics or hippie revival chic would be the first step in healing the world.
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portland will always have hot lips soda until their last couple locations close I guess then they won't
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JAnon posted:sorry but I wasn't born before 9/11. Lol look at this person pulling out of there ares this hilariously fake alibi's for why they didn't secret plan 9/11. Were onto your game, your not the first 9/11 planner to try this one pal!
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There were always porno mags out in the woods
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Grimace wasn’t a man, he was a cage. You could get inside of him and grab his ribs and just shake and shake him. You could also crawl inside of Mayor McCheese’s head.
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when it was the 90s there was time for Klax oh how we had such time for Klax
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I ate a bunch of candy cigarettes and played in a sewer. I'm pretty sure every kid played in a sewer.
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Coca Cola tried a different recipe, but it sucked. This is why Classic Coke will always be a thing. The McDLT was the best burger McDonalds will ever make. Oh and Star Trek was good. Heavy handed and pretty clumsy sometimes, but always sincere. Post modernism has ruined so much. E: the World Wide Web didn’t exist until I was in my twenties, so I had to communicate with little pieces of paper that I would write on with something that could make permanent marks on paper, a thing made from trees, which I would fold up and put into an envelope, also made from trees and then send it through the mail. I would have to wait several days for a response. I can’t help but wonder if people who have grown up with instant gratification can even comprehend letters as a form of communication. If you wanted to make videogames on the 8bit home computers of the time you learned assembly language. That meant a lot of visits to the library. E: oh and we could play outside until it got dark because neighbours looked out for each other and it was really loving cool. We played at construction sites on the weekend and no one gave a poo poo. If you got hurt, nobody sued anyone because it was your own goddamn fault and you should have seen that rebar sticking out before you jumped, dumbass. Like the poster below me, my dad totally stole cable, he was an electronics technician and everything was analog back then so it was super easy. I think he even ran it as a side hustle. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 25, 2023 |
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To play video games you shoved blocks into a larger block that you plugged into your TV with 3 cables, or if you were a rich kid, something called a "scart" cable. You couldn't save but the game gave you codes that you would write down. Your dad and all his friends stole "cable". Everyone stole this "cable" because nobody wanted to pay the man and it was the only way to watch anything good on TV.
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Better. Not staring at this dumb piece of glass in my pocket. I would actually do things like draw and play video games.
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# ? Jun 23, 2024 23:02 |
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Sex started out deadly then safe then deadly then sorta safe again. Everyone was repressed then it was a fuckfest then a fearfest then a pornfest right on closing time. Drugs were everywhere then everyone was drunk then square then everyone freaked out then coked up, then loved up Music sucked then it didn't then it did didnt did didn't did didnt
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