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Henchman of Santa posted:Seymour Skinner: a man to emulate Yes. And then I've gotten infographic replies that "Conservatives" are sharing that and a few other fake pipeline protest photos to "embarrass" protest supporters for having tried to "Fake" it, so watch out.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Seymour Skinner: a man to emulate I got that, from one of my "extremely woke" FB friends. I recognized it immediately, but if I hadn't I think I could have easily figured out it wasn't modern.
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Sep 16, 2016 03:55
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 It's so weird because I always figured the first time my jaw ever hit the floor it would be louder, but instead it was a soft thud. The more you know.
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Sep 16, 2016 04:08
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gently caress i hate white people
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Sep 16, 2016 04:11
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Scarf posted:gently caress i hate white people (not empty quote)
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Sep 16, 2016 04:25
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Scarf posted:gently caress i hate white people 
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Sep 16, 2016 04:26
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Here's the twist:  Neither him nor the recipient of the comment are white. (They're not black, either, obviously.)
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Sep 16, 2016 04:30
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Sep 16, 2016 04:33
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cash crab posted:Here's the twist: I knew it. A goddamn Chinese.
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Sep 16, 2016 04:34
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oldpainless posted:I knew it. A goddamn Chinese. I'm ashamed to admit that this made me snort laughing.
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Sep 16, 2016 04:35
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oldpainless posted:I knew it. A goddamn Chinese.  He is.
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Sep 16, 2016 04:43
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Ularg posted:Ooooh nooooo A friend of my mother was cleaning out her sons room because he finally moved out, and is selling his stuff because he doesn't want to deal with it, and said it was okay. She had my mom over and asked her what one of the things was that she found under his bed. It was a buttplug with a raccoon tail attached to it. My mom did explain to her what it was, but the friend argued with her and said it must be a decorative bottle stopper. She was sure she was going to get a lot of money for it because it was so nice.
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Sep 16, 2016 05:10
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Bast Relief posted:A friend of my mother was cleaning out her sons room because he finally moved out, and is selling his stuff because he doesn't want to deal with it, and said it was okay. She had my mom over and asked her what one of the things was that she found under his bed. It was a buttplug with a raccoon tail attached to it. My mom did explain to her what it was, but the friend argued with her and said it must be a decorative bottle stopper. She was sure she was going to get a lot of money for it because it was so nice. I mean... she's not wrong if she goes to the right market.
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Sep 16, 2016 05:21
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Sep 16, 2016 05:25
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Munchables posted:Oh boy youtube comments: Who are these people getting in "honorable" fights? I figure if everyone involved is a decent enough person for that, they're probably not throwing punches to begin with.
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Sep 16, 2016 05:27
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Bast Relief posted:A friend of my mother was cleaning out her sons room because he finally moved out, and is selling his stuff because he doesn't want to deal with it, and said it was okay. She had my mom over and asked her what one of the things was that she found under his bed. It was a buttplug with a raccoon tail attached to it. My mom did explain to her what it was, but the friend argued with her and said it must be a decorative bottle stopper. She was sure she was going to get a lot of money for it because it was so nice. what kind of an rear end in a top hat doesn't clean his room as he's moving out
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Sep 16, 2016 05:56
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Cumslut1895 posted:what kind of an rear end in a top hat doesn't clean his room as he's moving out A tiny rear end in a top hat, apparently, considering his buttplugs fit in the neck of a bottle.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:15
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Munchables posted:Oh boy youtube comments: Yea, and I bet black people also don't bow and use Estus charges! Cumslut1895 posted:what kind of an rear end in a top hat doesn't clean his room as he's moving out Old roommate I talked about in the AUG thread just left a porn dvd sitting out in the middle of the room. And my god the bathtub looked like it was covered in ash.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:29
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Ularg posted:Yea, and I bet black people also don't bow and use Estus charges! I literally can't imagine being that person.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:48
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cash crab posted:Here's the twist: If you use that slur it makes you an honorary white. It's like saying Paki as an American, you're a racist Brit for the moment
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Sep 16, 2016 07:11
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Bast Relief posted:It was a buttplug with a raccoon tail attached to it. My mom did explain to her what it was Congrats on your mom being the local furry butt plug aficionado!
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Sep 16, 2016 07:24
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Ularg posted:Ooooh nooooo This is one of the times you need some thing in the picture for scale. At first glance I thought it was a set of dumbbells.
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Sep 16, 2016 07:55
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Jippa posted:This is one of the times you need some thing in the picture for scale. At first glance I thought it was a set of dumbbells. holy shiiiiiiit I did not look at that picture close enough and thought that they were old timey round dumbbells too. God dammit, I was really confused how someone could confuse weights for a dog toy. gently caress I'm dumb
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Sep 16, 2016 08:10
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Buckets posted:holy shiiiiiiit Have you seen dog toys
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EL BROMANCE posted:Congrats on your mom being the local furry butt plug aficionado! M-m-m-mums are people too..?! Goongrats on growing up in a suburban whitebread heckhole
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Sep 16, 2016 09:38
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Sep 16, 2016 09:42
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EL BROMANCE posted:"Goongrats"? Holy loving poo poo. That's been a thing since the beginning of time
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Sep 16, 2016 09:49
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Yeah and it's hilarious that someone is still using it in 2016. Funnier than my silly little joke, so "goongrats" to him I guess.
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Sep 16, 2016 09:51
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 I guess all those people who died were just meant to. Sorry, god wanted you dead.
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Sep 16, 2016 10:13
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah and it's hilarious that someone is still using it in 2016. Funnier than my silly little joke, so "goongrats" to him I guess. goondolences on your lack of humor
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Sep 16, 2016 10:14
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Tiggum posted:
Tbf this is any of those moronic "I'm so blessed to have survived/God was protecting me" spiels, where it falls apart into evil crowing if you think for even a second about it
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Sep 16, 2016 10:21
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It's great because it's just people really not thinking through the message they are trying to send.
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Sep 16, 2016 10:26
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Ritchie Valens died from a coin toss. Imagine all the things that had to occur, not only in his life, but in everybody else's, to arrange it so that on that particular night, he would be in a position, to live or die, depending on a flipping coin. I bet if you became obsessed with that idea... well, there's no point dreading on it.
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Sep 16, 2016 10:52
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah and it's hilarious that someone is still using it in 2016. Funnier than my silly little joke, so "goongrats" to him I guess. I don't think you "get" "Something Awful"  
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Sep 16, 2016 11:21
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Tiggum posted:
that's some cheap rear end lovely shoes if you have to go directly to the drug store after putting them on
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Sep 16, 2016 11:37
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Attitude Indicator posted:that's some cheap rear end lovely shoes if you have to go directly to the drug store after putting them on I'd like to know where you find new dress shoes that don't cause blisters.
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Xen Tricks posted:Tbf this is any of those moronic "I'm so blessed to have survived/God was protecting me" spiels, where it falls apart into evil crowing if you think for even a second about it I remember in the weeks right after 9/11 there were people going on talk shows and getting a pass and a platform for saying things that would have got them tomatoed off the stage at any other time (or so I hope). Like one I remember distinctly where a guy claimed to have been in one of the towers when the attacks happened, like on the 70th floor or something, as high as it was plausible to have been and still survived. He said he looked out the window, saw the plane approaching, and immediately said a quick prayer pleading for his life. And as he watched, in the split second before the plane hit, he says he saw it jink slightly to the side, so that it missed him/his floor and spared him. Lord knows how much of that story is true, like whether he was even actually in New York at the time. But just imagining the theological significance of a claim like that.. It makes me heave to this day to think—never mind the cynicism of the guy making up such a thing, but the mindset that would allow someone to believe it upon hearing it.
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Buckets posted:Ritchie Valens died from a coin toss. Imagine all the things that had to occur, not only in his life, but in everybody else's, to arrange it so that on that particular night, he would be in a position, to live or die, depending on a flipping coin. I bet if you became obsessed with that idea...  Go on...
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Munchables posted:Oh boy youtube comments: If you find yourself getting into enough street fights to develop a code of honor, perhaps you should rethink a few of your life choices.
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ACTION AMERICAN posted:If you find yourself getting into enough street fights to develop a code of honor, perhaps you should rethink a few of your life choices. Getting drunk and having fun outside is never a bad choice. You know some people do fight for fun right?
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