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That's just loving gross. Can I get the maggots without the cheese, please? EDIT: the best snype
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Unlicensed importer of forbidden Italian maggot cheese isn't glamorous work, but it pays the bills.
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Feb 18, 2020 06:24
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Kenning posted:One of my favorite paragraphs on Wikipedia: That paragraph is a loving journey.
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Feb 18, 2020 07:21
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wizzardstaff posted:That paragraph is a loving journey. The fact that this line: quote:The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. is about a food product never gets old.
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Feb 18, 2020 08:26
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"When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten." Thats how you advertise
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Feb 18, 2020 08:40
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I wanna know who the hungry, probably starving dude who had to eat it first is
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Feb 18, 2020 08:50
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I'm more into the dude who decided to pivot really hard and be like, "Actually it's way better this way you losers are missing out. Also it'll probably make you horny idk."
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Feb 18, 2020 09:18
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It reminds me of when Ashens tested out a food-sealing machine that shrinkwrapped food in a vacuum by wrapping sausages with it, having control sausages with normal sandwich bags/clingfilm, and comparing how they survived 3 months in his fridge. The machine sealed sausages had an interesting aspect in that there was clearly decay, as the bag had inflated over time so gas was being released as the bacteria broke down the sausage, but when the bag was ruptured, there was absolutely no smell. Apparently, Bacteria making things rot isn't what makes the rotten smell associated with off food, but some interaction that that process has with the atmosphere. Starved of atmosphere, no smell.
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Feb 18, 2020 09:19
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That’s how you get botulism.
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Feb 18, 2020 09:24
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BioEnchanted posted:It reminds me of when Ashens tested out a food-sealing machine that shrinkwrapped food in a vacuum by wrapping sausages with it, having control sausages with normal sandwich bags/clingfilm, and comparing how they survived 3 months in his fridge. The machine sealed sausages had an interesting aspect in that there was clearly decay, as the bag had inflated over time so gas was being released as the bacteria broke down the sausage, but when the bag was ruptured, there was absolutely no smell. Apparently, Bacteria making things rot isn't what makes the rotten smell associated with off food, but some interaction that that process has with the atmosphere. Starved of atmosphere, no smell. I always heard smell was a function of taste. How did it taste?
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Feb 18, 2020 09:32
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Detective No. 27 posted:I've been meaning to set up a pi-hole for years. I've tried twice so far and every time it makes my internet super unreliable. My phone won't even connect to my wifi anymore because it thinks the wifi has no internet. Its a shame cause i really like the idea of the pihole.
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Feb 18, 2020 09:44
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I was considering doing DIY prosciutto, so I looked up the recipe. Take the pork leg, soak it in a brine for 3 days - Check Hang it in a cool, dry place for 9 months - check If there's mold on it, that's fine, just cut it off before serving - ehhhh... If there's maggots, cut that chunk off and it will be fine - never mind.
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AFewBricksShy posted:I was considering doing DIY prosciutto, so I looked up the recipe. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438423&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post432200869
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Feb 18, 2020 12:49
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Yeah, there are definitely foods where you absolutely do not want to peek behind the curtain. Especially if you like to eat them.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Just being reminded what Casu Marzu is makes me :vomit: JacquelineDempsey posted:Was looking into better options anyways because Adblock doesn't seem to be able to block specific SA avatars like my old machine did. I like having av's on, but some are just terrible (Casu Marzu, I'm looking in your direction). LITERALLY A BIRD posted:You may be happy to know I came across Casu Marzu in a thread recently and they have changed their avatar  Or did I? 
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Casu Marzu posted:
As a vermiphobe, I literally can't stand you. Dumb marketing move: the Venetian casino is using the Veruca Salt song from Willy Wonka to advertise their stately pleasure dome. I'm sure they didn't just forget it was an example of total assholitude, though, so it might actually be brilliant.
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Feb 19, 2020 00:17
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Beachcomber posted:Dumb marketing move: the Venetian casino is using the Veruca Salt song from Willy Wonka to advertise their stately pleasure dome.
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hyperhazard posted:I'm guessing you mean the old movie, but I'm having fun picturing a casino telling its patrons what friends they'll meet in the garbage chute. The remake was 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'
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Feb 19, 2020 00:37
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Shai-Hulud posted:I've tried twice so far and every time it makes my internet super unreliable. My phone won't even connect to my wifi anymore because it thinks the wifi has no internet. Its a shame cause i really like the idea of the pihole. there's gotta be a way to force a device to connect to internetless wifi, but I haven't messed with it- Like my internet goes down sometimes when I can't afford it but I still use my network for file transfers and remote control etc
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Feb 19, 2020 02:08
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my phone will connect to my wifi even when the wifi has no internet, even when this means giving me 404s until i manually turn wifi off and give it no other choice than to use the 4g
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Feb 19, 2020 02:12
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Casu Marzu posted:
ah i like this av, its just havin a good time dancin
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Feb 19, 2020 02:45
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I like that av on its own. Dancing worms out of context: good Dancing worms as an intrinsic component of a food product: bad
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Feb 19, 2020 02:53
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Phone posting but it’s a detection scheme for captive portals. If iOS can’t resolve captive.apple.com/something, it assumes the page that does load is a captive portal login page. IDK if the above is http or https; if it’s http you could slap something together on your internal network.
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Feb 19, 2020 03:12
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My Android phone can tell between captive portal and "internet's broken" and in the latter it just carries on using mobile data.
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Feb 19, 2020 03:28
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Casu Marzu posted:
YEAH, BUDDY. I recall when you had something else for a time, and now it's back. Jerk. (j/k I love your GWS posts and advice, but yeah, if I'm making risotto or have a question about cheese and go to GWS for help, I don't wanna see that poo poo. It's ublock for your av, friend)
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Feb 19, 2020 09:05
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Casu Marzu posted:
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Feb 19, 2020 09:16
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Beachcomber posted:As a vermiphobe, I literally can't stand you. Adblock the image if it bothers you that much.
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Feb 19, 2020 15:57
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why does a crossword game have fluff like "characterization."
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PhazonLink posted:why does a crossword game have fluff like "characterization." I dunno, why does a puzzle platformer?
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Feb 20, 2020 00:12
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I feel sorry for the people who had to curate and photograph the mould.
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Feb 20, 2020 00:26
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The result of a perfectly logical chain of bad loving decisions
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Feb 20, 2020 00:26
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God drat, there is almost nothing I hate in marketing more than that  ARTIFICIAL nonsense. Like the big scary ~~PRESERVATIVE~~ is the thing to worry about in my whopper and giant fries. If it's that bad why are you using it in all your foods right now.
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Feb 20, 2020 00:29
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If salt was an artificial preservative, we would have banned it a long time ago.
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Platystemon posted:I feel sorry for the people who had to curate and photograph the mould. definitely. also i feel for the one or more persons that raised their hands in a marketing meeting and said.. "hey, maybe we shouldn't show our burgers looking rotted and molded" i can almost picture the inevitable  non-explanation the ad people gave them.
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Is this not the Onion thread? There's this audio log in Metal Gear where this old man praises the hamburger he's served and appreciates the added preserves in it, because the old man himself is riddled with a bacteria hive-mind. I think he had a point.
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Isn't that because it's exactly like the lovely-rear end hamburgers he remembers from his youth at crappy hamburger joints? which when I come to think of it doesn't seem to quite line up with how old the guy is, dude's old as hell and MGSV takes place in 1984, iirc so these hamburgers the guy is remembering would be from like the 20s or so
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I'm going to say I like the implicit message of 'this is what your food would look like without preservatives so shut the gently caress up' From a marketing standpoint it is a bit baffling though
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