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stickyfngrdboy posted:Far too much veg in that box. Yeah, I've never seen a Munchy box with that amount of salad in it, and the boys in my work get them every Friday for lunch, so I know them well. And where's the onion rings and the giant soggy naan bread that rests atop the entire monstrous mound of food? That's a weaklings' Munchy Box. (Probably a nancy southerner version of the true Glasgow/Ayrshire one.)
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Irisi posted:Yeah, I've never seen a Munchy box with that amount of salad in it, and the boys in my work get them every Friday for lunch Please tell me a munchy box isn't intended to be consumed by one person  This has to be the most horrific box I've learned of since watching Seven. sex pervert fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jun 23, 2013 |
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Rarity posted:I just found out that a girl I work with was the first evictee on this year's Big Brother  Please tell me EVERYTHING because Sallie is an amazing force of nature and I wanted her to win. Is she that mental in real life? Do you like her? She was detested by the BB crowd but I reckon she seemed alright really. Got some mouth on her though
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also as someone who has been watching Big Brother every year, well beyond the point where most people stopped caring, I think the first week of this series has been the best for a long time. The eviction interview on Friday was amazing, it had Rarity's workmate, who is insane, and an actor who had been paid to pretend to be a housemate sat next to eachother. Ensue hilarious car crash TV where the girl pretty much destroyed his interview by interrupting him constantly and incessantly and rudely berating him for being a deceitful and fake arsehole. Because she didn't understand the concept that he was a paid actor.
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Pablo Bluth posted:I once spotted Helen from Big Brother in a branch of WHSmiths. Ten seconds later other people recognised her and started asking for autographs. That's the limit of my BB claim to 'fame'. To tie this in with the current topic of discussion, I served Eugene from Big Brother in a McDonalds. Nice chap.
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I saw Rachael the Beyonce lookalike from Big Brother 2010 in Leeds station once, and saw the modern day caveman Nathan from the same series getting off a train near Bradford. I think Rodrigo the Brazilian lived in Leeds too, as lots of folk in the local gay scene said he was well known for being predatory in gay clubs.
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Jun 23, 2013 19:22
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Paperhouse posted:
Not having seen her on the show I can't really say how she compares to her in real life. She's definitely got a gob on her and a clear 'don't gently caress with me' attitude but she's friendly and gorgeous. If she counts as mental then I know people here who are way more crazy.
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Rarity posted:Not having seen her on the show I can't really say how she compares to her in real life. She's definitely got a gob on her and a clear 'don't gently caress with me' attitude but she's friendly and gorgeous. If she counts as mental then I know people here who are way more crazy. TV adds 10 lbs of crazy.
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Pablo Bluth posted:After that one pleasured herself with the bottle on the lawn, BB really had nowhere left to go. Yeah, I think that was the shark-jumping. It couldn't go anywhere after that.
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"JLC" never recovered from that parody, his work dried up and he began acting like a maniac to his girlfriend. the best thing brookers ever done. edit: apparently itv2 and channel5 kept giving him his own chat show well into 2009
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Is this where I talk about Scott & Bailey?
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VogeGandire posted:There's also the McDownward Spiral, which is where you get a chicken sandwich and the cheeseburger, and put the cheeseburger inside the chicken sandwich.
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Paperhouse posted:
She was strong willed and didn't take no poo poo. The general public were terrified of her. BB always goes the same way: The strong get voted out, then you have the truly vile pieces of poo poo who somehow remain till 4 weeks from the end, then you have the finalists who are always boring fucktards. This is how it always goes apart from the series with Pete.
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I've lay here and watched some Big Brother because you jerks were talking about it earlier. It's still the same old shite. A shower of attention-hungry morons bickering with each other about who is the most real and who's fake and who they've "connected" with. Curiously, they're still completely preoccupied with what "the public" might think of them. Guys, seriously, chill out and enjoy yourselves in there. You're on Channel 5. Nobody is watching. Before the ad break they announced a competition: "FED UP WITH GETTING THE BUS? CAR KEEP BREAKING DOWN? WELL YOU COULD WIN THIS BRAND NEW MINI COOPER!" Well, at least they have a clear target audience in mind. The ads were mostly for albums with songs I've never heard. Also when did "piff" become a word. Christ I'm feeling old.
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Regarde Aduck posted:She was strong willed and didn't take no poo poo. The general public were terrified of her. BB always goes the same way: The strong get voted out, then you have the truly vile pieces of poo poo who somehow remain till 4 weeks from the end, then you have the finalists who are always boring fucktards. This is how it always goes apart from the series with Pete. That series was just as bad. Grace and Nikki were awful and while Aisleyne made it to the final 3 she was treated like poo poo by the show and the media
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sex pervert posted:Also when did "piff" become a word. Christ I'm feeling old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd_-Bjt30PU Around 1995 Rarity posted:That series was just as bad. Grace and Nikki were awful and while Aisleyne made it to the final 3 she was treated like poo poo by the show and the media My favourite thing about Aisleyne was that her and Charlie Brooker became mates and she was in a few Screenwipes and that
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sex pervert posted:Please tell me a munchy box isn't intended to be consumed by one person (To be fair, the larger munchy boxes are eaten in two parts - the first while drunk, the rest the next morning when you wake up filled with self-loathing and cholesterol)
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These What A Load of Buzzcocks (clip show/documentary?) episode on't BBC2 are amazing, if unnerving seeing the 90s like that
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sex pervert posted:I've lay here and watched some Big Brother because you jerks were talking about it earlier. It's still the same old shite. A shower of attention-hungry morons bickering with each other about who is the most real and who's fake and who they've "connected" with. Curiously, they're still completely preoccupied with what "the public" might think of them. Guys, seriously, chill out and enjoy yourselves in there. You're on Channel 5. Nobody is watching.
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goatface posted:It's all wrapped up in too much "We love the 90's" fuckery. I stopped watching when Lamarr left. I feel this was the best decision I ever made.
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One Swell Foop posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01sjj11/Sketchorama_Series_2_Episode_4/
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WastedJoker posted:I stopped watching when Lamarr left. I feel this was the best decision I ever made.
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Good news to Alternative Comedy Experience fans who have the correct Sky package! The Alternative Comedy Experience is available on Sky's Box Set thing so you can download them all with no adverts, which has my day sorted.
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Akuma posted:The Amstell period was great, though!  Really do not like Amstell.
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FelixMeOneMoreTime posted:I saw Rachael the Beyonce lookalike from Big Brother 2010 in Leeds station once, and saw the modern day caveman Nathan from the same series getting off a train near Bradford. I think Rodrigo the Brazilian lived in Leeds too, as lots of folk in the local gay scene said he was well known for being predatory in gay clubs. I was in a Costa having a sit down and a latte when I looked up at the gentleman next to me. He was talking to his friend with an accent like they have across the Atlantic. I was trying to figure out where I knew him from. All I could see in my head was a memory of him shouting, angrily. I racked my brains. I knew this bloke, but why did I have memories of him shouting and making me uncomfortable? Had he been a former teacher of mine? Had I upset him when I was drunk? Had I once fought this man bravely in a bar whilst in a blackout? That idea gained traction. He was dressed funny, what was it? Army man. He was in the army? Was I in the army? We were on opposing sides of the Great Transatlantic War of 2005? Was he my brother in arms against the axis of evil? Was it he that threw himself on that grenade for me? My friend, my brother, my saviour...! It was a Big Brother contestant. His name may have been Dan.
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WastedJoker posted:
Amstell period was ten times better than Lamarr and the only time the show was really worth watching. Also, watch Grandma's House.
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I met Shabby from Big Brother. She was sitting on a curb with a hat and a guitar, because that's what Shabby from Big Brother does. I took a begrudging photo with her because I'd actually wanted to meet Josie Gibson, who didn't turn up  BB11 was the only one I ever watched, but it was fantastic. None of the other series ever interested me, but for that one I was even reading the Twitter feed for thrilling updates about Josie picking John-James' nose. And then straight after that it went to Channel 5, and all the contestants were these unbelievably awful 'trendy' under-30s and it was so loving bad that the only proper resolution would have been to gas the entire house. Is it still like that, or have they realised now that the trick to making a TV show about people's personalities is to put people with personalities in the house?
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I served the guy that won the first Big Brother (Cameron?) at his brothers wedding. I also served Michelle McManus some potatoes, that's about the extent of my claim to fame aside from being on You've Been Framed when I was 3.
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:I met Shabby from Big Brother. She was sitting on a curb with a hat and a guitar, because that's what Shabby from Big Brother does. I took a begrudging photo with her because I'd actually wanted to meet Josie Gibson, who didn't turn up I've been watching this series. Off the top of my head, very few are normal contestants, as far as these things go. Mostly nobodies that have agents or publicists. I'll try and run them down. Sallie Axl. 'Glamour model', although I've never seen her before. Makes the effort, I guess. Works with forums user Rarity (doing what? Is Rarity a glamour model? Probably) Michael. An actor employed by Big Brother. Doesn't really count, obviously. A mother and daughter combo. Mother was on some 70s shows as a pretty face or a dancer or something. Daughter was in a girlband that was ALMOST SIGNED (SHE WOULD'VE BEEN SO HUGE DUDES REALLY) and got addicted to drugs and is now clean. A nerd in expensive clothes called Dexter (I think). Complains that he gained notoriety when 'the papers' published a story about him (a nobody) spending £120000 on champagne one night in a bar, complete with picture. He obviously paid for this coverage, and it was likely in the Express or the Daily Star. Part of his story is that he has all these sexy girlfriends because of his wealth, although on last night's show he was trying to have a conversation about being experienced with a woman in her 40s and it was cringe cringe cringe. Daley. Professional Boxer who grew up with Dappy and Tulisa and has a Secret Origin that has yet to be revealed. Hazel. Model. Says she's not a glamour model, but all her output seems to be promotional work in bikinis. Geena. Like Dexter, has been in the papers before. Her mum gives her £40000 a week pocket money or something. That was a news story. Jemima. Runs a famous dating agency or something. Might be something more to her story, but I've forgotten. Dan. Hot Cop. Body, hair, charisma. Was a detective on Operation Yewtree, arrested Jim Davidson (or something). No idea what could POSSIBLY throw a detective on a case like that into the mix on a show owned by the same company as national newspapers... That's 10 you can guarantee did not go through the old fashioned auditions process. I'm not even sure if there is an audition process anymore. The rest of the housemates are: a pair of singing male twins (might belong in the above category, but I will give them the benefit of the doubt), a lesbian who receives information on secret tasks from moths (classic big bro), a deaf child, a woman who looked at a caravan and a bland bland man. A blandman. A blaman. A blan. Blan to win.
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My girlfriend is making me watch Tipping Point, please send help. Urgently
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gently caress, just realised that Wimbledon means no Pointless. Had just put the kettle on as well.
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WastedJoker posted:I stopped watching when Lamarr left. I feel this was the best decision I ever made. You must be pretty bad at making decisions, amstell was fantastic, his opening joke about lamarr basically summed up lamarr's tired schtick This is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUkRFOYst4&t=54s simons banter with danny dyer was probably my favourite buzzcocks moment apart from preston walking out.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:simons banter with danny dyer was probably my favourite buzzcocks moment apart from preston walking out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQrjweCqE8&t=145s
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Fatty posted:gently caress, just realised that Wimbledon means no Pointless. If you can get over Bradley Walsh (I have just recently), then the Chase is still on ITV. The folks on it the day won a cool £50,000 Also, it's poo poo that you can't get ITV1HD in Scotland.
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Nah, I've found since I got my new Virgin DVR box thingy that I can't watch anything with adverts anymore. Anything on cable I'll record and watch later, I'd never bother to record The Chase. Also, part of the point of Pointless isn't just getting the right answer, its actively doing better than the contestants. That and the witty banter.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:simons banter with danny dyer was probably my favourite buzzcocks moment apart from preston walking out. Simon's best moment was when he totally skewered Noel Fielding for just making up random poo poo and passing it off as comedy 
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