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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Kuros posted:

Just get her a bracelet.

Ah, we got a thinker here boys.

What a shameful snype. The shade is on you for having see this every time you reload the page.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Schad is on us because that's how that trick is supposed to go

strange

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phuzun posted:

What the hell was that electrical arc?

Could've been a thermal "space blanket" or sleeping bag, floaty mylar and power lines don't mix well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzefJfBbNA

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Large Testicles posted:

no but there was one dude who would show up to parties who was known as The Chester Molester and we made sure that any girl there knew why he got that name and to stay the gently caress away from him. i don't know who he was friends with or why he was even allowed at the parties

Poor Chester :(

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Jean Jacket is hungry

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
New Rufford ford vid dropped, whole lotta totaled vehicles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkeRQqKO38Y

This one's unique in that we get both a guy explaining to his friend on the phone that he :airquote:got his car stuck:airquote:, and a :airquote:repair attempt:airquote: by trying to just blow the water out the engine.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Seth Pecksniff posted:

You post a video about a dude essentially being pancaked by a train, people are going to think he's dead. It's sheer dumb luck that he survived.

Splicer posted:

Holy poo poo how is he not dead. This defies all physics and human anatomy. I assume he "survived" in the most technical of sense.

I wonder how much the fact that he had his arm pointed at the train helped.

e: I didn't mean this as a ONE WEIRD TRICK TO SURVIVE BEING HIT BY A TRAIN

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/GN7GBDV.mp4

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


This guy didn't watch enough Takeshi's Castle

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

He drowned and died.

The dog too

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I

pro starcraft loser posted:

Imagine being in a porta potty for a few minutes and come out to the camp site like that.
These meagre plastic walls cannot contain my gastric might.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Crossposting from the MLB thread:

bawfuls posted:

the biggest media dweeb in the Dodgers orbit hosed himself up on the Brewers slide today

https://twitter.com/ChadMoriyama/status/1560076083289919488

And the aftermath

https://twitter.com/molly_knight/status/1560101992776617984

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Phuzun posted:

Does that count as a ball?

Not anymore.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

...how?

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018


We need to outlaw slides. Or sportscasters. One of the two.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
I disapprove of this recasting of Mr Glass

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
edit: ^^^ :argh:


lol he's in a cast and they can't stop laughing at him.



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I feel bad but also lmao at the reveal of the cast

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

A tribute to a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Everything was padded....it's not like he hit the wall at light speed or something either. I get the feeling that dude was the kid that would always find ways to get hurt at recess. Spranged ankle getting off a swing, broken wrist falling off the monkey bars, bloody nose from walking into a tetherball pole. We all knew one.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Robobot posted:

Everything was padded....it's not like he hit the wall at light speed or something either. I get the feeling that dude was the kid that would always find ways to get hurt at recess. Spranged ankle getting off a swing, broken wrist falling off the monkey bars, bloody nose from walking into a tetherball pole. We all knew one.

I think it's obvious from the video that the dude never went down a slide before.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/wFFEmZA.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




that was totally her bird

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
lol, "good luck with that!"

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Carthag Tuek posted:

that was totally her bird

Obviously. Why else would she be buying so much bird food?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
FailArmy posted a special Australia compilation. Not recommended for arachnophobes :spiderguy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LA2YUFaVrA

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Gender reveal party

https://i.imgur.com/JkPiR94.mp4

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That totally looks like a dude that would have a gender reveal party.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"Anyway, it's a girl." :effort:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Why would you strike an elastic balloon with a blunt object if your goal was to pierce it?

Actually, anyone having a gender reveal party already gives me the answers I need

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The balloon pops to reveal a flounder. Sunglasses drops to his knees shaking his fist at the sky. "MY KID'S A drat FISH!! gently caress YOU GOD, A FISH!!!!!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Dude has VetBro written all over him

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

bawfuls posted:

the biggest media dweeb in the Dodgers orbit hosed himself up on the Brewers slide today

https://twitter.com/ChadMoriyama/status/1560076083289919488

lol, they've been showing this like every 15 minutes on my local news (MKE). The anchors keep saying "has he never been on a slide before?" and stuff like that lol.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007


Elaborate miscarriage announcement

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

davidspackage posted:

"Anyway, it's a girl." :effort:

Obviously genderless. Until that balloon is found we will never know.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dude has VetBro written all over him

IDK, he refrained from using a tacticlol hatchet on that balloon

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Can't rely on beards, polos and oakleys as vet identifiers.

Like, I have a beard and wear Wiley X sunglasses (a decade old pair at that, not made by luxottica), not one loving polo in my place, nor anything made by Oakley.

Oakleys aren't mil issue either, they're just mil spec. Mil issue is Wiley X. But every cop has a pair of Oakleys, and oakley boots, because they went really hard at advertising to cops.

My guess is that guy is a cop. Explains why he failed so miserably at everything he did in that clip.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Phuzun posted:

Elaborate miscarriage announcement

Your poison womb is killing whales in the Pacific.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Can't rely on beards, polos and oakleys as vet identifiers.

Like, I have a beard and wear Wiley X sunglasses (a decade old pair at that, not made by luxottica), not one loving polo in my place, nor anything made by Oakley.

Oakleys aren't mil issue either, they're just mil spec. Mil issue is Wiley X. But every cop has a pair of Oakleys, and oakley boots, because they went really hard at advertising to cops.

My guess is that guy is a cop. Explains why he failed so miserably at everything he did in that clip.

I look like a chud a lot of the time. Goatee, baseball cap (rarely), cheap sunglasses (also rarely), but when I look at myself in the mirror when I'm in my car I could easily be mistaken for one. In fact, I've been mistaken for a cop before.... somehow.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Push El Burrito posted:

Obviously genderless. Until that balloon is found we will never know.
ANBAB

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