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Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am an Eagles fan. Your hero lost to a second string guy.

I think Brady set the record for yardage in a Super Bowl in that game.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:47

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:30

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Groovelord Neato posted:

I think Brady set the record for yardage in a Super Bowl in that game.

But the second string guy was only 10 yards less. Also he won the game

# ? Sep 11, 2021 01:02

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Brady refuses to shake the hand of the backup QB who beat his rear end

He's still bitter about it

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Shinjobi posted:

Brady refuses to shake the hand of the backup QB who beat his rear end

He's still bitter about it

yeah I bet he is

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:08

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

bitter? i thought he only bit his son

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:09

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Groovelord Neato posted:

I think Brady set the record for yardage in a Super Bowl in that game.

He might have, but the the second string guy also did

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Groovelord Neato posted:

I think Brady set the record for yardage in a Super Bowl in that game.

I took a massive swampy poo poo earlier.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

He might have, but the the second string guy also did

Brady had 505 which is the most, while Foles had 373 and isn't the second most ever. Kurt Warner had games with 414 in his win and 377 in the one he lost with the Cardinals.

However, Tom Br*dy cheats and is evil, so when you adjust for that, he actually had -31 yards, so he can gently caress off.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:17

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

fartknocker posted:

Brady had 505 which is the most, while Foles had 373 and isn't the second most ever. Kurt Warner had games with 414 in his win and 377 in the one he lost with the Cardinals.

However, Tom Br*dy cheats and is evil, so when you adjust for that, he actually had -31 yards, so he can gently caress off.

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Goddamn bud light is rear end

Switching to bourbon

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:27

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

Goddamn bud light is rear end

Switching to bourbon

just remember. gently caress Tom Brady.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:31

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

gently caress Tom B

# ? Sep 11, 2021 06:50

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

whiskey and wëëd here, but none the less;

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just remember. gently caress Tom Brady.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress Tom Brady.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:00

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mister Fister posted:

Tom Brady was feeling charitable for your fanbase and historically underachieving team. And the city of Philadelphia, which is a total dump. Totally understandable. Tom Brady is a generous man.

Tom brady lost the superbowl twice to a guy who's mom still cuts the drawstrings off of his hoodies so he doesnt accidentally strangle himself

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:09

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Nooner posted:

Tom brady lost the superbowl twice to a guy who's mom still cuts the drawstrings off of his hoodies so he doesnt accidentally strangle himself

gently caress lol

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

imagine being so bitchmade that you try to defend tom br*dy

lmao what an awful existence

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chinatown posted:

imagine being so bitchmade that you try to defend tom br*dy

lmao what an awful existence

We tolerate some real sick fucks on this message forums thats for sure

# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:14

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Nooner posted:

Tom brady lost the superbowl twice to a guy who's mom still cuts the drawstrings off of his hoodies so he doesnt accidentally strangle himself

Fuckin lol

# ? Sep 11, 2021 10:25

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Nooner posted:

Tom brady lost the superbowl twice to a guy who's mom still cuts the drawstrings off of his hoodies so he doesnt accidentally strangle himself

This is the ideal quarterback body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Chinatown posted:

imagine being so bitchmade that you try to defend tom br*dy

lmao what an awful existence

# ? Sep 11, 2021 14:18

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

fartknocker posted:

This is the ideal quarterback body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

That's my quarterback *cries*

# ? Sep 11, 2021 14:22

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mods ban anyone who even faintly praises Brady

# ? Sep 11, 2021 14:40

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

# ? Sep 11, 2021 14:55

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Tom Brady invests heavily into doge

# ? Sep 11, 2021 15:27

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

fartknocker posted:

This is the ideal quarterback body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Sure does

https://twitter.com/ShirtlessSBowl?s=09

https://twitter.com/ShirtlessSBowl/status/1242119159607066626?s=19

# ? Sep 11, 2021 15:33

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

gently caress Tom for schilling Crypto.

# ? Sep 13, 2021 03:59

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

"Man that Tom Brady sure does suck" - Said a bunch of dumbasses online (while they secretly start him in all their fantasy leagues but won't admit to it here in a million years)

Touchdown Tom is your God.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:44

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

You know T*m isn�t going to kiss you for defending his honor, right? It�s not like you�re his son or anything

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:51

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

never forget.
gently caress Tom Brady

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:52

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I'm late to the party, what did Tom Brody do?

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:53

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brother Tadger posted:

You know T*m isn�t going to kiss you for defending his honor, right? It�s not like you�re his son or anything

Actually... i am. And it's an honor to make out with literal GOD.

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:54

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

stupid PIECE of poo poo

# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:59

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'm late to the party, what did Tom Brody do?

Won big again

Made nerds mad

Continued to be a loving weirdo

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:00

The Modern Leper: Dec 25, 2008; You must be a masochist

Swapping parts and roles is not acting, but rather emancipation from expectation
Collectivism and autonomy are not mutually exclusive
Those who find discomfort in your goals of liberation will be issued no apology
And gently caress Tom Brady!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9l9HBJ1o0

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:03

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Eat poo poo T*m Br*dy

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:10

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mister Fister posted:

"Man that Tom Brady sure does suck" - Said a bunch of dumbasses online (while they secretly start him in all their fantasy leagues but won't admit to it here in a million years)

Touchdown Tom is your God.

Tom Brady is a piece of poo poo who will die and will rot in the ground before the rest of us inshah'allah

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:11

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I loving hate Tim Brodie

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:35

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Tom BrAIDSy

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mister Fister posted:

"Man that Tom Brady sure does suck" - Said a bunch of dumbasses online (while they secretly start him in all their fantasy leagues but won't admit to it here in a million years)

Touchdown Tom is your God.

I will never have T*m Br*dy on my fantasy team because he sucks farts from a butt

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:48

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:30

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

I think it's cute that grown adults collect virtual representations of malicious power-hungry celebrities like some kind of pokemon and then celebrate how good their collection is at the childrens games they get paid millions of dollars to play, lol

# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:53

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