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i don't understand how that breaks your ribs unless you never consume calcium and also don't lift a weight now and then which, is probably the case
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Seems like the easiest fix would be to extend the padded stop about 10 feet back. The padded stop is covering a metal railing that is presumably protecting another drop ... Double slide!
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PhazonLink posted:the baseball Schadenfreude is still Schadenfreude, but yeah seems like someone was bad at simple physics maths, like not as lethal as the goon zipline, but still not good. it's specifically for the mascot, who has a bit more padding/training. they do let people down, but you're definitely signing a waiver first. 
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Dogmeat posted:https://twitter.com/gatodejazz/status/1560129801817427968?s=20&t=CsyMwFbIwiSSTZL1Ug15Jw Ok I can see how he broke his wrist but what kind of styrofoam rear end ribs does this guy have?
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KoRMaK posted:i don't understand how that breaks your ribs unless you never consume calcium and also don't lift a weight now and then It looks like he twisted his arm weirdly underneath himself as he was coming in to the back stop which messed up his wrist and I'm guessing the arm or elbow getting jammed hard against the ribs is what broke them
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It rhymes with 'toot' Genuine 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:edit: ^^^ Never noticed before but his monogrammed scarf thing implies that his legal first name is Mister. Elfface posted:A tribute to a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0 Snowglobe of Doom posted:Not recommended for arachnophobes Heh, no problem, I ain't afraid of no spid's  https://i.imgur.com/J1eLSms.mp4 Again? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
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RatHat posted:Ok I can see how he broke his wrist but what kind of styrofoam rear end ribs does this guy have? he's the radio guy who finally gets to be on TV, so that might factor into the equation. KoRMaK posted:how many drat bytes is this darn png?? fixed, i must have left twitter's tracking code in there. 
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Duzzy Funlop posted:...how? Maybe he has osteoporosis? My family found out under similar circumstances for my Dad. Except it wasn't a slide, it was a flight of stairs. And it wasn't deliberate, he fainted at the top step.
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Takes No Damage posted:Never noticed before but his monogrammed scarf thing implies that his legal first name is Mister. What poured on this person??
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BrianBoitano posted:What poured on this person?? A mouse.
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Weird to see a manual roll up door just in someone's garage like that.
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Watch the dog bed, you can see a mouse/small rat bounce away as the dude panic-strips.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Just another reason I hate roll upp doors. I remember seeing someone unroll a manual roller door once which had a large brushtail possum sleeping inside it, everyone involved was quite surprised and upset about that. 
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Traxis posted:It's Wisconsin they should just have a giant bucket of cheese curds to land in They remove it for visiting teams, who don't deserve the honor. Shaking lemur butt posted:How are you so bad at putting things on top of other, bigger things, that this happens twice?? The counter is sloped and possibly wet, which allows heavy objects like a whole-rear end jar of mustard to fall off. You can see the entire jar well past the edge of the counter before is slides off again. But I do like how the video answers the question "how the hell did you spill mustard like that?
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KoRMaK posted:they thought they were about to get laid, op. by a solid 7 More of a 5.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Gorillaschad, got caught in the rain: Probably off to get a pinacollada
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:What else is in iowa Corn and fat people
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Scratch Monkey posted:Corn and fat people
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Diners that serve a Reuben on white bread with american cheese.
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Shaking lemur butt posted:How are you so bad at putting things on top of other, bigger things, that this happens twice?? I remember there was a topping station like that at a restaurant I worked at, and the pegs to hold the removable cutting board were sort of janky. Sometimes you'd wash the board in the pit then replace it at a slight angle without really noticing. This usually had little to no impact unless you set down, say, several heads of chopped romaine in a large flat cambro with a slightly wet bottom. That would probably slide onto the floor! 
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1560388476603965449?s=20&t=YeI3uHF9C3LqPHI2cSt3NA Make this the new national sport
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1560388476603965449?s=20&t=YeI3uHF9C3LqPHI2cSt3NA This would go really well with the "no time for caution" music. "There's too many humans, Donald, it's impossible!" "No, it's necessary."
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bossy lady posted:First to find the duck becomes president Government experience: passing bills sight unseen
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BrianBoitano posted:Sound not super important Thank you landscaper person 
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