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buddhist nudist
May 16, 2019

Mikl posted:

No, because it seems that Eddie Izzard now identifies as a woman and uses she/her pronouns.

(Good for her, honestly.)

I don't know how to react when D&D posts news that doesn't make me yearn for death.

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012


Ted Rall posted:

California Cops Can Kill You Simply Because They “Feel” Like It

California has just passed a law that was originally intended to reduce the likelihood of police shootings of civilians. But it still allows policemen to assess whether or not to kill you based on their “feelings,” whatever that means.

Tags: California, Cops, emotional detachment disorder, mood rings, necessary, police shootings, shamrock green, Steroids, Technology, weirdos New

First Dog on the Moon: Food! It is the great equaliser. But are you doing it right? Take the quiz now!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



Yes, some people think the only PED is steroids and they instantly make you a giant muscleman.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon: Food! It is the great equaliser. But are you doing it right? Take the quiz now!


I am a smug fucker and apparently also not Australian. I am assuming most everyone here will also get this result.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The Queen signed off on Johnson’s suspension of parliament.

I don’t think there’s enough corgis to save her reputation this time.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

quote:

The U.S. has been in a cold war with China for a while now—even though previous American presidents may not have realized it.

China has taken advantage of that. In fact, they have taken every advantage to advance their power while undermining the U.S. They steal our technology, bend trade deals to their favor, manipulate currency, and threaten us militarily. They are used to having the U.S. being their honey pot and they’ve indulged themselves for far too long. Until President Trump came along. Finally, someone is standing up to China—and it’s not just Hong Kong.

Why is Xi portrayed as Winnie The Pooh in my cartoon? Because dissidents in China were using the rotund cartoon bear as a symbol of Xi. He was promptly banned in China to prevent further mocking. Xi wants his own Mao-like cult of personality. He wants to be worshipped. The fat little bear interferes with that. Therefore, Xi must be associated with Winnie at every turn.

Tyrants must be mocked.

—Ben Garrison



Kirschen posted:

Saudi journalist attacks 'anti-peace' Jordan, calls for normalization with Israel!

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

I mean that last one is true so... A semi-good comic, I guess?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I really, really don't like Winnie the Pooh with human fingers.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

so he's already emptied the US out and even done structural damage to it and now Trump is coming along to provoke him for no reason

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I guess add one more to the “Garrison is a secret furry” pile.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Ben Garrison posted:

China has taken advantage of that. In fact, they have taken every advantage to advance their power while undermining the U.S. They steal our technology, bend trade deals to their favor, manipulate currency, and threaten us militarily. They are used to having the U.S. being their honey pot and they’ve indulged themselves for far too long. Until President Trump came along. Finally, someone is standing up to China—and it’s not just Hong Kong.



Knew this would come in handy.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

There is no bottom to the US supply of Honey! Spend, baby, spend!

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

deeply unsettled by pooh’s detailed human hands

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Oh god, Stantis is gonna stan hard for Biden.

Right up until he wins the nomination, that is, at which point it will be the same ol' "golly gee I don't know which to choose *votes for Trump*"

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


That Ben Garrison rant is perfect.

The Fed is sabotaging the Trump economy by raising rates, they need to lower them to pump up the stock market, oh and we should go back on the gold standard.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Fister Roboto posted:

Oh god, Stantis is gonna stan hard for Biden.

Right up until he wins the nomination, that is, at which point it will be the same ol' "golly gee I don't know which to choose *votes for Trump*"

The quote seems like a knock at his sundowning, seeing as how Guam isn't a state. I don't know whether the quote is real or Stantis made it up because the actual sundown quotes weren't good enough for him. I don't get any Google results for "biden state of guam", so I'll assume the latter.

Infidelicious
Apr 9, 2013


Wait... a good... branco?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Biden has been gaffe-prone for decades, and it’s been especially egregious as of late. While Trump does the same stupid poo poo on a daily basis, conservatives have never been known to be honest with themselves.

Now some on the right may be worried, since Biden’s lead is showing signs of crumbling. Given that Biden was likely a 2016 redux, I imagine they may pivot to calling Warren and Sanders communists more regularly.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Infidelicious posted:

Wait... a good... branco?

No. He isn't saying that the only person who can beat a senile old blowhard is another senile old blowhard. He's saying "Ha ha look at the Democrats who think this doddering fool can defeat our lion-maned very stable genius!"

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

galenanorth posted:

The quote seems like a knock at his sundowning, seeing as how Guam isn't a state. I don't know whether the quote is real or Stantis made it up because the actual sundown quotes weren't good enough for him. I don't get any Google results for "biden state of guam", so I'll assume the latter.

The only Prickly City I ever laughed at was when they said Trump put a tariff on Guam. I think Stantis just finds “Guam” to be a funny word.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

Guest Post By Ian Garrison, MAGA Millennial

World of Warcraft Classic Hype Shows That People Prefer Uniqueness, Not Socialism


As someone who has played Vanilla back in 2006, I was incredibly excited when Blizzard announced that they would re-release the original MMORPG. Apparently, I was not the only one. Major content creators and social media influencers have made it clear that this wasn’t just another expansion—it was “the ultimate World of Warcraft experience.” Yes, the grind would be real this time, where effort meant something, realm reputation was crucial, and being social in the community was critical. No more would gamers have instant group finders or watered-down mobs. Instead, gamers would have to put in the time, meet friends, join a guild, and tackle Azeroth the way Blizzard dreamed of way back in its release of 2004.

World of Warcraft will always have a special place in my heart. It was the game to play. It proved to be quite addicting. Why was that? The graphics weren’t really the best, and back in the day, a slow Internet almost guaranteed that you were disconnected. It was also a game where players spent 50% of the time walking (until you’re able to purchase a mount at level 40 that is) and getting annoyed by all the Leeroy Jenkins out there. (LOL) So why was it so addicting? Why was World of Warcraft re-released? Why was the hype so incredible?

In this post, we will be diving into why that is and the psychology behind it. In fact, it has far more to do with our current culture now than ever before.



I did not get into the game until 11:40 PM. I logged in at 6:00 P.M. It was just about six hours until the infamous Chewy Human Warrior set foot inside Azeroth again. Even upon access to the Bigglesworth Server, I still had to wait in line for quests.

So what’s going on here? Why the big deal? Was it really just all nostalgia for 30 year olds like me?

What’s going on here is that we are absolutely deprived of being somebody, being special, and being different. We are literally starving to be unique.

In the current game, everybody is the same. All the classes have been balanced out. Even the talent trees. Everybody is special. Everybody is the same. Everybody had Thunderfury, and Epics were a dime a dozen. The game got too easy. Blizzard sacrificed effort for convenience and safety. When one gamer complained about the logistics of building a 5 man group for the Deadmines—BOOM—there’s the instant queue in. Oh, and flying mounts? OK Blizzard, let’s just totally take out all human interaction and totally strip people of those awesome PVP battles in Stranglehorn Vale.

What Blizzard had done was take the journey out of something special.

Remember, it’s all about the journey, not the destination.

World of Warcraft Classic revived the journey. It was a journey full of struggles, mystery, excitement, magic, danger, and accomplishment. It was truly a big deal! And it was fun!

The current version of WOW is not fun. Nor is it exciting.

Our current culture isn’t either. It’s bland. Progressives, social justice warriors, and the entire Fake News all push equality and socialism. This destroys a challenge. Why work harder than the next guy?


What we’re seeing in World of Warcraft Classic is a test: to bring back challenging video games that reward effort, not equality or “balance” as Blizzard previously said.

I find it extremely ironic that video games were the first ones to implement “fairness” and “hand holding”, and now they’re implementing, “be somebody and stand out from the crowd” once again.

Azeroth is once again dangerous, exciting, and extremely rewarding.

Ian Garrison, MAGA Millennial and Cultural Observer

:hmmyes:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Welp. :suicide:

I played for a bit last night, and wouldn’t ya know it, General chat for the night elf starting zone was flooded with chuds.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Yeah, sorry, it isn't longer possible to have a knight represent "forces of good" without looking like a massive racist.

Tnega
Oct 26, 2010

Pillbug
What made WoW successful was that it had a well known company and IP behind it, and was not insanely difficult to start playing, so you had a game where it wasn't hard to know someone already playing. (once again, making it even easier) It also ran on Macs. I do have to wonder how much of the joy and hype is from a lack of micro-transaction bullshit.

Yes, I am a bitter FFXI player, why do you ask?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

God, there really is always more of it, and it really is always worse.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Lol the orcs have been the good guys (at least not portrayed as super evil) since warcraft 3

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Tnega posted:

What made WoW successful was that it had a well known company and IP behind it, and was not insanely difficult to start playing, so you had a game where it wasn't hard to know someone already playing. (once again, making it even easier) It also ran on Macs. I do have to wonder how much of the joy and hype is from a lack of micro-transaction bullshit.

Another thing is at least to me it felt like a step up from MMOs I'd played up to that point. Actually having melee active abilities more interesting than 'really strong single target' or 'multi-target melee sweep' felt very fresh. My first character was a Tauren Warrior and I imagined he was goring every mob hit with Charge.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

San Franciscans really need to stop discarding Ramirez toons all over the streets.



RoboRodent posted:

I really, really don't like Donald J Trump with human fingers.



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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Yes, the epitome of freedom: a world created and completely controlled and managed by the creators. From the economy to the goods and services and even speech and behavior. Where the creator can banish you forever without reason or recourse. I seem to remember there being plenty of "safe spaces" where you couldn't be attacked. And the ability to mute people you don't like.
Just the type of thing a true freedom loving patriot loves.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

I did not expect this lmao.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

I know it's dumb as gently caress, but my favorite part about this garbage is that on pretty much every server it was the Horde who were the best at PvP because they were always the side with the lowest population. edit: It's very on brand for a Garrison to complain about hand holding and trumpet the virtues of Risk and Uniqueness while picking the relatively safer option.

also it's dumb as gently caress because wow wasn't that original or special just well polished like basically every blizzard game ever

TGLT fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Aug 28, 2019

Korthal
May 26, 2011


This whole time I thought this artist was pro trump, but is he just violently anti-democrat instead??

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





If you don't want people to talk bad about you when you're dead then don't be an rear end in a top hat when you're alive.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Korthal posted:

This whole time I thought this artist was pro trump, but is he just violently anti-democrat instead??

He is just anti. The man hates.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Hihohe posted:

Lol the orcs have been the good guys (at least not portrayed as super evil) since warcraft 3

WoW's whole Horde vs Alliance thing is taken pretty seriously by some players and I give you no guesses as to what kind of person would be a very serious "The alliance rules, exterminate the dirty horde" player.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I beg you all not to start a horde vs alliance derail. Threads have been ground to dust under those heels.

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

World Famous W posted:

I beg you all not to start a horde vs alliance derail. Threads have been ground to dust under those heels.

Albion forever

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Sucks that I will never get a chance to gank his character because he probably rolled on Whitemane

All the hardcore MAGA kids rolling as alliance / human is a little bit too on the nose

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Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Feldegast42 posted:

Sucks that I will never get a chance to gank his character because he probably rolled on Whitemane

All the hardcore MAGA kids rolling as alliance / human is a little bit too on the nose

Rant says Bigglesworth server. And it sucks that alliance/human is all MAGA. I remember back in the day I made one of every race and ended up going with male human because they have the best /joke lines

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