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dudeness posted:Scythes aren't weapons, unless you're enemy is wheat. These are redditors. Their only exposure to medieval technology is what's in d&d source books
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Nov 23, 2019 17:27
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I got drunk at work drinks and made out with a gay coworker in the presence of my boyfriend.quote:The title is pretty much the long and short of it.
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dudeness posted:Scythes aren't weapons, unless you're enemy is wheat. I'm struggling to imagine a gluten free granola headcapable of wielding a scythe and while it is an amusing image I doubt most of them have the requisite upper body strength.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:*hurriedly waddles over to food-encrusted player's handbook, paws pages apart to reveal the scythe entry under "weapons", smugly smiles while wheezing*  Signed: Bec de'Corbin
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Nov 23, 2019 18:00
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Power Khan posted:throwRA - my (m30) wife (f38) insults me irl and it's spilled over to social media She who owns her husband owns herself. Also the projection on this is screaming.
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Nov 23, 2019 18:12
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BF upset that I can't swim on period. We were planning on driving somewhere for a getaway, but we have to spend 1 night on the road before reaching the airbnb. It just so happened that there's a waterpark/resort thing midway, so it just became the natural choice for a 1-night stopover. Bf called me up excited about the pools/features at the resort ('Babe we're going swimming!!') , but I'm on my period and I told him I wouldn't be able to get in the water. Now, he already knew that I was on my period since it started literally the day before. And we've also been dating for a while so...he knows how it works. There was a bit of back and forth conversation that went something like: Me: Aw babe but I can't swim tomorrow Him: But you can Me: Nah I'm on my period Him: Just swim, dude Me: no dude come on etc etc This kinda went on for about 3 times before he's like: "Just wear a tampon" I have never used a tampon in my life, and I honestly don't feel like I'd try it because I just don't like the idea of intrusive methods of menstrual hygiene. So I say something like 'What? No dude I just told you I can't swim and I don't wanna use a tampon" And he says, "Yes you can, you just need to get over yourself" Things got heated at this point (Me: What???) and he just didn't understand why I didn't want to do it. I actually felt pretty bad because all the reasons I could think of were 'selfish' ones revolving around me not wanting to do it instead of something that is more 'reasonable' ("I am physical unable to use a tampon"). He hung up on me shortly after. We were supposed to set off today around 11am-12pm, but I haven't heard anything from him even after I tried texting to ask what's the plan now. I only just got informed 1 hour ago (It's 6pm) that we were not setting off today after all. And..I also don't know what the plan is now. What do you guys think? I guess it does look like me deliberately not choosing to inconvenience myself for a bit so both of us could have some fun, but part of me still feels pretty indignant. Am I making too big a fuss over nothing? **TL;DR;** : Boyfriend told me to 'get over myself' and use a tampon so we can swim together. But I don't feel like it and now he's mad at me. Am I wrong to be insistent on my choice?
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AITA for being upset about my wife selling her engagement ring? I got engaged to my wife when we were 26, we had been dating for 7 years. I got her engagement ring engraved to say “Semper amemus” which means let us always love, I spent all my savings on her engagement ring and even took a loan out to buy it, it seems silly now but I love her and she deserves the best. We got married at 30, adopted our first child at 32, second child at 35 and now we’re both 40. I recently found out she pawned her engagement ring for £1,200, I spent over nine thousand on her ring. She’s telling me she’s got a bunch of pictures of it and she isn’t a jewellery person anyway which is true in all the years I’ve known her she’s only worn her crucifix and engagement/wedding ring, the wedding ring means everything to her but she doesn’t have any attachment to the engagement ring. I’m completely upset about that She thinks I’m an AH because it was her ring after all and it didn’t mean as much to her as it did to me AITA?
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Nov 23, 2019 18:33
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My Husband Keeps Taking First-Class Airline Upgrades Without Mequote:Dear Prudence, quote:It’s always refreshing to have a complete nonproblem. You and your husband are both mildly ridiculous (he is quite rude, which is worse), and the idea that the struggle is about moving from business class to first class is just … something. Also, “This is domestic first class, so it’s not that great” is going to stay with me for a long time. I am sure the people back in steerage by the malfunctioning toilet are deeply invested in this marital squabble. All I could think of while reading this is that this story is very first world problem  Shame about her selfish husband though
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Nov 23, 2019 18:34
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Not a shitpost, but it would be a lot more interesting if it were My boyfriend texted his friends that he was "pooping me out" on a date night so he could join them to play videogames afterwards. quote:Posting anonymously because I don't want this on my main.
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Nov 23, 2019 18:39
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being upset about my wife selling her engagement ring? Biggest red flag, why sell the ring for 1/8 of its value? Typically its drugs, cheating, gambling, or hidden debt. If you cant wait to sell through a reputable merchant and need cash now, that's the point of a pawn shop.
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Nov 23, 2019 18:40
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:white isn't a race it's a banner of economic imperialist superiority. this is why the japanese are white but rednecks aren't. hope this clarifies things. You ever see a statement so dumb that you can't figure out if it's sarcastic?
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Nov 23, 2019 18:42
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chitoryu12 posted:You ever see a statement so dumb that you can't figure out if it's sarcastic? I have a diary, yes
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Nov 23, 2019 18:47
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pentyne posted:Biggest red flag, why sell the ring for 1/8 of its value?
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Nov 23, 2019 19:01
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It's also very possible he paid waaaaay above the normal value on it and is only learning now.
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Nov 23, 2019 19:06
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I wonder if he's still paying the loan on the ring. I doubt it as I'd imagine he'd have mentioned it.
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Nov 23, 2019 19:13
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StrangersInTheNight posted:It's also very possible he paid waaaaay above the normal value on it and is only learning now. Pawnshops don't pay anything remotely near the actual value of jewelry. She got £1,200, but the shop will sell it for £5-6,000.
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Nov 23, 2019 19:13
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DemoneeHo posted:My Husband Keeps Taking First-Class Airline Upgrades Without Me They are both arseholes and therefore perfect for each other. Also rolled my eyes at the "give my upgrade to a serving member of the armed forces" poo poo. It really is gross how America idolises soldiers for merely serving in the military rather than respecting soldiers for their own individual contributions and sacrifices. How about give my seat to any single parents on board? Or teachers?
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:WIBTA if I named my son Scythe? Mods, please change my username to big weapons people. That is so loving rad. 
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My(30M) wife(28F) wants to date a guy she met over a video game, to she is she still wants to be married to me. It's killing me inside. My wife and I are in a low period and we're both not as happy as we used to be. She says she wants to date someone else, to see if she wants to be with me, or if she'll be happier with someone else. She says that I don't give her enough emotional attention and affection. She says that I'm not romantic or spontaneous enough for her anymore. She says that she will date him when he moves to our state in a few months if our relationship doesn't improve. I knew we had problems, but she dropped the part about dating someone else on me yesterday. I love my wife but I don't know what I want to do. On one hand, I love my wife so much and I want to fight for us to work, even if that means me failing. On the other hand, I'm so hurt and torn up that she would talk to someone else about dating them while we're married to each other. To me, that's already cheating. I know I have my faults. I know that I get stuck in my own head, or too preoccupied with whatever micro life crisis we need to deal with now (our child, bills, whatever normal life thing that pops up). That I'm not spontaneous enough for her. Or romantic enough for her anymore. I want to change those negative things about myself and have a happy and loving life with her, but I'm just so hurt by the actions she's already taken. I feel like I always give a lot of myself to her through my actions. I try to make her life as comfortable and as pampered as I am able to. I try to show her how much I love her through the things I do for her, some at exhausting cost to me. I'm not sure what I should do, or even what grievances I'm in the right about anymore. I just know I don't want to feel like this anymore. Edit: I'm sorry that I want able to respond to everyone. Thank you all so much for the advice. I am looking into counseling at the advice of several. I love my wife with my whole heart and I have to do what I can, even if that means failing doing so. I don't have anyone in my life too talk to about things this important to me. Thank you all so much. Edit:Edit: I have to go to sleep now I work night shift so I had to do this before bed. Again, thank you all so much.
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How does anyone get more than 5 words into one of those open relationship cuckversations before realizing their feeling are unrequited?
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Nov 23, 2019 19:54
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therobit posted:The only way to get what you want is to become a poly yourself I enjoyed this.
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Nov 23, 2019 20:21
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Smirking_Serpent posted:BF upset that I can't swim on period. I hope she breaks up with this fuckin trash manbaby and finds a partner who actually respects her and her body. 
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ikanreed posted:How does anyone get more than 5 words into one of those open relationship cuckversations before realizing their feeling are unrequited? willful ignorance
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I hope she breaks up with this fuckin trash manbaby and finds a partner who actually respects her and her body. I agree, but she's also a moron. Also with the lady who kept loving with her sleeping boyfriend and he spit on her; serious red flag that he will likely escalate and become physically abusive, so run away, but she's a loving idiot and I can't imagine dating someone that obnoxious.
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I googled to see if adult swim diapers are a thing and apparently they are so  They should just break up though.
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ikanreed posted:How does anyone get more than 5 words into one of those open relationship cuckversations before realizing their feeling are unrequited? Low self-esteem, likely emotional abuse by their partners, and sunk cost fallacy.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:BF upset that I can't swim on period. Now correct me if I'm wrong on my female anatomy, it's not one of my strengths, but if she got in the pool with a tampon it would basically expand like an inflatable lifeboat and kill her, right? I think that's how it works.
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Nov 23, 2019 20:42
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Power Khan posted:My(30M) wife(28F) wants to date a guy she met over a video game, to she is she still wants to be married to me. It's killing me inside. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? Don't date gamers. Don't talk to gamers. Don't even accept the existence of gamers. You need to  and get out of this relationship pronto, on your terms.
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cumshitter posted:Now correct me if I'm wrong on my female anatomy, it's not one of my strengths, but if she got in the pool with a tampon it would basically expand like an inflatable lifeboat and kill her, right? I think that's how it works. Cumshitter you can easily look this kind of thing up. Tampons aren't lifeboats. They are like the dinosaur sponges but actually come to life when immersed in water and activated by blood. In ancient days women used to ride their activated tampon companions, or tampanions as they were known, for miles.
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dudeness posted:Scythes aren't weapons, unless you're enemy is wheat. Yeah, they were immedietly called out for that in the comments, and refreshingly Reddit all agreed it's basically child abuse to name your kid stupid poo poo that'll get them bullied
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cumshitter posted:Now correct me if I'm wrong on my female anatomy, it's not one of my strengths, but if she got in the pool with a tampon it would basically expand like an inflatable lifeboat and kill her, right? I think that's how it works. A woman using a tampon is a witch and she will melt the second she touches water.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:A woman using a tampon is a witch and she will melt the second she touches water. So that's how gamer girl bath water is made?
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cumshitter posted:So that's how gamer girl bath water is made? Gamer girls are powerful dark witches and you can never be sure what they're plotting against you.
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cumshitter posted:So that's how gamer girl bath water is made? *getting dragged away by the secret police* It's GAMER GIRLS! GAMER GIRL BATH WATER IS MADE OUT OF GAMER GIRLS
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Clawtopsy posted:*getting dragged away by the secret police* The Soylent Green euthanasia room but it's an old man blasting the end credits to Smash Bros.
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cumshitter posted:Now correct me if I'm wrong on my female anatomy, it's not one of my strengths, but if she got in the pool with a tampon it would basically expand like an inflatable lifeboat and kill her, right? I think that's how it works. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 23, 2019 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Not a shitpost, but it would be a lot more interesting if it were "You're reading it wrong, I meant that I was literally going to unhinge my jaw and ingest you whole"
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Miserable Maid posted:Yeah, they were immedietly called out for that in the comments, and refreshingly Reddit all agreed it's basically child abuse to name your kid stupid poo poo that'll get them bullied i got a distant relation who named their kid something like "Vash Adam Stanley Hicks". a recursive anagram anime name. the only thing i remember about him other than his kid's name is that when we were toddlers he used to eat dog turds out of the back yard. like, dried up white 1970s style dog turds
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therobit posted:I agree, but she's also a moron. Like how do you go through life using only pads? I mean its possible I suppose but good lord.
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