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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
"Professional wrestlers don't get along, but this time it's real!*"

*a reality show

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ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Time for Cena to win

I was assured this wouldn't happen :colbert:

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Holy gently caress, that match. This month's fees are justified.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Can't wait to see Sister Abigail tonight!

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
I was eating dinner during the Shield match, is it something I should watch later?

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
TERRIBLE prediction: Divas close the show.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Hey Stallion Cabana, runner of prediction contest, pretty sure I picked Shield, do you know of any way I can check on the fly, thanks :)

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the diva match will come after rapado

why are you all still surprised the divas go that late

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Pet Rock Band posted:

I just got back into wrestling with the WWE network thing - is this real? Is wrestling good again? I love this show.

This is a really good time to get back into wrestling

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Maybe they don't want the smarky crowd booing Cena out of the building. Clearly they're too tired now.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Well poo poo, I guess I'll just be giffing that match the rest of the night



It's God's work you do. Stay strong.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Expecting a Wyatt victory via escaping the cage.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


AlmightyPants posted:

I was eating dinner during the Shield match, is it something I should watch later?

Yep.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

AlmightyPants posted:

I was eating dinner during the Shield match, is it something I should watch later?

Yea probably

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

CapnAndy posted:

I lost my soda

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN :argh:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

matrocious posted:

WWE needs to sell Sheild Masks. I'll wear one to work errday.

They were actually just $30 paintball masks they got from some website.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The music is amazing

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


So is Bryan going to lose

Because if they expect the night to end with everybody yessing after he beats the unstoppable force that is oldass Kane, :lol: forever

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

matrocious posted:

WWE needs to sell Sheild Masks. I'll wear one to work errday.

Here you go

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Well poo poo, I guess I'll just be giffing that match the rest of the night



There was one spot that I didn't see much reaction to- I don't remember who was involved, but I think it was Rollins jumping off the top rope and kicking HHH(I think) who was about to pedigree Ambrose- rollins does this sweet move where he kicks HHH while falling and still clears Ambrose

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I'M A FAN FAVORITE JOHN!

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Diva's match Going to be the Main event. D Bry is getting buried as poo poo

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Hahaha I COMPLETELY forgot about Cena vs Wyatt

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

What else is after this match?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bigass Moth posted:

Overreacting goons? Impossible.

Both Bryan matches at Wrestlemania were excellent though?

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
So glad I picked up the WWE network

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

matrocious posted:

WWE needs to sell Sheild Masks. I'll wear one to work errday.

They are just paintball masks.

http://www.airfrag.com/tactical-and-safety-gear/1g-adjustable-strike-steel-mesh-airsoft-half-mask-face-protector-black-w/skull/

Jabba The American
Sep 5, 2011

I'm gonna have you thrown out of here in a minute!
The Shield has been the most consistently entertaining thing I can remember in a long time. My brother and I were at Extreme Rules last year and we hugged like we swindled the Duke brothers out of their orange juice fortune when Reigns and Rollins won the tag titles.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Sick music in this promo

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Both Bryan matches at Wrestlemania were excellent though?

I think he means overreacting about tonight.

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
Love the WWE Network, it's like I'm stealing from WWE even though I'm giving them 10 bucks a month. Great fuckin service.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

BigRed0427 posted:

What else is after this match?

I hope it's Fandango/Santino!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The Wyatt/Cena feud has some great moments in it but every time the announcers try to explain it as a storyline it sounds so dumb.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Holy poo poo, Cena really is gonna lose. Then Divas for the crowd to recoup, then ending the night with "Yes!" chants to make people happy. Nice.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Shima Honnou posted:

They were actually just $30 paintball masks they got from some website.

A good markup opportunity. Get your Official Licensed Shield WWE Masks for $60!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

So glad I picked up the WWE network

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

AlmightyPants posted:

I was eating dinner during the Shield match, is it something I should watch later?

Yes

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Dexo posted:

Diva's match Going to be the Main event. D Bry is getting buried as poo poo

Paige will defend against Kane in his stead

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
So this match is supposed to go 40 mins or something?

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MassRafTer posted:

The Wyatt/Cena feud has some great moments in it but every time the announcers try to explain it as a storyline it sounds so dumb.

The Truck Monkey's are really loving good and are the only reason I can take it seriously.

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