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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
the colons have been vanquished

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DAY ONE ISH

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

We need a match between Colons and Day One Ish.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

one day ish is how much wrestling i watch per week

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

They're still employed because nepotism right? They are garbage

I don't know what WWE gets out of Carlos Colon, as the Peurto Rican scene hasn't been relevant since the territories but it must be good.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
i wonder what the in-crowd reaction to american alpha is b/c they seem Pretty Dead right now

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

House of Whores Beat the Cock match.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

:neckbeard: HANDSOME RUSEV

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Handsome Rusev coming, Smackdown redeemed.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
RUSEEEEEV

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

VJeff posted:

If AA wanted to win quickly, why not just go for Grand Amplitude right away.

It's one of those things where instead of a mana bar, they have to build up a super meter to use it.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Realistically, this might be one of those rare times when the second match fails to beat the clock.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Colon blowout

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Stick that in yer colon and smoke it.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
cant wait for resve

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That DICK! posted:

Colon blowout

American Alpha have Colons cleansed

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the first colon joke was good...

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

if the hot cops don't get a real push this company is officially dead

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
They should have Big Bartholomew cut a promo mocking Rusev's English

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

RacistGuidingLight posted:

the first colon joke was good...

look at this epico colon

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

reach42 posted:

i wonder what the in-crowd reaction to american alpha is b/c they seem Pretty Dead right now

Gable got a chant earlier.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

RacistGuidingLight posted:

the first colon joke was good...

even the first one was bad

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

RacistGuidingLight posted:

the first colon joke was good...

But Number 2 really stretched it out

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Jinder raised the bar.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the colons are poo poo

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww... :(

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Rhonne posted:

Jinder raised the bar.

then he put it back down and then raised it again and put it back down and did that a few thousands times combined with diet and exercise ONLY

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Why is New Day coming soon

They don't have anything to prep, they just do their same poo poo on a different day

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Erebus posted:

Why is New Day coming soon

They don't have anything to prep, they just do their same poo poo on a different day

kofi died

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorGonzo posted:

the colons are poo poo

buttholes

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
rusev is upset they made his wife a stripper

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I hope Byron takes advantage of the fact that JBL can't be a prick right now.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

No Rusev, don't go. :(

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

My number two joke ruled

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
speaking of colon real estate

they werent real estate salesmen my bad

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

My fart poo poo butt aaa

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


How many men does it take to fail to get people to cheer the idea of ice cream

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

speaking of colon real estate

they werent real estate salesmen my bad

I don't think we were...

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Oh no Becky! The Mean Girls are hassling you!

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Erebus posted:

Why is New Day coming soon

They don't have anything to prep, they just do their same poo poo on a different day

I hope it's an ongoing "Coming Soon" like Emma/Emmalina because New Day would make that entertaining.

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