- LobsterMobster
- Oct 29, 2009
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"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."
"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
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Keep in mind that of Woodley's now 25 fights, 23 of them are either in Strikeforce or UFC, that dude has a contract probably roughly similar to Oveereem's, it's gonna take more than an eyebrow cut to get him to retire.
And anyone who's heard him rap knows he doesn't give a poo poo about being embarrassed.
I would be surprised if Woodley was making more than 2k fighting on those Strikeforce Challengers cards
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- LobsterMobster
- Oct 29, 2009
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"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."
"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
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sage sez:
tits out for twood
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1266802330189651969
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- Shirkelton
- Apr 6, 2009
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I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
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We'll always have the Koscheck knockout, folks.
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- Eat This Glob
- Jan 14, 2008
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God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?
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$1.5m insurance value. it was established years ago (shoutout to fantastic sasmma/PSP poster and GDT op GOAT bluedeanie)
Lightweight
https://i.imgur.com/YNZeNYL.jpg
Sage Northcutt
vs.
https://i.imgur.com/hAGBtE7.jpg
Cody Pfister
Sage Northcutt, now that’s a specimen. Undefeated as a professional at just 19 years old, he has clearly earned the adoration of his bosses in the UFC (and possibly brief training partner Georges St-Pierre, if Willie-Dee’s hunch is correct.) He came in and smashed his opposition, an overweight stoned Mexican who slipped in the middle of the Octagon, and for this he is declared the greatest fighter of our generation and the next GSP. While I’m inclined to think this is an overvaluation, he’s definitely got what it takes to move a pretty penny on the Sexual Market. The spiked, bleached hair and smirking smile of a “straight twink turned gay” fantasy, with the rippling and unnatural teenage musculature of a boy groomed to fight from birth by a literal steroid and cocaine dealer. Currently enrolled in college as a petroleum engineer, we can rest assured he is cooking up new and exciting KY jellies we can all enjoy in the future. While some may be concerned with his likely unnatural makeup, rest assured this does not harm his SMV: very few fighters are made up of natural ingredients, and this is considered commonplace by avid collectors. ASSESSED SMV: $1.5 million insurance
His opponent, Cody Pfister, evokes a grittier, less glamorous, more pedestrian brand of homosexuality. A self-assured doofy smirk that says “yeah, I’m down.” A grinding, gasping, prolonged affair against a strange Cuban in Las Vegas. A career so unnoteworthy he has yet to earn a Wiki, ensuring complete anonymity. Being nicknamed “the Pfist” completely unironically. He’s expected to lose his bout badly and doesn’t have many people excited, which certainly doesn’t boost his SMV, but true connoisseurs will likely find something to deem him worthy of adding to their collection, if not in a showcase position. ASSESSED SMV: $1,000 auction
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