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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




thinking if they ask him to stand down Joe won't know what's happening either way but Jill is going to pull a knife or something

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
still can’t get over how bad Biden was

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
im not gonna watch it and instead just imagine how feeble and doddering the ancient grandpa president was during this. lol

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Biden stopped by a Waffle House to get takeout at 1 a.m. after the debate. He seemed more energetic, but he was still awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2n5-67_wr0

His visit was less successful than one Trump might have made, since he didn't offer to buy everyone waffles.

Edit: look how nervous that Secret Service guy is. He knows the reputation Waffle Houses have!

William Bear has issued a correction as of 06:50 on Jun 28, 2024

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oihV9yrZRHg

one of the best stories ever told

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://x.com/realMABarreto/status/...pagenumber%3D22

This is kind of wild, it would be supremely hilarious if that somehow had a weird opposite world effect in the race

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

:coolspot:

omfggg

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Glumwheels posted:

https://x.com/realMABarreto/status/...pagenumber%3D22

This is kind of wild, it would be supremely hilarious if that somehow had a weird opposite world effect in the race

lol cope

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://x.com/salon/status/1806326714827489719?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

Finished.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


somehow she's as incoherent as biden

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

has donald trump said if he would make warner release the coyote vs acme movie with john cena in it?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011



WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

BRRRRRRRAPADOOOOO!

John Cena Truuuuuuuuumps!

John Cena Truuuuuuuuuumps!

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

ArmedZombie posted:

somehow she's as incoherent as biden

um that's DOCTOR jill biden you bitch

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Spoondick posted:

i hope hunter gets to be joes ihss worker

:aaa:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/pblest/status/1806538797678465288?s=46

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

^^lol lol i thought the posts about this were just bullshitting around lmaoooo

Tzen has issued a correction as of 07:09 on Jun 28, 2024

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

https://x.com/booker9e/status/1806531675708342391

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Okay wrap it up, I'm closing America at midnight PST. Get your last hamburger in you got 50 minutes.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

Okay wrap it up, I'm closing America at midnight PST. Get your last hamburger in you got 50 minutes.

i ate another big cheez it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I know he ate another big cheez it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


wish I came in the morning

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Durf posted:

devastating clip

guy on CNN said this happened 9:11 into the debate lmao

https://x.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1806499844972003821

good sum-up of the debate for those who missed it

trupm

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Fuckt Tupp posted:

the day after they legalized bribes lol

Kavanaugh kramering into the bookie's office: "I'M BACK, BITCHES!"

Edit: Oh wait, the Sacklers are ON the hook for billions now, right?

SCOTUS nixed Purdue's bankruptcy plan, which would have shielded the Sacklers (and their fortune) against civil lawsuits in exchange for 6 bn in damages for families affected by the opioid crisis (the DOJ suspects the Sacklers have diverted 11 bn from the company in previous years before trying to go into bankruptcy).

mcbexx has issued a correction as of 08:41 on Jun 28, 2024

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
if only this death of america also took out capitalism

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
sorry I was doing drugs in the bathroom like a normal person
did we win?

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
ah bummer oh well

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
if you, the working class, votes correctly, the suffering will be more, but less than it could've been... maybe? :thunk:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

I know that thing be TRIPPIN

Moot .1415926535 posted:

sorry I was doing drugs in the bathroom like a normal person
did we win?

yes

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
not helpful, bear

fun story, a bear broke into my apartment and ate a bunch of frozen corn dogs out of the freezer before making a hasty escape and putting its paw through my TV. also not helpful.

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

my wife is real mad so it feels that way

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
who went potty in their pants the most and the bes? the American ppl demand to know.

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
diapers count as pants now btw

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
What is a black job

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
goin to walmart to get some incontinence jeans

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!
big beautiful trumps

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
need an all caps truth socisl post to seal the (art of the) deal

cough it up my my moist orange friend

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I went to sleep early

how was the debate

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Glumwheels posted:

What is a black job

A Hispanic job but worse

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Spinz posted:

A Hispanic job but worse

:thunk:

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