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The dominant person is fulfilling their own desires, that's why they're dominant and not just regular sexhavers. I mean the submissive partner's desires are obviously also super important in healthy relationships, but it's not like the dominant one is slaving away just for someone else's sake here.
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loquacius posted:uh I think the poster is talking about stuff like #wifematerial posts on Facebook, not that their wife came up in conversation. People who stay stuff like "My darling husband" or "My precious baby" poo poo like that.
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sorry ur waifu is trash
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loquacius posted:I'm loving tired of people talking about their wives and kids online and offline. It's everywhere. I do have a wife (we're in our 30s) too but I really never talk about her if it isn't a topic that comes up directly because I have the common courtesy to know that nobody loving cares. I'm also not one of those childfree weirdos, I don't mind kids, my sister has a kid, I spend time with her regularly to babysit, I just don't bring it up because I know nothing an 8 year old does is interesting in any way to a stranger. In the last few years as my generation who grew up with the internet being new grows older, it seems to get more and more with the wife and kid stories. It's even encroaching on threads on SA in topics where it's more than unrelated. If you notice once, you just can't unsee it. It really starts to piss me off. Your wife isn't that special, your "genius" kid isn't either. It'll prob. end up working retail and be a genderfluid furry. There are literally millions of people exactly like you. Shut up. Try to have interests and say something of value besides that poo poo. You can't even say this because people will just assume all kinds of bad things about you. They never even assume that this poo poo is just annoying and repetitive as gently caress. The point is YOUR wife cares. YOUR wife is special. Post about her. Tag her in photos. Let her know she's important to you. Let her know your proud of her. Yes, everyone is obnoxious, and it sure feels like they're gloating, but who cares. Break that internal moral compass for the one you love, jerkface. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPYQ-FmQB4
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loquacius posted:this is the weirdest porn trend and I'm legit a bit unsettled to hear of people actually doing this It's really gross and weird how much this is popping up lately.
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But do we really need more hairless apes on this rock? Cucks, incels, and the japanese are gonna solve the overpopulation problem imho
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Don't forget the gays
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Boy George loving goon: if you fantasise about sucking his dick while you listen to Culture Club albums you might be bi. If you just think he's a pretty dude but don't have active sexual fantasies about a male person then what are you even worrying about?
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Goon that doesn't like talking about kids and wives: Most people at work ask about my kids and when I was married my wife, so did most of my friends. Generally I knew who I could bring it up to and who doesn't care. These peoples lives include their SO generally quite a bit and their Kids so why not talk about it.
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quote:I've cheated on my fiancee/gf of 7 years. You absolutely should ![]() quote:My nephews are absolute little loving psychos and I never want to full force backhand a child more in my life than I do when I spend time with them.
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my nephew is a little poo poo to his grandma on his mams side and fine with everyone else because nobody tolerates it
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Cheating goon, it sounds like you have caretaker burnout. It's time to take care of yourself. If spending time with this woman, either in bed or out is something that helps you, I say do it and don't waste your time feeling guilty about anything. Your relationship with your girlfriend is over, and the sooner you end it the better. Don't tell her about the cheating, that will only make her feel worse. Tell her that you've done what you can for her and now it's time for you to live your own life.
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Cheating goon: You don't feel guilt because you already checked out of the relationship. Just break up with her and move on with your life. Even if the woman you're cheating on her with goes back to her husband you'll be happier out of the relationship.
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paranormal activity dad owns and is too cool for his bitchass son
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quote:I'm 35 and a virgin and don't know what I'm doing wrong. My take is that your therapist was right, and having a girl touch your dick won't make you happy any more than taking pills all the time will. It's tempting to fall into the line of thinking that such-and-such tiny adjustment will fix all your problems at once, but it won't. If you're this anxious about talking to people, I'm guessing your performance won't be that great if you manage to get laid without fixing it, and that will just make you feel worse. Improving your life is hard, and of course it is or everyone's life would be perfect. What is your job, anyway? Do you like your job? I think getting a better job could be step #1 toward not being so depressed all the time, but you've kind of buried the lede on it so I can't really say for sure. It's certainly more likely to make you feel better about yourself than having someone touch your dick would. And it'd even help with that aspect -- here's a hot tip, girls like guys who don't hate their lives. quote:Hi, reindeer goon here again. I want to address a few things that came up and give an update with some good news. yeah uh Honestly I don't think "has the soul of a reindeer" is actually the occam's-razor explanation for having poor social skills and liking to have fun more than school, but good luck on your journey I guess
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The original reindeer one may have been real, but this feels more and more fake.
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reindeer goon please wear a GoPro to class when you go full reindeer
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maybe looking into hobbies besides convicing yourself you're a loving reindeer you big dumb stupid idiot edit: im getting trolled arent i double edit: not a question a statement
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reindeer goon posted:Religion is not a bad thing. I'm totally not mentally ill. Yeah, totally no mental illness here. And I'm sure religion didn't play any role whatsoever in skewing your worldview into this dumb idea. ![]()
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dick touch wanter goon: a relationship won't make you happy. Happiness comes from within, not without. You can be in a lovely life situation and be happy, just like you can be in a great life situation and be miserable. It could simply be a matter of perspective, or it could be some deeper issue that you don't even know you have that's causing your anxiety. Your therapist is right: you need introspection, through whatever means gets you there. If you're not wild on the options she's given you, I suggest finding some organization that allows you to build up your socialization skills in a structured, non-threatening environment, like Toastmasters or a fraternal organization, or doing some volunteer work for a cause you believe in. They might not directly address your issues, but they will likely lead you to your core. Becoming happy with yourself will put you in the right frame of mind to find and be happy in a relationship. My other advice for you is: don't look for a relationship. It's like trying hard to remember something you've forgotten, it almost never works. Just put it out of your mind, focus on everything else in your life, and it will come to you. Unless you're an ugly fat gently caress, in which case you're doomed lol
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loquacius posted:yeah uh Is anyone else even buying into this? This is like a half assed parody of those 'I'm a effiel tower kin' tumblr blogs. VanSandman posted:The original reindeer one may have been real, but this feels more and more fake. Oh good it's not just me then.
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Never go full reindeer
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35 year old virgin: do all the stuff the above posters told you to do. But also don't dismiss the internet as a way to meet people. It can let an anxious goon like you talk to someone and connect with them in a way you never could in person. That shut-in virgin nerd girl is out there waiting for you on some awful site. At least you're not a furry or a creepy MRA, so you've got that going for you.
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Two of my friends are getting married to people they met through internet dating sites. Give them a shot virgin goon! If it's really not something you want to jump back into then I'd say get a little drunk at home (a little mind you) and then head to a bar to flirt with people. Or look up singles events near you. Its sort of like online dating, but you actually go somewhere and do something and meet other single people.
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Just chat some random people up 35 yo virigin, both offline and online, I don't think it was ever easier as it is now. My last very long-lasting relationship was with a girl I just randomly came across on on a forum. It wasn't even a forum about dating and I wasn't even looking. The only thing you can really do wrong is not talk to people, everything else is free experience. You'd be surprised how many people feel lonely and are happy to talk to anyone really. Also I know this sounds mean, but try not to be a sadsack. Don't open the conversation with how lonely and depressed you are. That's stuff that drives people away. Accentuate the positive and keep the other stuff for yourself. It sounds maybe a bit dishonest but it's honestly also not the worst thing for yourself to not to focus too hard on the bad. It won't really accomplish anything for you. Also don't go into every conversation with huge expecations or make a bucket list of how exactly "she" should be. I think the biggest mistake many people who "desperately date" do is to think that their potential SO needs to be a clone of them. If you click, similar interests are in my experience not even important. Just listen to the other person and try to get to know them. Everything else comes naturally. Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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the internet is hosed for mental illness right now what with all the echo chambers and hypno sex wizards lurking about reindeer man consider never going on the internet again as jesus would say, Judges 4:21
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Reindeer part 3 is fake. He went from reasonable "I want to explore this" to I told my family and am going to dress up 24/7 at college in a few days. Malarkey.
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as a hypno sex wizard I can confirm that the reindeer story is 120% true
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Police Automaton posted:as a hypno sex wizard I can confirm that the reindeer story is 120% true Believe this wizard!
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loquacius posted:If you're this anxious about talking to people, I'm guessing your performance won't be that great if you manage to get laid without fixing it, and that will just make you feel worse.
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hire a hooker. you'll get your dick touched by a professional who doesn't care if you're bad
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I learned the other day that Boy George is in the new apprentice show with the Terminator. Or at least he was there for an episode Also where can I get one of those nifty klurf av's
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offend someone without realising and post in the shmorky thread
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loquacius posted:thanks a lot, now someone is jerking off to this
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Jose posted:hire a hooker. you'll get your dick touched by a professional who doesn't care if you're bad This. You wouldn't hire just some random person at a bar to build you a house, so don't expect some random person at a bar to be the best at sex having.
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Virgin goon, pick a hobby that has some level of IRL interaction and go to some meet ups. Don't go specifically to look for a nerdy lady to hook up with, go just to get some more experience interacting with other people in a situation you may enjoy anyway. Once you are comfortable with that group, branch out to another activity (maybe something with a physical component like a chill / nerd friendly sports league). Get more used to being you around other people before worrying about trying to date them. Even if doesn't directly result in you getting laid / in a relationship you will get more comfortable in your skin, develop a richer personality, and will start to build connections with other people that might know someone else single. "My hobby is worrying about social anxiety and searching for pussy" is attractive to no one (even nerdy shut in women), so put that on the back burner for a bit. Also, when coitus looks like it may be upcoming soon, absolutely do not obsess or worry over being a virgin, and definitely don't tell them you are a virgin. Be mostly honest and say you aren't very experienced if they ask, but for whatever reason people place way way to much weight and anxiety on the whole losing their virginity thing so don't let it be a worry for you or them. Good luck!
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I've had sex before and I. . . Well I guess I just wanted to tell everyone
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Mr. F! posted:I've had sex before and I. . . Well I guess I just wanted to tell everyone You aren't fooling anyone 35-year-old virgin.
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He's putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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# ? Jun 27, 2024 14:48 |
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Who do I talk to about becoming a certified Hypno Sex Wizard?
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