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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

Trump is tall. I didn't realize this.

I need to reevaluate a few things.

Pretty much every candidate has to be in order to avoid looking small/overpowered on a debate stage

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

NC-17 posted:

Trump is tall. I didn't realize this.

I need to reevaluate a few things.

He's got those Alex Smith hands, though.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

fsif posted:

He's got those Alex Smith hands, though.

And that John Elway hair

Edit: I mean he literally has taken John Elway's hair and glued it to his head

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

Surprised Rodgers gets so much conservative support given his lifestyle

lol conservatives can't get over Russ's blackness and get behind him even though he fits their very bland mold of one of the good ones

They literally like Tebow more as a QB even though he washed out of the league years ago.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Intruder posted:

lol conservatives can't get over Russ's blackness and get behind him even though he fits their very bland mold of one of the good ones

Wonder how much of that, if any, is antipathy towards Seattle.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Brocialist posted:

Pretty much every candidate has to be in order to avoid looking small/overpowered on a debate stage
see: michael dukakis lol

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013


I'm excite

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Blarfk posted:

Is the fact that the two favorite teams of strong liberals are the Steelers and Packers just statistical noise because of the large fanbase for each, or is there something else going on there?

Pittsburgh itself is still an overwhelmingly liberal city. Only NYC has more union affiliated workers, but Pgh only has 1/8th the population.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I have to pick my team politically sorry

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Brocialist posted:

Pretty much every candidate has to be in order to avoid looking small/overpowered on a debate stage

lol humans are such a garbage species

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

sweet thursday posted:

lol humans are such a garbage species

Raccoons, you're thinking of raccoons

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Intruder posted:

Surprised Rodgers gets so much conservative support given his lifestyle

Despite some messing around isn't he like a good ole Christian boy though

Edit: VVVVVV ahahahahaha

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Feb 24, 2016

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Mystic Stylez posted:

Despite some messing around isn't he like a good ole Christian boy though

Yes and Aaron and his live-in male assistant like to roleplay as pastor and altar boy

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

computer parts posted:

The Packers' cross tabs for favorite team is really funny.

I guess not so much because everyone but moderates like them but the extreme liberal and conservatives both like them pretty highly.

Until race is brought up, I'm not surprised to see that many people from Wisconsin saying they're really liberal.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Move over exotic smashmouth

https://twitter.com/TyDunne/status/702594738008883200

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


What are you even talking about you magnificent lunatic.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

What are you even talking about you magnificent lunatic.

Bloated, hungry, and constantly exhausted?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Thaddius the Large posted:

Bloated, hungry, and constantly exhausted?

Puking all over itself all the time and constantly hovering over the toilet

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm gonna lol pretty hard if Kaep gets fixed by a football autist

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I'm gonna lol pretty hard if Kaep gets fixed by a football autist
He has Eagles fans thinking Bradford is a good QB so this is definitely happening.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Plus Kaep has proven he can unleash the dragon.

All he has to do is get lucky ONCE doing that and find a target, and the world will declare the Niners are Super Bowl bound.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

If the 49ers won Super Bowl XLVII would Kaep start a dynasty to surpass Montana? Click here to read more

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Chip should find Dennis Dixon

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


the onion is on fire

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Someone on reddit had a story about how John Fox sexually harassed his wife. I know y'all like NFL rumors, substantiated or not:

quote:

It's a long story, because he kept at it for hours. Basically, some close friends of hers were neighbors of his. She visited them and they all went to a game, then out with Fox. Fox kept crudely hitting on her every time his wife's back was turned, even right in front of his brother in law. She repeatedly told him to stop. They all went back to her friends' house where she was staying and drank more. That, naturally, did nothing to discourage Fox. Things started to get really weird from there. Another neighbor (married) and a member of Fox's staff snuck off. After some time, people wanted them to come back or whatever, so my wife volunteered to go to the woman's house to find them. Mainly she just wanted to get away from Fox. But he followed her. He made crude comments about her tits and grabbed her arm and asked, "What would you do if I told you I want to jump your bones right now?" She said, "gently caress you! You are sick. You are married and i just spent all afternoon playing board games with YOUR DAUGHTER!" and pulled her arm away. They got to the house and could see his employee and the neighbor woman making out on her couch (her husband was back at the party). Fox stormed in and started yelling at them about how they were betraying his trust and their spouses' (she was somehow close with Fox). My bewildered wife explained to him that he was a hypocritical rear end in a top hat. After they all returned to the party, Fox kept harassing her, until finally one of her hosts told him to go home (his wife had left long before). He insisted that my wife go with him. She told him to go gently caress himself, and finally her host dragged him out the door and walked him home. She said it was like visiting Peyton Place.

In related news:

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/702525815578349568

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/DetroitRedWings/status/702574215153782784

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep, just paste the direct link.

Make sure your ad-blocker isn't blocking social media stuff.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

whypick1 posted:

Yep, just paste the direct link.

Make sure your ad-blocker isn't blocking social media stuff.

Excellent; there we go.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Brannock posted:

Someone on reddit had a story about how John Fox sexually harassed his wife. I know y'all like NFL rumors, substantiated or not:


In related news:

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/702525815578349568

I bought weed from and had a very awkward interaction with John Fox's brother once, that's my John Fox story/rumor to contribute.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
So never trust anyone who was a Bronco, got it. Wonder what awful things Kubiak has done...

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Brannock posted:

Someone on reddit had a story about how John Fox sexually harassed his wife. I know y'all like NFL rumors, substantiated or not:


In related news:

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/702525815578349568

Hahahaha jump your bones. I haven't heard that expression in a long, long time.

He should have tried "can I get up to my nuts in dem guts"

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Raku posted:

Puking all over itself all the time and constantly hovering over the toilet

Having an irrational need for sardines and pickles at 3am

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Desperately needing a late term abortion

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
they're gonna get hosed

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Mrs. Ryan was half-pregnant with Rob

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Magicpants posted:

Mrs. Ryan was half-pregnant with Rob

Technically you are correct. But I think it's more accurate to say she was double pregnant with Rex/Rob.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Rex saw his mom's feet and came rushing out

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

PrinceRandom posted:

Chip should find Dennis Dixon

I thought Dennis Dixon got drafted by a MLFB team.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Nervous posted:

I thought Dennis Dixon got drafted by a MLFB team.

Good news! Chip coaches one.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
MLS is on.

I like baseball and hockey but this is like watching the worlds worst hockey game

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