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Wow a lot of posts I didn't read. Did Star Citizen come out?
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Nov 28, 2016 15:27
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SirPhoebos posted:Wow a lot of posts I didn't read. Did Star Citizen come out? No 
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Nov 28, 2016 15:28
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SirPhoebos posted:Wow a lot of posts I didn't read. Did Star Citizen come out? No, but you did the right thing skipping those posts
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Nov 28, 2016 15:29
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Winter Stormer posted:No, but you did the right thing skipping those posts
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Nov 28, 2016 15:31
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thatguy posted:I like the ones where it's like a coin inside of another coin. I just get ones that look cool. I have a lot of Marvel/DC mint coins and a lot of world war/rememberance day coins. Still more exciting than SC.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:38
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MeLKoR posted:No, Croberts would send him a mail saying "how much you have to live? 6 months? lucky for you 3.0 will be out in 4 months, you should get one of those ships with a hot tub so you can rest your cancer ridden body, some cancer backers have reported that Star Citizen is better chemo than some triple AAA treatments". "ATTENTION your lifetime insurance is about to run out,"
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Nov 28, 2016 15:40
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 BISCUIT TIME Star Citizen Procedural Stained Glass based on this recipe (with a ingredients: 175g wholemeal flour 100g butter 50g caster sugar powdered cinnamon and ginger to taste around a Tbsp of Almond milk drink about 8-10 boiled sweets Directions: 1: put the flour, cinnamon, ginger and sugar in a bowl, cube the butter and rub it in with your fingers until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs  2: add the Almond milk and kneed into the dough until a solid mass if formed, if the dough is dry add more almond milk as necessary, Rest for ~30 minutes in a fridge  3: Flour a clean work surface and roll out the dough to around 4-5mm thick. Cut shapes, including an aperture in each biscuit, and place onto baking parchment  4: crush up the boiled sweets one at a time and put the crushed pieces in the holes in each of your biscuits   5. Bake for 15-20 minutes at 180 celcius. Remove and allow to cool on the baking parchment; don't try to remove them until the sugar from the sweets is completely hard  Here are the completed biscuits: batch 1, PROCEDURAL BIRDS. These non-jpeg birds are entirely unique and totally original, and can be yours for the low low price of all your money, however much that is that's how much they are.   The birds are called, in order of magnitude from large to small the Aeon Eagle (and resemblence to the imperial eagle used in Nazi Germany is totally an innocent mistake) the Bilennium Buzzard the Century Crow the Decade Duck the Year Yellowhammer the Month Merlin Next up, a set of seven totally special and unique Procedural Planets   These planets are procedural so have the totally unique names Zaonce, Lave, Reorte, Orerve, Leesti, Diso and Arse. These are procedurally generated totally original names do not steal Finally, cookie cutter trees because  So here's the entire haul, all laid out and ready to eat  I very much enjoyed my first voluntary mod challenge and I hope you guys buy all my loving cookies for all your money so you can fund further cookie development* (*money may be used to buy airplane furniture and huge boxes of cat donuts that I will flaunt in front of my mothers overweight cat)
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Nov 28, 2016 15:40
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Holy poo poo
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Nov 28, 2016 15:41
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Cookies look great, I wouldn't want that nasty british candy stuck in my teeth though
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Nov 28, 2016 15:43
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gently caress the haters. That owns.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:45
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Cookies look great, I wouldn't want that nasty british candy stuck in my teeth though yeah it's the price you pay for fidelity. they look great but are kinda hard to eat I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A METAPHOR THERE HOLY poo poo THIS CHALLENGE HAS LAYERS MAN!
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Nov 28, 2016 15:45
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Fatkraken posted:
These cookies are very pretty, which is not a compliment I thought I would ever give to cookies.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:47
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Them's some real fine cookies. What do our new FYAD friends think though?
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Nov 28, 2016 15:49
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Fatkraken posted:yeah it's the price you pay for fidelity. they look great but are kinda hard to eat I tried to follow you recipe except instead of using metric I was using the American system so all of my work had to be scrapped.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:50
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Fatkraken posted:yeah it's the price you pay for fidelity. they look great but are kinda hard to eat 
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Nov 28, 2016 15:50
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nawledgelambo posted:
In 2020, several years from now, SC will look great on it's wonky, bastardised and buggered 2009 engine.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:52
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Stained glass cookies own - I haven't made them in years but when I was little my mom and I used to make them using crushed up lifesavers for the candy bits. I for one think that these cookies will revolutionize the industry and if you don't support them you're just a nasty FUDster and probably also terrible.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:53
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I eat cookie dough.
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Nov 28, 2016 15:54
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Wuxi posted:Anime is good I'm glad of it 
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Nov 28, 2016 15:57
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Fatkraken posted:
Are those birds prcedurally hand crafted? Because the fidelity just shines trough em
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Nov 28, 2016 15:56
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thatguy posted:I eat cookie dough. TFW someone tells you cookie dough has egg in it but you don't care and keep eating cookie dough
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Nov 28, 2016 15:58
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Fatkraken posted:
Those are good, shiny cookies.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:01
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alphabettitouretti posted:This person is an idiot. Their argument is "there never was a release date". I mean, he's almost right. There never was a release date — there were at least five of them, except at the very start of the project.  Beet Wagon posted:You know, at some point some dude is going to literally die while waiting for Star Citizen to come out, and as sad as that is, at least maybe it'll shut up the "Who cares how long it takes" crowd for a day or two... They'll call him a weak leaver and argue that this makes the whole thing more epic and worth-while — you know it.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:02
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Dark Off posted:Are those birds prcedurally hand crafted? they are both procedural and hand crafted.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:07
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SelenicMartian posted:OK, got the ultimate gif of the guy
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Nov 28, 2016 16:21
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Look! A Horse! posted:I dont even like or enjoy space games. What am i doing here? What is the point of all this?
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Nov 28, 2016 16:22
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:gently caress the haters. That owns.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:22
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Well poo poo, those are some good looking cookies. Nice work.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:30
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Fatkraken posted:
Can you make some goatse cookies next?
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Nov 28, 2016 16:39
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Beet Wagon posted:You know, at some point some dude is going to literally die while waiting for Star Citizen to come out, and as sad as that is, at least maybe it'll shut up the "Who cares how long it takes" crowd for a day or two... Eh, there are at least 3 whales who have already died. This month there were a few angry posts by a dude who lost a backer friend and was pretty annoyed about the delays (but not enough for a return). The other backers didn't give any sort of poo poo, not even for 5 minutes. trucutru fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 28, 2016 16:39
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The day I got cookie
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Nov 28, 2016 16:43
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Thread is better now that we have cookies.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:44
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Just another reminder of how Star Citizen is hosed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sumZLwFXJqE CIG's approach is to not only let players generate UEC in game, but also purchase UEC directly from CIG at a fixed rate that is already supposedly out of touch with even their own bloated ship sales.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:46
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Just another reminder of how Star Citizen is hosed: So wait, are you saying that the experiences in game design — and especially at the meta level — that the industry has accrued over roughly two decades of experimenting with the MMO format are something that Chris is not familiar with?! How could that ever happen?!
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Nov 28, 2016 16:50
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:55
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Just another reminder of how Star Citizen is hosed: That video failed to account for the 9:1 NPC ratio and CIG's revolutionary "Pay for Convenience" approach. Also they'll be able to manage subsumption and their procedural tech to enable approaches that simply aren't possible in pre-Verse gaming.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:56
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I don't think I've read this passage before,Stimpire posted:However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. but I'm glad I did now
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Nov 28, 2016 16:57
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I don't think I've read this passage before, Its a good thing it wasn't 126 hours. That would not be sickening or heartbreaking enough for the 4th Stimpire.
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Nov 28, 2016 16:59
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quote:NPC Lives Matter: Please CIG, can we have NPC's begging for life when they are at gunpoint?
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Nov 28, 2016 17:02
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