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Mr.Pibbleton posted:What if he hypnotizes us to orgasm at his posts? just lol if you don't already orgasm at people's posts turn your screen on e: haaaahaha managed to page snype too
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Ok, I told him we're making fun of him.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:What if he hypnotizes us to orgasm at his posts? Holy poo poo he did this to me! I can't stop coming!
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Fried Watermelon posted:Did you know Cool Ranch doritos are called Cool American in the UK? I did know this. Now that you know what I taste like, try not to eat me.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Ok, I told him we're making fun of him. He probably didn't understand because he's so stupid. You might have to tell him twice.
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Applewhite posted:He probably didn't understand because he's so stupid. You might have to tell him twice. Gonna be hard since he blocked me (for a second time)
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Gonna be hard since he blocked me (for a second time) lol what a clown. He was probably trying to hit the reply button and blocked you by accident.
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1redflag posted:Rapist in the White House. boom, shut it down ... I stand corrected.
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Hell Yeah posted:dilbert is like the simpsons except it started in season 10 Nailed it! It's funny every now and then but mostly relies on tired lame jokes that stopped being funny 10 years ago.
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new Simpsons aren't very funny but at least they seem to understand the basic structure of a joke, something I haven't seen in Dilbert for like 15 years
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JAMOOOL posted:new Simpsons aren't very funny but at least they seem to understand the basic structure of a joke, something I haven't seen in Dilbert for like 15 years Meetings, amirite?
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Ragged you pretty hard last time, but I like your rendition of Asok here.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:16
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I always respected Bill Watterson's sense of artistic integrity and notorious aversion to commercialism, up until about 2005 when I remembered that the internet exists where he could publish whatever he wants without editors or sponsors.
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je1 healthcare posted:I always respected Bill Watterson's sense of artistic integrity and notorious aversion to commercialism, up until about 2005 when I remembered that the internet exists where he could publish whatever he wants without editors or sponsors. Kinda yeah. It started bad but got good. Then he stopped when he had enough money to not need to work anymore. Maybe it's good he stopped? I still like the Simpsons some of the time 
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I would just love to see his paintings of trees and poo poo. Or experiments with long-form comics that he bemoans don't get to exist in newspapers anymore.
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je1 healthcare posted:I would just love to see his paintings of trees and poo poo. Or experiments with long-form comics that he bemoans don't get to exist in newspapers anymore. I kind of get the impression that the reason he has vanished from the public eye and has never publicly created anything else is because he doesn't want the baggage of Calvin and Hobbes that undertaking any other creative endeavor would invariably involve. It sucks that he has basically decided not to share his talent with the rest of the world, but he has seemingly committed to two decisions that I will never, ever begrudge a creative person for making: 1) Ending a series before it has grown stale 2) Choosing not to compromise their vision for something they created to make money To hear Bill Watterson tell it, he so was exhausted by the knock-down, drag-out fight he had to retain control of Calvin and Hobbes that he just doesn't have it in him to risk doing it again (even if the world has dramatically changed since he retired). It's weird, man. I always wished that he'd come back and do something else, even if it wasn't Calvin and Hobbes, but I also think the best thing an artist can possibly do is to leave the audience wanting more. Better that than an audience wishing you knew when to stop.
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Time_pants posted:I kind of get the impression that the reason he has vanished from the public eye and has never publicly created anything else is because he doesn't want the baggage of Calvin and Hobbes that undertaking any other creative endeavor would invariably involve. It sucks that he has basically decided not to share his talent with the rest of the world, but he has seemingly committed to two decisions that I will never, ever begrudge a creative person for making: I'll still begrudge him that I can't buy by daughter a stuffed Hobbes !!
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Derpies posted:I'll still begrudge him that I can't buy by daughter a stuffed Hobbes !! You absolutely can, though. Every stuffed toy is Hobbes, to the particular kid that owns it. Having your kid's Hobbes look exactly like the Hobbes in the comic that you the parent used to read isn't important. Actually, having it look the same as every other kid's Hobbes rather than something unique to them would be way worse!
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Fojar38 posted:"Acting" is just professional lying for example. Slow down there, Hannity
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Derpies posted:I'll still begrudge him that I can't buy by daughter a stuffed Hobbes !! Find a friend who knows how to sew or hire someone off the internet to make one for you heres a pattern Its more true to the spirit of the strip to do it like this anyway
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Putting black people wouldn't be inherently racist, but Scott Adams would definitely find a way to make it as racist as humanly possible
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I freaking hate STEMlords, I want to beat the racism out of them with hammers
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Daikloktos posted:I freaking hate STEMlords, I want to beat the racism out of them with hammers Why do you hate the employed? 
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I feel like I owe it to myself to try to rewatch the show and pick it apart to find out I actually hate it instead of kind of liking it. The last time I watched it was on some mushrooms and the episode about the tomeato loving killed me "Once you cook it to a crisp and drown it in ketchup you can't tell how awful it tastes!"
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The show is really good because the creator had little to do with it IIRC
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Why are you posting Steven Universe fanart in the Dilbert thread?
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Jeza posted:I don't know this Stavros person or care at all about magic, but my dude, that is the purest strain of pseudointellectual garbage. This is quietly the funniest post in the thread
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:What if he hypnotizes us to orgasm at his posts? I've been doing this for years.
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Daikloktos posted:I freaking hate STEMlords, I want to beat the racism out of them with hammers Define the difference between a STEMlord and a competent, employed engineer in the semiconductor industry.
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Do you hate the work done by offshore workers who were paid as little as possible or do you hate the actual offshore workers?
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Iirc Scott Adams was never actually an engineer.
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Pekinduck posted:Iirc Scott Adams was never actually an engineer. Nope. He's an MBA. He modeled most of his dilburt characters off people he met while work for the telecom industry.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Do you hate the work done by offshore workers who were paid as little as possible or do you hate the actual offshore workers? Both
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:This is quietly the funniest post in the thread I was like... "where do we even start with this one"
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Jabor posted:You absolutely can, though. Every stuffed toy is Hobbes, to the particular kid that owns it. Oh she 100 percent has a tiger named Hobbes and a Bun Bun so she's doing good!
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JK Fresco posted:Both Hi Scott
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Zeinin posted:Define the difference between a STEMlord and a competent, employed engineer in the semiconductor industry. everybody but me and me, respectively i know what I said
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Time_pants posted:(even if the world has dramatically changed since he retired). yeah now instead of a kid pissing on a ford logo, you can have your anthropomorphic frog become an internet nazi mascot
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Inept posted:yeah now instead of a kid pissing on a ford logo, you can have your anthropomorphic frog become an internet nazi mascot Exactly! we live in hell and god has abandoned us
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