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Planet Witness The Snitchful Zone
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May 31, 2023 19:14
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all this dunkin on planet fitness when its the number one place to exercise in the comfort of your jeans/canadian tuxedo without judgement
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May 31, 2023 19:55
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My gym just renovated and set up two deadlift platforms face to face.
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May 31, 2023 20:34
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So this is where the big boys play huh? Look at the adjective, play. Cause I ain’t here to play. (Proceeds to put in earbuds, walk exactly 25 minutes at a mild pace, then grab a slice of pizza on my way out the door.)
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May 31, 2023 20:45
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pacerwpg posted:My gym just renovated and set up two deadlift platforms face to face. Could be rear end to rear end if you really do it right
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May 31, 2023 21:17
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pacerwpg posted:My gym just renovated and set up two deadlift platforms face to face. Love to stare into my bros eyes while we lift
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May 31, 2023 23:11
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you can check your form in the reflection on his pupils
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May 31, 2023 23:43
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I. M. Gei posted:Sit on another goon's shoulders and go in wearing an oversized trenchcoat. Sounds like a weighted squat to me. *slams Lunk Alarm*
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Jun 1, 2023 00:01
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Has anyone considered that maybe lunks have feelings too? It's not just fatties that cry. Maybe the hole that folks try to fill with cake and nachos isn't so different from the hole lunks are trying to fill with their sick gains. Maybe think about that next time before you slam that lunk alarm.
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Jun 1, 2023 00:20
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LIFT IT LUNKIE!!!!!
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Jun 1, 2023 00:22
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If someone tried to tell me poo poo at a gym id smash their fuckin head between two dumbells
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Jun 1, 2023 00:34
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Mr.Acula posted:If someone tried to tell me poo poo at a gym id smash their fuckin head between two dumbells I'd probably crumple them into a football shape and toss them around like a pigskin with my fellow kings.
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Jun 1, 2023 00:38
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imma go pump some iron in my garage whjere i can grunt real loud and drink an obnoxious amount of water 
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Jun 1, 2023 00:57
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Mr.Acula posted:If someone tried to tell me poo poo at a gym id smash their fuckin head between two dumbells It wouldn't even be difficult because the heaviest dumbbells they have are 50lbs.
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Jun 1, 2023 01:07
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I post in this thread and of course my gym gets stupid rear end teens acting like lunks immediatey after. One day, I get a group of three doing deadlifts that are way too heavy and constantly dropping the weight, the next night I get to see a kid nearly kill himself by bailing out of a way too heavy squat by rolling the bar over his shoulders, across his neck, and missing his head.
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Jun 1, 2023 01:31
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Nooner posted:imma go pump some iron in my garage whjere i can grunt real loud and drink an obnoxious amount of water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAmh7hfaBM
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Jun 1, 2023 02:03
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Poohs Packin posted:Has anyone considered that maybe lunks have feelings too? It's not just fatties that cry. I never consider anybody else's feelings about anything, ever, and never will
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Jun 1, 2023 02:08
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Nooner posted:imma go pump some iron in my garage whjere i can grunt real loud and drink an obnoxious amount of water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1xoo_NdBdA
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Jun 1, 2023 02:09
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new business idea: a gym where the guys just lift each other up
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Jun 1, 2023 02:38
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If theyre charging you money you can go use the gym. You got played, fool
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Jun 1, 2023 02:43
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You Are A Elf posted:BORN TO LIFT Wanna wear this shirt Edit: seriously though being strong fuckin rules, i highly recommend it to everyone. the best way to get strong is to load up a bar real heavy and move it around. Pfs are convenient but they ain't great for getting down to brass tacks, nuts, bolts. JamMaster Flash fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 1, 2023 |
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Jun 1, 2023 03:16
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dsf posted:new business idea: a gym where the guys just lift each other up This is just cheerleading
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Jun 1, 2023 04:27
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https://youtu.be/bmgF_lZNTeo Getting gym arrested for being too pumped and being walked out by two pencil necked weaklings and they feel the pump course through my pulsating forearms, a strength they will never know. Sirens wailing behind me Ghost Leviathan posted:This is just
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Jun 1, 2023 05:49
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fresh_cheese posted:If theyre charging you money you can go use the gym. What’re you, some kind of lunk lawyer?
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Jun 1, 2023 06:37
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Brother Tadger posted:What’re you, some kind of lunk lawyer? *eyes the button, fingers twitching...*
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Jun 1, 2023 08:23
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Brother Tadger posted:What’re you, some kind of lunk lawyer? Let the record show that my client was in fact carrying a 3.75 liter clear plastic carafe with a handle due to having a horrific gout flare up. It was neither a “gallon jug” nor was it in any way performative. It is medically necessary and under the ADA you may not discriminate against my client for needing it for their treatment of their condition. As to the so called “performative grunting”… Yea just kinda does that from what i can tell. It took me 30 minutes to get the jug statement conversation done. Its more like punctuation, really. So it also cant really be used to determine my clients “lunkness” given that it’s actually got nothing to do with picking up weights or exercise in any manner.
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Jun 1, 2023 12:09
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Man a GIS of "Lunk Alarm" really turns up some great results: "unk pank"  pixar guy  running away after gettin' lunked probably  More AI - is pretty much every GIS result going to be AI soon? I wonder.  Skeleton, obviously my favorite  Me and my girl about the pwn the dweebs at PF  WTF but LOL  This guy. 
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Jun 1, 2023 12:15
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*subtly hides Neanderthal features* Wait no guys I can’t do this, we all have varying amounts of modern expressed Neanderthal features and I’m so sorry that you were birthed immaculately like some sort of cabbage patch kid test tube prom night dumpster baby, but the rest of the gene pool that has maintained a shred of intelligence in a simpleton butthole world would like to STRUT our large big toes, knobby knees, and beautiful and unique angular facial features AND get our SWOLE ON.  *lunk alarm diminishes to a wobbly wimper, purple shirts walk out in shame while the PROUD NEANDERTHALS PUMP SOME loving IRON!!!* 
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Jun 1, 2023 12:29
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Maybe Planet Fitness is on to something. I guess it's because school let out but nearly everytime I have gone to the gym in the past two weeks it's been full of kids trying to find new and exciting ways to kill each other with the heaviest weights possible.
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Jun 3, 2023 15:15
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Jun 3, 2023 15:28
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Testikles posted:Maybe Planet Fitness is on to something. I guess it's because school let out but nearly everytime I have gone to the gym in the past two weeks it's been full of kids trying to find new and exciting ways to kill each other with the heaviest weights possible. Same. I dunno what is going on but there are so many goddamn kids now. The smug ones that try to aggressively hurry you to do their bad form 30kg squats are the worst. Don't you know the first rule of gym? If someone tries to hurry you, you work twice as slow of of spite.
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Jun 3, 2023 15:29
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Yeah, must be a blip because they lost access to the school gym and finished up their first year of weights. But what I've been treated to: * Group of teens doing repetitive 1 RPMs of sumo deadlifts then dropping the bar as soon as they get the bar up. * Teen barely doing a 185lb squat correctly. His knees caving in, spine bending like a reed. He gets two bad reps in and adds two more 5s. Gives it one last go and fails, bailing by not dropping the bar off his back but by bending forward and having nearly 200lbs roll over his shoulder, across his neck, and narrowly missing his head. * Group of two athletic teens subjecting their willowy McLovin friend to a way too aggressive bench press. He can only do 1.5 reps of 95lbs with the bar going up at a 45 degree angle. He finally gets stuck under the bar and his friends give him the sage advice of using his chest like a trampoline to bounce the bar up. * Squat failing teen returns again and hits up the squat rack again. Same weight. His spine is like a snake finding the deadliest angles to strike from.
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Jun 3, 2023 15:44
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oh boy the angry 40s goon has arrived
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Jun 3, 2023 15:48
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Op, a real lunk would simply deck anyone who keeps you from coming back
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Jun 3, 2023 15:51
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Peggy Edson posted:oh boy the angry 40s goon has arrived Never thought it'd be me but then somehow it happened.
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Jun 3, 2023 15:51
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Peggy Edson posted:oh boy the angry 40s goon has arrived only do deadlift squat and bench everything else is worthless isolation exercises serve no purpose except for idiots, idiot!!!! *chugs milk*
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Jun 3, 2023 16:08
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They should make a gym just for annoying teenagers
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Jun 3, 2023 16:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooLeMxUI4JU
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Jun 3, 2023 17:04
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i once interviewed for a job at the planet fitness near my college. they needed an overnight front desk person and i was already working a lovely overnight job unloading trucks for a department store so it sounded a lot easier The interviewer told me their target demo was single women in their 40s-50s who listened to coldplay and wanted to know if i liked coldplay i didnt get the job
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Jun 3, 2023 18:01
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clean ayers act posted:i once interviewed for a job at the planet fitness near my college. they needed an overnight front desk person and i was already working a lovely overnight job unloading trucks for a department store so it sounded a lot easier Goddamn you passed up on getting paid to drown in cougar pussy, way to go
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Jun 3, 2023 18:23
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