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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

You know, we're living in a society!

We're supposed to act in a civilized way! :mad:

So concerned, was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife...as some sort of medieval sexual payola?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
And you misinterpret this how?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

And you misinterpret this how?

I'm caught in my own web of lies!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm caught in my own web of lies!

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
OT : Trailer for the new season of Always Sunny is out.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Yo yo ma...

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I don't even drink wine! I drink Pepsi...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
THAT'S MY SMELL :stonk:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

potee posted:

THAT'S MY SMELL :stonk:

That's East River.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

THAT'S MY SMELL :stonk:

I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, potee. They're not going to get away with this.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Vietnamwees posted:

STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA

That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. :)

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. :)

They're real and they're spectacular.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA USE THEM?!?! :argh:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I was in the pool!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
MY BOYS CAN SWIM :supaburn:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
SEVEN AND FIVE-EIGHTHS! :argh:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

SEVEN AND FIVE-EIGHTHS! :argh:

What if a pinhead shows up? I gotta be on top of that!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

JethroMcB posted:

What if a pinhead shows up? I gotta be on top of that!

I can’t carry a pen! I’m afraid I’ll puncture my scrotum.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I can’t carry a pen! I’m afraid I’ll puncture my scrotum.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
potee, these are load-bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

potee, these are load-bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not even caring...

It's not like that at all...

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

So how did you know you cut anything?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
My 18th month old was eating her peas one at a time last night :argh:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

My 18th month old was eating her peas one at a time last night :argh:

What's the deal with adoption?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

My 18th month old was eating her peas one at a time last night :argh:

Ya gotta see the baby!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

Ya gotta see the baby!

Some ugly baby, huh?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

What's the deal with adoption?

And what is his stand... on abortion?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

PT6A posted:

Some ugly baby, huh?

Breathtaking.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
I'm not joking, she looks like Lyndon Johnson.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

And what is his stand... on abortion?

THE SUPREME COURT gives me the right to do that! :mad:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

The Narrator posted:

I'm not joking, she looks like Lyndon Johnson.

Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
My father opened his shirt...

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