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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Eej posted:

tfw you support the gays but you're very upset because your family had just moved manufacturing to turkey

it's going to be extremely hilarious when his and other yes voters businesses go under lol

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

mods changed my name posted:

it's going to be extremely hilarious when his and other yes voters businesses go under lol


They’ll just blame it on Labor and brown people and somehow become even more Tory.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
destroying my family legacy to own the eu

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Woof Blitzer posted:

Nobody noticed the Berber joke...

I did but I'm late to the party and can't think of anything clever to say.

This is like saying"I knew it" after final jeopardy though.

In other news a UK parliament member who wants to leave the EU doesn't like the current plan to leave because it would give them no say in the EU parliament. I'm not quite sure what she thought leaving meant.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nadie-dorries-slams-brexit-deal-leave-remain-jk-rowling-a8639216.html

e: finally figured out a good metaphor for this shitshow, this is like when a kid runs away from home to the tree fort in the backyard but still wants to come in for a sandwich and to watch TV.

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Nov 18, 2018

A SOF Marine
May 29, 2013

As Nero Danced posted:

I did but I'm late to the party and can't think of anything clever to say.

This is like saying"I knew it" after final jeopardy though.

In other news a UK parliament member who wants to leave the EU doesn't like the current plan to leave because it would give them no say in the EU parliament. I'm not quite sure what she thought leaving meant.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nadie-dorries-slams-brexit-deal-leave-remain-jk-rowling-a8639216.html

Brexit: I’m not quite sure what she thought leaving meant.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
They knew what Brexit meant. The problem is it meant "We need to whip up ignorance and hatred towards immigrants", nothing to do with sound governance, and oops the first part won so the second part is getting turbo-hosed.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



FrozenVent posted:

Surgeons in the UK go by “Mr.”, physicians go by “Dr.”

...it’s an old thing dating back to when barbers did surgeries.

Almost. Mr is a consultant who specialises in one specific field, which can be surgery but which also could be oncology or gaeno etc. A doctor can still do surgery but it will be small stuff like hernias and vasectomies etc.

As for Brexit, the best way I have seen it is described is "Fun to watch from outside as the car goes over the cliff rather than being strapped screaming to the hood".

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
brexit voters are so drat lucky that the USA elected trump and saved them from being the laughing stock of the world lol

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

mods changed my name posted:

brexit voters are so drat lucky that the USA elected trump and saved them from being the laughing stock of the world lol

Same, except vice versa.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
As of right now I would say that the US and UK are tied for self-owns. We both have "unstable" governments (compared to what is expected for a country of this level of advancement) but there's still time to correct those mistakes.

If come March 30th, 2019 they actually do it, then the UK will be forever be the kings of shooting yourself in the foot.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Status of GOP: Still dangerously unhinged

https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/1063801551368724481

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
and yet some people here think some of the gop has good ideas and should be compromised with

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What in tarnation...

Is he recommending it be privatized?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

By abolished I'm guessing he means the public assets sold off for pennies on the dollar to the wealthy donors backing his political career.

Edit: Nope, it's government by sov-cit interpretation of the constitution. State's rights for eeeeeeeeverything.

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Nov 18, 2018

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

LingcodKilla posted:

What in tarnation...

Is he recommending it be privatized?

The gist is that trying to fix problems at a federal level is wasteful and everything would be better if we let each state decide how to run things for themselves.

so like Minnesota can have decent highways and Wisconsin can feel free to have roads that are barely better than goat paths and this is good because: [?????????????????]

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's basically how the system is managed currently.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Godholio posted:

That's basically how the system is managed currently.

Yeah, but there is pressure and money applied federally towards the highways. Some guy from the fed has to go out and look at these highways every now and again. They want a complete lack of oversight and carte blanche to do what they want in their lil fiefdoms.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Loden Taylor posted:

The gist is that trying to fix problems at a federal level is wasteful and everything would be better if we let each state decide how to run things for themselves.

so like Minnesota can have decent highways and Wisconsin can feel free to have roads that are barely better than goat paths and this is good because: [?????????????????]

Because FREEDOM.

The guy also thinks that the Supreme Court should strike down child labor laws.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Stultus Maximus posted:

Because FREEDOM.

The guy also thinks that the Supreme Court should strike down child labor laws.

Guillotine. I’ll pull the level myself.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

bird food bathtub posted:

By abolished I'm guessing he means the public assets sold off for pennies on the dollar to the wealthy donors backing his political career.

Edit: Nope, it's government by sov-cit interpretation of the constitution. State's rights for eeeeeeeeverything.

No no, not states rights for everything, just the stuff that the Conservative Death Cult leaders want.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

BigDave posted:

No no, not states rights for everything, just the stuff that the Conservative Death Cult leaders want.

Also let the free market decide, unless I'm the one they want to refuse service.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Brave tough warfighter strategic genius President calls out pussy-rear end sailor for not killing Bin Laden earlier.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


quote:

“Wouldn’t it have been nice if we got Osama bin Laden a lot sooner than that, wouldn’t it have been nice?” the president said. “You know, living — think of this — living in Pakistan, beautifully in Pakistan, in what I guess they considered a nice mansion, I don’t know, I’ve seen nicer, but living in Pakistan right next to the military academy. Everybody in Pakistan knew he was there.”

He really just can't help himself with poo poo like this. Not only does he lash out at everyone in the most idiotic way possible, he has to also constantly drop these dumb little references to how much better his stuff is than everyone else's.

He's such a simple and predictable jackass that you could program a believable TrumpBot in BASIC on a C64.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Narcissism's a helluva drug.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Plus “everyone knew he was there” was the part everyone knew but you’re not supposed to say out loud.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Diamond Joe got a new dogge:

https://twitter.com/pkcapitol/status/1063875310037422080

Biden/Major 2020?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

why are these people so god damned stupid.

e:

Stultus Maximus posted:

Because FREEDOM.

The guy also thinks that the Supreme Court should strike down child labor laws.

They've wanted this for a while

Jokers Gamble
May 31, 2013

Stultus Maximus posted:

Because FREEDOM.

The guy also thinks that the Supreme Court should strike down child labor laws.

For too long we've been letting them get by, it's time we finally crack down on these freeloading... *Checks notes* ...children?

Alternatively, maybe they call themselves the party of family values because they want you to imagine how much value it would bring your family when you send your kids to work in an unregulated coal mine.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
If you need tiny hands to work the machinery just use malnourished adults for god's sake. They're much stronger and less prone to getting distracted. Sheesh, they can't even capitalism right

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Jokers Gamble posted:

For too long we've been letting them get by, it's time we finally crack down on these freeloading... *Checks notes* ...children?

Alternatively, maybe they call themselves the party of family values because they want you to imagine how much value it would bring your family when you send your kids to work in an unregulated coal mine.

We also need to dissolve OSHA, that way the kids can get the full black lung experience! Just as the Republican God intended!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Milo and POTUS posted:


They've wanted this for a while

And they can have it, assuming they run a family farm.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
We lost a P-51D yesterday in Texas, along with its pilot and passenger, a WWII B-17 pilot. Unlike most warbirds, which will give you a ride for a few hundred bucks, WWII vets and Purple Heart recipients got to ride on "Pecos Bill" for free. :(

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Vasudus posted:

As of right now I would say that the US and UK are tied for self-owns. We both have "unstable" governments (compared to what is expected for a country of this level of advancement) but there's still time to correct those mistakes.

If come March 30th, 2019 they actually do it, then the UK will be forever be the kings of shooting yourself in the foot.

Hey don't forget us in the land downunder, where the government:
- Spilled the prime minister, did not provide a reason why (he wasn't hardline right wing enough and wanted to talk about Climate Change)
- Replaced him with the least popular candidate who tortured children in detention camps
- Proceeded to bomb even further in the polls
- Former leader resigned from Parliament, and then they lost his blue ribbon seat that they had held since 1903 to an independent who wanted to talk about climate change
- PM leaked during the by election campaign that they were considering moving the embassy to Jerusalem to garner the 10% Jewish vote - they lost it, and created a diplomatic incident with our closest neighbour, (the mostly Muslim) Indonesia
- They have 2 MPs in the house (which they no longer hold a majority in) who are constitutionally ineligible to be MPs due to pecuniary interests - one owns several childcare centres which receive government subsidies, the other invested in a company after it was awarded a government grant; but the government claims they're fine refuses to refer them to the High Court to actually test their innocence.
- The independants now have the balance of power in the house and may vote to refer both to the high court, which if they are found ineligible, will triggering by-elections which they will absolutely lose to the Labor party, which will trigger an election, which they will also absolutely lose. But they won't call an early election because they haven't figured out a way to steal it yet.
And this is all since Mid October.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Godholio posted:

We lost a P-51D yesterday in Texas, along with its pilot and passenger, a WWII B-17 pilot. Unlike most warbirds, which will give you a ride for a few hundred bucks, WWII vets and Purple Heart recipients got to ride on "Pecos Bill" for free. :(

Fuckkkkkk.

Hell of a way to die though.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Godholio posted:

We lost a P-51D yesterday in Texas, along with its pilot and passenger, a WWII B-17 pilot. Unlike most warbirds, which will give you a ride for a few hundred bucks, WWII vets and Purple Heart recipients got to ride on "Pecos Bill" for free. :(

That sucks but I bet the B-17 pilot was secretly thrilled

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Fallom posted:

That sucks but I bet the B-17 pilot was secretly thrilled

who isnt thrilled to die in 2018, really

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

mods changed my name posted:

who isnt thrilled to die in 2018, really

I will be goddamned if I'm going to let 2018 win.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

McNally posted:

I will be goddamned if I'm going to let 2018 win.

Holding out for the Mad Max hellscape of climate change I see.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Hellscape, here I come!

At least I'm over my metaphorical hill. Everything is coasting now until I either get killed in an accident or live long enough to develop alzheimer's and die on a walk a mile from a highway in the woods.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A cautionary tale about goons walking outside

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