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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? In stores now! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6FO50/
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Chuck Tingle is the one shining spot of light in this dark and terrible world.
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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names. To be honest, that's pretty smart.
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Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of Trump scandal stories pre-written just waiting for the details, because you know there will be more scandals.
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Tromp Conquered In The Butt By His Secret Love-Affair With Phil Clinton
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names. I dunno, the Look Inside samples from that one look pretty specifically written: ![]()
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Tinglers are the reason I get out of bed each morning.
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Aren't his books like 5 pages long or something? It's not too difficult to churn that out in an hour or so.
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ImpAtom posted:Aren't his books like 5 pages long or something? It's not too difficult to churn that out in an hour or so. It would take GRRM 8 months to get that much churned out.
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Solice Kirsk posted:It would take GRRM 8 months to get that much churned out. But what if its football season? ![]()
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New Leaf posted:But what if its football season? 24 months. Its a vicious cycle. #breakthewheel
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"I've just arrived from the United States and I'm looking to do something hosed up" is one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I've just arrived from the United States and I'm looking to do something hosed up" is one of the best sentences I've ever seen. Need to make this the new STDH thread title.
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I get all my daily news updates from Tingle publications.
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I can't wait for Trump to insult Chuck Tingle on Twitter.
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Kwyndig posted:Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of Trump scandal stories pre-written just waiting for the details, because you know there will be more scandals. Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. DONALD TROMP rear end BLASTED BY SEXY RUSSIAN ATOMIC DINGLE BY THE LATE CHUCK TINGLE (RIP)
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Railing Kill posted:Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. Uh, THE LATE HUGO NOMINATED CHUCK TINGLE (RIP). Please use his full title.
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Random Stranger posted:Uh, THE LATE HUGO NOMINATED CHUCK TINGLE (RIP). Please use his full title. Damnit! I'm so sorry. Forgive me, Hugo Nominated Chuck Tingle, wherever you are! Other gems we have to look forward to for the next 4* years: DONALD TROMP "BANG-COCK" BUTT POUNDED BY SEVEN SEXY THAI BANKERS (WHO ARE SECRETLY CHINESE) DUNALD TRAMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY SPECIAL SENATE INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE ON PRESIDENTIAL ETHICS AND FOREIGN RELATIONS DERNLD TRIMP KILLS A HOOKER IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND SNORTS COKE OUT OF A GAY STRIPPER'S rear end CRACK *(Assuming Trump doesn't get impeached in two years)
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Railing Kill posted:Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. Please. Trump isn't going to have Tingle killed. He's not Hillary Clinton.
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Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:Please. Trump isn't going to have Tingle killed. Nah, he'd probably just pee on him.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Nah, he'd probably just pee on him. Pumped In The Rump By Pissedent Trump
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Wheat Loaf posted:Nah, he'd probably just pee on him. proving love is real for all who piss
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dordreff posted:proving love is real for all who piss ![]()
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RoboRodent posted:I can't wait for Trump to insult Chuck Tingle on Twitter. I think even Donald can puzzle out how that'll work for him But he's yet to disappoint in dismal failure selling himself so
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Are all those Chuck tingle books real?
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oldpainless posted:Are all those Chuck tingle books real? Yes, oldpoundless, but they're each very short.
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Tingle's grammar is spot on. ![]()
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To quote some wise goon, "Chuck Tingle is the greatest writer in American history that I will never read."
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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? FTFY
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Literally didn't even know this movie was even made, let alone out yet. Great marketing.
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I saw previews for it in theatre, and man did it ever look terrible.
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PittTheElder posted:I saw previews for it in theatre, and man did it ever look terrible. It pretty much was. Admittedly, I don't really care about the games, but a friend of mine really wanted to see it and is a pissbaby about going to the movies alone so I went with him.
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Phimosissy posted:It pretty much was. poo poo. I've got a friend who loves Asscred, and he wants to see the movie, but also hates going alone. Maybe I can get drunk first.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:poo poo. I've got a friend who loves Asscred, and he wants to see the movie, but also hates going alone. Maybe I can get drunk first. Get drunk during and start an MST3K style riff fest
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Jamesman posted:Literally didn't even know this movie was even made, let alone out yet. Great marketing. It also came out a week after Rogue One.
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Phimosissy posted:It pretty much was. You're friends with Donald Trump?
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Coq au Nandos posted:You're friends with Donald Trump? This guy. This guy gets it.
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