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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

my name is aggie
and i rap
in my sideways baseball cap
*funky record scratching*

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Poor Pud got shoved under the couch upside down.

https://i.imgur.io/q2gyzZE.mp4

Managed to get away tho.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Megabound posted:

Aggie you’re not a record



Aggie, officially on the record.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


everyone’s so big now :cry:

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
don't know if I already posted this one of her recharging her sun energy but so what if I did

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
read a research study once about how cats like to sit on rectangular shaped objects

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


them boots

shitface
Nov 23, 2006


we did this with my ex’s tortie, Doodles, years ago. I felt bad for her

before




after


Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


shitface posted:

we did this with my ex’s tortie, Doodles, years ago. I felt bad for her

before




after




yesssssss

peridot was very matted because she's a big anxious baby who won't let me brush her stomach, so she's much happier now. she's also lucky that climate change means it's two weeks away from winter and it's still really warm out (29C max today!), so she hasn't been too cold.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:low hum:

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

Organza Quiz posted:

yesssssss

peridot was very matted because she's a big anxious baby who won't let me brush her stomach, so she's much happier now. she's also lucky that climate change means it's two weeks away from winter and it's still really warm out (29C max today!), so she hasn't been too cold.

yeah. some bad knots and also Phoenix summer was why we did it

Doodles is around 14-15 we think now and has been on chemo for around 3 years but still responding well to it and continues to be a happy little bug :)

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
we're going to be adopting two from this furpile in the next couple of weeks! don't know which two yet, but definitely sisters

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Orange + another imo

ladyweapon
Nov 6, 2010

It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Orange + another imo

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Orange + another imo

por que no los dos gatos naranjas

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Boris Galerkin posted:

por que no los cinco

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Boris Galerkin posted:

por que no los dos gatos naranjas



:eng101: anaranjadas

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Radio Paranoia posted:

we're going to be adopting two from this furpile in the next couple of weeks! don't know which two yet, but definitely sisters



no fewer than three shitheads here, one of which is the orange one

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


Radio Paranoia posted:

we're going to be adopting two from this furpile in the next couple of weeks! don't know which two yet, but definitely sisters



okay but what if you adopted all of them???

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I would personally get orange unit and then the girl on the left who has an orange leg.

In my experience an orange and a calico from the same litter works out pretty great.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Orange cats are objectively the best cats.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kwyndig posted:

Orange cats are objectively the best cats.

This is true, I've never met a bad orange cat

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Trig Discipline has the right idea having 3 orange cats

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.


Fibonacci Oscar agrees

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


Captain Hygiene posted:

This is true, I've never met a bad orange cat

this fucker knocks over my water glasses on purpose when he wants attention :mad:

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I fail to see how that constitutes as "bad". It's standard Noodles operating procedure.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Radio! posted:

this fucker knocks over my water glasses on purpose when he wants attention :mad:



Blameless cat responding naturally to circumstances outside his control

Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

Captain Hygiene posted:

I've never met a bad orange cat

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

crime is noodles’ love language

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Pollyanna posted:

everyone’s so big now :cry:

Butters still has the smol cats covered.

https://i.imgur.io/Og2ZQFh.mp4

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

Boogalo posted:

Butters still has the smol cats covered.

https://i.imgur.io/Og2ZQFh.mp4

:kimchi: buttery biscuits

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
your cat probably dipped his litter laced paw into your glass of water overnight cause you were ignoring him and then he knocked it over cause you were nice to him and he didn't want you drinking his poo

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

noodles !!

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Radio! posted:

this fucker knocks over my water glasses on purpose when he wants attention :mad:



sorry, but this is not the face of a criminal.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Radio! posted:

this fucker knocks over my water glasses on purpose when he wants attention :mad:



I love that face

felgs
Dec 31, 2008

Cats cure all ills. Post more of them.

Noodles is innocent

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
what a little angel

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


My Spirit Otter posted:

what a little angel


You're killing me here, I am dead.

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Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

My Spirit Otter posted:

what a little angel


that cat has a quest for you

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