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The Dino Management would like to remind the SL Press that the Phantoms actually had a worse pythag record than the Dinos in the last SL season. As such, Dino Management is certain that SL history will eventually show that the Phantoms are the inferior team.
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Bombers lineup vs. RHP: SS - Vaughan CF - Hamilton 2B - Collins RF - Ramirez DH - Pujols LF - Bonds 1B - Carew C - Berra 3B - Santo vs. LHP: SS - Vaughan 2B - Collins DH - Pujols RF - Ramirez LF - Bonds 1B - Carew C - BErra 3B - Santo CF - Davis
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Winning only 3 out of the last 12 seems like a pretty good time to panic, but I will not...for now. Some lineup shuffling to hopefully improve my offense. vs RHP SS Appling CF Charleston 1B Thomas LF Bonds RF Robinson C Torre/Campanella 3B Mathews 2B Frisch P Pitcher
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Forzelt posted:The Dino Management would like to remind the SL Press that the Phantoms actually had a worse pythag record than the Dinos in the last SL season. As such, Dino Management is certain that SL history will eventually show that the Phantoms are the inferior team. And yet you chose to team with me. Next time I see you in chat I'm going to send you the lineup I made and after discussing subs the team will be set.
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: Hey, we won three games this week. And the pitching only gave up about 4 runs a game! I feel better than I have about competing since I got my rear end kicked by Elizabeth Warren in the 2012 Senatorial debates! : Still sitting six games shy of .500, though. The boss is going to want better results. : That's right. I am. You've got one quarter-month left to show why we shouldn't be looking for a turnaround artist. : Quarter-month? You mean a week? : We're going to miss our monthly projected winnings already, but if you can take four of the next six we'll actually overperform the market's current expectations. : Plus, do you know how many people want your job? I even had George Pataki calling me and asking if he could come up to the Campaign trail to "explore some possibilities." I mean, good golly. He'll never actually apply for the job... : I get it, I'm on the hot seat. OK then, time to make some changes. Roster Changes: Curt Simmons to 5th starter. Adam Wainwright to Long Man. Mark Buehrle to Rick Ankiel's Middle Relief spot. Middle Relief Rick Ankiel to the minors. Troy Glaus into the lineup replacing Han-Ram at third. Hanley Ramirez to the bench.
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habeasdorkus posted:
I simmed the week about two minutes before you made that post.
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I spent too much time writing up the fluff! No worries, I doubt it'll make much of a difference.
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Week 4 Injury Report Antarctic Coldplayers A Greg Maddux (SP) (The herd must be culled) - 99 days Australian Thunder Republic of Zambia (RP) (International Sanctions) - 8 days Oklahoma City Bombers Yogi Berra (C) (But the future refused to change!) - 25 days Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers Free Bonus Content! But it's not about baseball, so feel free to just scroll on down! Legion of Super-Heroes (v4) #3 Starring the 30th Century's Fanciest Super-Villain! Last time: Ultra Boy and Kono were smugglers! The government of Rimbor didn't like them, and tried to kill them. Tried indeed. Time for a quick round up of where some other former members of the Legion ended up after the time skip! Dream Girl is in charge of her planet, but her planet doesn't really matter! Sun Boy is a stooge for the evil government of Earth, and it's revealed that the evil Dominators are the ones secretly controlling said Earthgov! Element Lad is on Trom guarding the memorials he's erected for all of his dead countrymen! Mon-El, who had died in the penultimate issue of the last volume of Legion of Super-Heroes, is still (mostly) dead! Dawnstar is doing something! Polar Boy is in prison! Star Boy became a pro sports coach (it will later turn out that he became a baseball manager)! Brainiac 5 is dealing with some kid afflicted with some plague! And Chameleon Boy and Cosmic Boy are on Rimbor looking for Ultra Boy! A minion informs Mordru, an evil space wizard and one the Legion's most prominent foes, that the Legion is starting to reform. Mordru is displeased, because it means that Mordru can no longer spend all of his free time watching Rond Vidar, friend of the Legion, be tortured. He does, however, still have time to crush Rond Vidar's Green Lantern ring for fun. Winath! Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl, founders of the Legion, have decided to stop doing heroic stuff, and run a large farm instead. Lightning Lad has also decided to engage in sparkling word play with his brother. Hey, listen, guys, I'm sure that eventually someone will do something heroic in this comic. At some point. Probably. Also, Saturn Girl is pregnant again. EXCITEMENT! Meanwhile, Lightning Lass and Shrinking Violet have decided to get nude, because nudity is big on Winath, and walk around a memorial garden dedicated to all of their friends that died while part of the Legion. In the future, it's going to become totally normal to strip down to your underwear and walk around solemn memorials, okay? It will be considered impolite to wear anything more concealing than a loincloth to funerals. Lightning Lass says that she used to worry that, when Shrinking Violet was in the Imskian army, that Lightning Lass was going to go out to the garden and find Violet's statue among the others. Because, you know, then Shrinking Violet would be dead. Well, Keith Giffen, you are certainly trying to sexualize the female form. Or maybe sexualize chiaroscuro. Rimbor! Cosmic Boy and Chameleon Boy are in the slums, although, as we talked about last time, that really could describe anywhere on the planet, and Cosmic Boy wonders if Ultra Boy is really suitable to be in the Legion at this point, what with the smuggling operation and all. Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a smuggler! Han Solo was a smuggler! A large furry creature named Furball shows up and directs them, since Furball can't talk, to follow him to find Ultra Boy. See, how bad can Ultra Boy be? He has his own Chewbacca! Mordru uses magic to monitor them. Ultra Boy receives Chameleon Boy and Cosmic Boy at the heart of his smuggling operation, and gives them hugs of friendship. Earth! The Dominators who secretly control Earthgov reveal that they were the ones who sprung Roxxas from space-prison to go and kill the Legionnaires before they can reform the Legion. Also, they're hoping that Roxxas can take care of the Legion problem quietly, without attracting undue attention. A number of Dominators point out that calling on a man most famously for killing an entire planet's worth of people might not be the best way to do something quietly. Speaking of which, Roxxas is on the case! He's tracked down Blok, a former member of the Legion who was made of stone and never did anything interesting. He doesn't really prove all that more interesting in death, since Roxxas just blows him to bits with a special anti-Blok gun, and then Blok hallucinates going up the "steps of eternity to find out the truth about who he is." And then Blok dies. Sad. In theory. Roxxas wins! Somehow. Wait, exactly what did he do? Mordru continues to monitor Cosmic Boy's group, and finds out that the new Legion's first plan of action is to mount a rescue of the White Witch, another former teammate of theirs, who is currently being held captive by Mordru, who decides to get ready for another showdown with the Legion. Ultra Boy agrees to help Chameleon Boy and Cosmic Boy with that, and suggests they take Kono with them, because, hell, why not? Winath! Roxxas, master of subtlety, has mailed the pieces of Blok's body to Lightning Lad's son, noting that Lightning Lad does like to collect those dead Legionnaires statues, and Blok's body kind of already is a statue, with some re-assembly required. Earth! The Dominators finds out that their super-subtle plan to destroy the morale of the Legionnaires through Roxxas has hit a snag, since sending a dead body and signing a note attached to the dead body is not precisely quiet or subtle. Rimbor! Cosmic Boy feels like the new Legion is really coming together. It's been three issues, I'd hope so! Text Piece! It's about how Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl started up a profitable agricultural concern. Because that really needed exposition. Also, how one of their sons was the carrier of a deadly plague from when he was under the control of Darkseid. So that's the kid that Brainiac 5 was looking after at the top of the issue. (It's complicated. And boring.)2 Meanwhile, On Shanghalla, the cemetery planet, Mon-El comes back to life and bursts right out of his grave. But he's also hearing voices in his head. Do they counsel him? Do they understand? We'll have to wait until next issue! To be continued! Notes and Technicalities 2The Legion once thwarted a plan of Darkseid's to conquer the universe, so Darkseid retaliated by stealing one Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl's first set of twins, turning him into a monster named Validus, and then sending him back in time to fight the Legion a bunch of times. As you do when you're a villain. And then Darkseid decided to turn Validus back into an infant and give him back to Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl at a certain point, because that whole deal really wasn't working out, nor, realistically, could it work out, since if Validus managed to kill his parents before he was born, well, you can see the problem. But he did manage to turn the kid into a carrier of a plague. In conclusion, my head hurts. Characters of Note -Dream Girl- Nura Nal has the power to see the future! Kind of. Sort of. And only in dreams. She was also in a long-term relationship with Star Boy that crumbled when she was unfaithful to him. Repeatedly. But, hey, a few of the times she cheated on him, she did so under the effect of a dude with evil psychic powers! Eventually, she resigned from the Legion to become the leader of her home planet, Naltor. She won't do anything all that important in any of these comics. -Mon-El- Okay, lads, you thought poo poo was confusing before? This is where the rubber really meets the road! Lar Gand was from the planet Daxam, where everyone has the same powers as Superman, except instead of only being weak to Kryptonite, they're weak to lead, which is a fair bit more common that Kryptonite. And by weak to lead, I mean, if they get exposed to trace amounts of it, they die. He was originally from the 20th Century, and was cruising through the cosmos when he crashed onto Earth, losing his memory in the process. Superboy thought he was from Krypton, since they had the same powers, and dubbed him Mon-El, since Superboy found him on a Monday, and Superboy is Kal-El, the El being his family name. But then Superboy thought that Mon-El might have been trying to pull a fast one, so he Mon-El tricked by exposing him to a piece of lead painted up to look like Kryptonite. Mon-El recoiled in horror, and Superboy was sure he had out-conned Mon-El, pointing that if Mon-El were a real Kryptonian, he wouldn't have been hurt, since it wasn't really Kryptonite. Mon-El, who now had his memory back, explained that he was super-weak to lead, and that's what he was reacting to. Since Mon-El was dying by this point, Superboy put him into the Phantom Zone until he could come up with a cure. 1000 years later, with Superboy having struck out on that regard, the Legion pulled Mon-El out of the Phantom Zone and cured him. He had a fun time in the Legion, fell in love with another member named Shadow Lass, and then had to watch as Superboy, well, a Superboy at any rate, sacrificed himself to stop one of Time Trapper's schemes. Mon-El was so pissed that he helped a faction of Legionnaires conspire to kill Time Trapper once and for all. And they did! But Mon-El got repeatedly blasted by the Trapper with rays of pure entropy, which hurt MOn-El badly, and continued to eat away at him even after the fight. A few months later, he was on life support, and then all technology in the galaxy stopped working for storyline reasons, and Mon-El died. So now he's dead. Except he just came back to life at the end of this issue, so scratch that last part. -Dawnstar- By the late '70s, it had become kind of embarrassing that the members of the Legion were all either white, or alien. As part of an attempt to rectify that, they introduced Dawnstar, a Native American character whose power was super-tracking, and who wore a buckskin outfit with fringes. Diversity problem solved forever! She also has wings for some reason. -Star Boy- Thom Kallor once killed a dude, but it was in self-defense! The Legion didn't care, and voted him out of the Legion in disgrace. But the Legion kind of works similarly to pro wrestling, in that he managed to get back on the team a few months later wearing a mask and pretending to be a new character named "Sir Prize". That was also the very last interesting thing he did as a member of the Legion. -Mordru- The Legion villain par excellence. He is an evil warlord with magical powers who tends to like to try and conquer the universe whenever possible. But since he has a crippling fear of claustrophobia, the Legion usually buries him in a big pile of rubble, and that causes him to shut down. At some point, he lost his powers, and without those powers, he was actually a relatively sensible fellow. But now he's got his powers back, and is evil again. Keith Giffen had given Mordru a revised origin story a couple of years before this story, but I don't care to relate the details at this time, even though, 40 issues down the line, I guess I will, since it will become kind of important at that point. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. -Rond Vidar- Brainiac 5's best friend, who is a fellow super-scientist. He is also Universo's son, and since Universo is a super-villain, he once tried to kill Rond, forcing Rond to fake his own death for a while. Rond also managed to get his hands on a Green Lantern ring for a while, but Mordru smashed that up good last issue. In this iteration of continuity, he has no significant other that would want to know where he is, which is why he's been trapped on Mordru's world for quite some time. I can only assume that no alterations to continuity will change that basic storyline fact in the near-future. -Furball- A big furry dude with a lot of hair and PATHOS! Well, theoretical pathos. Given the context when we learn Furball's tragic circumstances, it's going to be hard to care. -The Dominators- A villainous race of dudes with big heads and lots of pointy teeth who want to conquer Earth to use the genetic code of humans to create a lot of super-powered people that they can use to conquer the universe! By the standards of this comic, that's actually a logical and straightforward plan, really. -Blok- A giant dude made of stone. He was stoically boring. Also, the last of kind. And then he got blown up. -Lightning Lad- Garth Ranzz was one of the first three members of the Legion, and had lightning powers. He managed to get himself killed once, and then came back to life*, and then managed to get his arm blown off during an attack on a space-whale gone awry. He later had it regrown, though. And now he's a successful farmer married to Saturn Girl, except that one of his children is the carrier of a deadly plague, and said plague managed to cripple one of his legs. -Saturn Girl- Imra Ardeen, like all people from Titan, has telepathy. She was one of the first three members of the Legion and is a deeply boring character. -White Witch- Mysa Nal, Nura's sister, is a magician with magical powers of magic. She's been helping the magical community try and get back on its feet with magic after the magical Sorceror's World got blown to magic bits at the end of the last volume of Legion of Super-Heroes due to magic. Sadly, part of that magical plan involved giving Mordru his magic powers back, which did not work magically well. Magic. Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 5, 2015 |
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Cruiserweight Championship Dorchester Phantoms (they're the champions, right?) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) Grand Slam Championships Rockford Losers
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Champs retain. Also, if you think Dawnstar was bad... hey Smasher, does Tyroc show up in the 5YL Legion? Because Tyroc is a great example of how a comicbook's attempt to add diversity was actually racist as gently caress. (edit: Wikipedia tells me he does show up eventually, so I'll let Smasher explain when he gets there. Hoo boy.) DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 5, 2015 |
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Oh Comics and your inability to add racially diverse characters that just act like normal people. I'm finding this Let's Read of the Legion of Superheroes to be quite entertaining. Anyway: Pickem: Champs retain.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
Isn't it obvious? He went POOM! Everybody knows rock monsters are weak to POOM! Pick 'Em: Oranges take, rest retain.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Tyroc is in this story. As is his magical island.
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c)
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Tyroc is in this story. As is his magical island. The magical island where, in the future, all the black people live. (I can't wait)
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers
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TKBomber7285 posted:And yet you chose to team with me. Next time I see you in chat I'm going to send you the lineup I made and after discussing subs the team will be set. We can settle our grudge after the Tag-Team! We have different hours but I will try to hop on IRC this weekend. e: PICK'EM Cruiserweight Championship Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c)
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The magical island where, in the future, all the black people live. Roxbury?
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pick em Champs retain
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers
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Sub-Par League IV, Week 3: Warum hast du uns das angetan? Games of the Weak Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score The Pan Man posted:
Box Score Old McDonald posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Analysis Standings Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 21:41 on May 5, 2015 |
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Florida Oranges @ Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Krakow Dragons (c) @ Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c) @ Rockford Losers
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ted "monkey cheese" williams
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Oranges Hardcore and Television Championships Dragons Grand Slam Championships Pirates
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Two questions: 1. Can we get these things for Super-League teams too? 2. Is team chemistry actually a factor in the sim engine? Because I'm worried my Heinie Manush is also missing his Harry Heilmann.
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I feel like my bullpen barely gets used so can we make these slider changes please: Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +1 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1 Otherwise everything looks great on offence, and the pitching staff should normalize soon. Thank you, McFreeze!
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Milt Thompson posted:Two questions: iirc player morale means jack poo poo except in regards to how much the player is going to demand in contract negotiations, which isn't a thing in the super league
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Pick 'em: PICK WALDO NOW! Cruiserweight Championship Dorchester Phantoms (c) Hardcore and Television Championships Akabira Confessors Grand Slam Championships Somali Pirates (c)
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Ice To Meet You posted:JR Leap's voice boomed across the beachside, and all eyes focused on her. She continued: "I know who did it, and I can exactly explain how it happened and why it happened." "You... what?" Pete Alexander was stunned. "But there's not nearly enough evidence, pretty much anybody could hav-" "Oh no, that's not the case, my dear, and you should know that." Suddenly, Alexander found himself in the middle of the crowd, surrounded by judging eyes, as JR Leap continued her explanation. "After all, it was YOU who did it!" Dude, everything about this recap is amazing. Besaid has a veritable murder mystery on its hands! You've made it clear that I need to send Clark Griffith into Witness Protection (aka, the minors), and replace him with Michael Wakka who will be the new long reliever. One can only hope that the true villain, JR Leap, doesn't take a shot at him too...
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# ? May 5, 2015 22:43 |
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Pick'em Champs retain.
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Well DannoMack you heard the game. I have a Bill Skowron!
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I'd like to know the story of how Rickey and Bill met and fell in love personally.
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Alas, it looks like my Grantham isn't going to be viable, whether because he's George Grantham or because he's "bugged" via the Aleworkers. Either way, demote Grantham and promote O'Neill. Tip takes over Grantham's spot in all lineups. Pick 'Em: Champs Retain
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PICK THEM: Champions retain. MOOGLIES: * Swap Edgar Martinez and Ernie Lombardi in both batting orders. * Send Mike Timlin to the minors; replace him on the roster and in the Setup role with Dwight Gooden. JOSE IGLESIAS: Can gently caress right off.
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: Oh hell yeah son it's time for the Stone Cold Goose Goslin Podcast! I'm drinkin' a little beer and about to raise a whole lotta hell right here on the show tonight. I'd like to talk a little about the most recent Sub-Par league update. I can't believe ol' Stone Cold was traded to a team in the Sub-Par League, but them's the breaks I guess. Let me show y'all Exhibit A. : Ya drat right the bottom line is all that matters to Stone Cold Goose Goslin, and the bottom line is that I'm kickin' a lot of rear end and the Jersey City Jobbers are somehow in first place, despite a couple of our main eventers workin' like they're jerkin' the curtain'. George Brett? C'mon son. Ya got one of the best drat workrates around, kid. Ya gotta be snug with the grip on yer bat, or else yer gonna hit like that no good sumbitch Mickey Mantle. Hell, look at Sam Thompson. The kid's a star and proved it in the Expansion Cup but struggled a little in the Super-League. Now he put up a good week and is lookin' like a star again. Hell, he's hittin' .316, and that's a mighty fine number. The rate Gary Sheffield's goin', he's on a one way ticket to developmental. Now if ya excuse me, my boss Armitage wanted me to make a few roster changes to keep the flow of the show goin'. We had a great week but we can't be sleepin' on it. Ya never know, the Murphs and the Witches can wake up any minute now and make us the JOB Squad. Here are the changes he ordered me to make. It's just a rotation change. SP1: Joe Williams SP2: Hilton Smith Now, both them guys are strugglin' early on, and Hilton Smith got a boo boo in his last start. The switch in the rotation allows Smith to start game 3 of the Murphs series instead of missin' a start. Will that be the right move to make? They need a fire lit in 'em. They're lackin' that fire in their bellies right now that made them superstars in the Super League promotion. If they don't get it together soon, ol' Stone Cold will have to deliver a couple of Stunners until they improve! Now, accordin' to my watch, we're runnin' out of time on my podcast, so I'd like to thank my sponsors, DC Comics. If they didn't make some bizarre crap in the 70s and 80s, the main cat himself SmasherDynamo wouldn't need to write some entertainin' filler to keep him sane. Anyway, let's wrap this crap up and say that if you think Goose Goslin's gonna continue to whip some rear end in the Monster's Ball Division, give me a hell yeah! Everyone, even the lurkers in Let's Play that read this thread but don't sign up for a team. Yeah, I see you: HELL YEAH! : And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so! Armitage fucked around with this message at 00:22 on May 6, 2015 |
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Notes from Headmaster Monokuma's Desk: : Attention, students! This is an important announcement from Headmaster Monokuma! - Let it be known that I'm not one to not give credit where credit is due, and as such, I would like to congratulate the entire team on their sweep of division rivals, the Mounties! A celebratory banquet will be held at the gymnasium, and everybody currently attending the academy is invited! Have fun, and try not to get stabbed with a shish kebab! - The Monokuma Award For Excellence In Form Of A Plushie Of The Week is awarded to Curt Schilling VI, the ace of the team's rotation. Keep up the good work, and you'll live to see another season! - It is also noted that hitting has improved all-around, and a lot of the players reprimanded last week have stepped up their game! Good job, everyone! However, the same can not be said for Stan Musial, who continues to disappoint. I don't want to have to take this old horse out to the factory and make glue out of it, but I'm still willing to do it, so step it up! Furthermore, Curt Schillings II and III are once again reprimanded for their sub-par performances. You're running out of time... - In school news, the entire German faculty has been found dead after a lesson on Die Welle got drastically out of hand. As such, the German department has been taken over by the students, who have formed a fascist paramilitary group and now call themselves The Deluge of Despair. If any of you expect me to do something about that, you're sorely mistaken, as the school rules say absolutely nothing about forming fascist paramilitary groups and taking over faculties. Plus, I like their name. It's punchy. - However, since we are now low on German teachers, I would like to announce that the day-to-day manager of our baseball team has now been recruited as a teacher! Please ignore how he seems to insist on calling the Hope's Peak Despair the Grass Valley Wizards, he's a bit confused right now. That will be all - see you next week, and play ball!
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