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Week 23 Injury Report Besaid Aurochs Dick Drago (SP) (Sahagin bite) - 10 days Cosmic Space Fish Roger Clemens (SP) (Clucking all the while) - 11 days Rick Honeycutt (RP) (Unconscious on the bar room tile) - 15 days Rochester Generics Rich Gossage (RP) (Mercy kill) - 15 days Salem Witches Eddie Mathews (3B) (Oh no! Someone reversed the curse!) - 21 days
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 01:31 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Cosmic Space Fish img-it's-happening.gif
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 20:50 |
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Miguel Tejada takes Denis Menke's spot in the starting lineup.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 21:01 |
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Super-League XVI, Week 23: HURT! Games of the Week Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis Your team is probably going to die. Analysis IT'S HAPPENING! Analysis This team certainly can win a wildcard. Analysis If the Southpaws canhold on through this next week, they can probably win their division. Analysis Pirates have ruined your dreams. Oh, well, there's next season. Analysis I have made my thoughts on your lineup known. Analysis Another team that should think things over in the offseason. Analysis The division should be yours, steady as she goes. Analysis Technically, this team could still win a wildcard. But it will need to sweep the Losers next week if that's going to happen. Analysis Will the Doom clinch this week? Or next week? FEEL THE TENSION! Analysis If you can survive next week, the Crows will be very close to not finishing last. Analysis Everyone has down seasons now and then. Analysis Please hold on. Please. Analysis No news to report. Analysis Please kills the Coldplayers. Analysis I can't believe you won't let Snuffy have a puppy. Analysis The Bombers still have a chance of winning the division. And, given how their schedule shakes out, will probably decide who finishes in last place in the Mark Bellhorn division as well. Analysis Seven games left against the Whalers means that the Losers still have a bit of work to do. Analysis Sad. Analysis Your pitching probably won't be as bad in the Sub-Par League. Analysis Kind of ridiculous at this point. Analysis Are you really going to let HulkaMatt get out of this season without his heart being broken? Analysis This is a legit good team with solid offense and pitching that is on a collision course with the Pirates. But they probably have, between their talent and the fact that it will be a short series, the best chance of beating the Pirates. Analysis The way the schedule shakes out, the Rakers should be able to ride the five game lead to the end. Also, by Frank Tanana, what you really meant was "Lefty Grove". Probably. Standings
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:16 |
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The Dragons offense has failed horribly this season. I'm happy with the starting pitching, and parts of the bullpen are satisfactory, but we just can't score enough runs. Smasher League 4th best OOBA, 3rd best OSP, but we just can't score runs. New Hoss will get 300Ks and win 20 games, but... Some changes for the coming week, then. 1. Replace Manush with Cobb in the line-up. 2. Cobb plays CF, Goslin LF, Aaron DH. Robert Deadford fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jun 19, 2015 |
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I don't care anymore. Put in Cabrera as 3B, Larkin back to SS, Speaker in CF. I give up. Put us in the Sub-par League regardless of where we finish. I'm sick of being hated for a team name.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:51 |
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Resting guys time. vs. RHP only 1. CF Billy Hamilton 2. LF Ted Williams 3. 1B Jason Giambi 4. RF Babe Ruth 5. DH Mickey Mantle 6. SS Barry Larkin 7. C Wally Schang 8. 2B Joe Morgan 9. 3B George Kell Pitching Southpaws series coming up, and I would still like to destroy them. Swap Carlton with Reuschel, and not that it will make any difference, but put Fergie on the 40-man roster instead of Ryan.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:54 |
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THIRD PLACE! IF ONLY I HAD PUT RANDY JOHNSON IN EARLIER!!!!!!! Call up Nen, he takes Rollies spot in the bullpen, who promptly gets his 1-7 rear end back in the minors.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:56 |
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Pungry posted:
Having haters means you're doing something right.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 23:02 |
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Snuffy is allergic to dogs probably. Why would i buy him a puppy? Anyway, quaker spent the puppy money on a t-shirt gun.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 23:07 |
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Pungry posted:
no don't
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 23:58 |
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Alright, I cannot have the fifth starter going any more, not if I want to win the division. Move to a four man rotation, make Wynn the mop up guy, and make sure next starter is set to Walter Johnson. Also, release Mike Stanton. Mogul seems to love throwing him in games despite the fact he just can't pitch. I'll add him back to my roster next season, but for now I can't have him in games. Also, have some new lineups. Vs. RHP: code:
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:08 |
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Wait, you can just release players? Paco Rodriguez tortured my bullpen throughout September the one year I actually won. No matter how deep I tried to bury him he would always come back.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 01:16 |
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FairGame posted:Wait, you can just release players? Paco Rodriguez tortured my bullpen throughout September the one year I actually won. No matter how deep I tried to bury him he would always come back. I hope you can, because Stanton is going to cause me to lose games, and Kaat seems to have figured out how to pitch in his stead. My rotation may be awful but I can at least hope to get a good performance out of my bullpen, and Stanton is going to mess that up.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 03:37 |
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More lineup shuffling to manage fatigue for the stretch run: vs LHP SS Appling CF Charleston LF Bonds RF Robinson 1B Kaline 2B Kent C Torre/Campanella 3B Frisch P Pitcher
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:48 |
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Scared of soreness in the last weeks - Trammell needs a rest. Swap him & Nomar Garciaparra against lefties. I have no idea what to do with Mickey & Willie, though. gently caress. Just gonna let them play.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:44 |
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EC XVII Update: September Oopsie! There's almost no suspense left, the leaders having utterly solidified their dominance over their respective leagues with only a short month of games left to play. What's interesting is how the leagues have a clear winner and then a lot of flux. Then there's the poor Unspecs. Oh well. Special apologies to CVE, but in my defense I'm kind of stupid. Analysis A good month, but the Stoned Lightning had a better one. Analysis Your pitching might do better in the Subpar, and you're pretty much assured the first overall pick, but you had an unfathomably bad month. Analysis In a team with Babe and Teddy Ballgame, your MVP is...John McGraw! (not really but those numbers are pretty gaudy) Analysis On the one hand your pitching is pretty good and you can draft to cover the rough spots, but on the other hand you have multiple needs in your line up. Analysis Your pitching failed to show up, there's all there is to it. Analysis You still around? Analysis The '95 Indians isn't this terrible team to use, as you've demonstrated. But it exposed the weakness of the SPs on that feeder. Analysis At this point in the season we should put together a show comprised of clips from prior episodes and call it good. Analysis Smasher is gonna kill me good. But not as bad as he'll kill you in the Super League, I'm afraid. Analysis So Tris Speaker melted into goo and your bullpen is a horrorshow. These are problems not easily fixed. Analysis Slim Sallee is "Wonder AAA Player" hailing from Chillicothe or something. Analysis People say that COF are easy to replace, but when your competition are sticking Ruths and Otts and Williams there, even greats like Gwynn tend to pale in comparison. Then you start George Bell. Also, Yu Darvish, the people's choice. Analysis Robin Roberts has always been a little shaky in the SL, and if he's your ace you're gonna have problems. Analysis First, sorry. Second, your defense is still not good. Ironically Olerud is seventh in both leagues for RF at 2B. Don't look at me like that.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:09 |
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Would never blame you could have said things earlier as well. So the way I see it I need to pick up decent infield defense at 2B/3B/SS/C, putting McGraw as a DH to get rid of his glove, get at least a better 5th starter. The Question is where do I start... probably defense though. At the moment I would pick 5th or 6th unless people start throwing now for better picks. Wish I could leverage that pick in the same way the 1st pick was leveraged last time although there is a huge difference between a first draft pick and the following once.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 17:23 |
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Kouerson! You have two players on your feeders that I would love to try out, either next season or in The Gauntlet should I fail to hold my lead. Please start thinking about what you might want on your team.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:05 |
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Also, while we're asking Kouerson for feeder players. You have a Rance Mulliniks and I have a bunch of guys in my minor leagues that I might not use. Would, say, Whitey Ford work?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:07 |
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how the gently caress am I still .500 no, seriously, how
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 18:31 |
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Ruth to the bench, Delahanty to DH.
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The Khartoum Doom have clinched the Mark Bellhorn Division! The South Dakota Marmosets have become the first Triad team to reach the playoffs! Super-League XVI, Week 24 Injury Report Dorchester Phantoms Tony Perez (IF) (ENOUGH!) - Out for Season Florida Oranges Nolan Ryan (SP) (Drawing Down) - 10 days New World Symphony Joe Sewell (SS) (Someone look up the rules for awarding the Super-League batting title!) - 31 days Ken Williams (OF) (TRAGIC!) - 13 days South Dakota Marmosets Jim Brewer (RP) (Came within six feet of Chelsea Baker) - 14 days Pick 'em: Face Yer Fears! Cruiserweight Championship Khartoum Doom @ Chicago Southpaws (c) NO MAN CAN STOP THE PIRATES! NO TEAM CAN STOP THE PIRATES! Will the Pirates lose ANY games this week? (vs. Oranges, @ Losers) Yes or No? Almost Done! Legion of Super-Heroes (v4) #22 The Quiet Darkness II: Quieter and Darker! Aria, Lori and Furball are walking around Zuun, and Aria talks about how she's always had a connection to Coda, her twin brother, but she can't feel him anymore. They decide to stop and rest for a while. Lobo finds the scene from last issue where Furball massacred the thugs and makes fun of them before moving on. Ultra Boy, Celeste and Kent Shakespeare have managed to get a ship and are flying to Zuun. Celeste wants to know why Brainiac 5 took Furball to Zuun, and Ultra Boy says that he's got a hunch, but refuses to say what it is. Suddenly, their engines fail, and they're only able to move under impulse power, which means it will take them four days to get to Zuun. Darkseid is watching them, and muses how man is far too cynical and short-lived a creature and that the universe needs something better. Also, that the time of gods is past. You know, generally speaking, Darkseid is portrayed as a conqueror of worlds whose very existence poses an existential threat to all life. But, hey, portraying him like an emo teenager is a choice too. He talks a bit with his chief researcher, who is concerned that Lobo will kill Aria. Darkseid says that they need Lobo, because Coda has disconnected himself from Aria, meaning they can't use him to find her. The chief researcher laments being involved in the creation of the "Gemini Matrix". Beware the might of Darkseid's brooding! Lobo finds some thugs, and asks if they've seen Brainiac 5. They haven't. So he kills them. Team Ultra Boy finally arrives at Zuun! And then life support on their ship fails! And evil warships approach. Bummer. Bummer to the max. Coda and Aria share a dream where he explains that in order to stop Darkseid's scheme, he needs to die, so he's using some unspecified method to kill himself by willpower alone, but wanted to let Aria know before he died. Aria wakes up just in time for another team of thugs to find them. Furball grabs the girls and tries to run away, but he's not faster than laser blasts, and so manages to get shot a bunch of times and he tries to protect them. He does eventually get away, though, and manages to find Brainiac 5, who has been keeping a low profile. Lobo runs into the latest band of unsuccessful thugs. One of them mouths off to him, so Lobo kills another thug. Aria says she's a big fan of Brainiac 5, and he, in return, asks her what the gently caress is going on with them and this story in general. He asks if she and Lori are runaways, and Aria is evasive. He asks where Aria's home is, and she says it's far away and she doesn't want to go back there. Aria eventually reveals who her father is, and it turns out that he's a famous scientist that Brainiac 5 has actually heard of. And Brainiac also knows that he was working on some stupid thing called the Gemini Matrix. Aria then reveals that her favorite Legionnaire is Timber Wolf, who Furball just happens to be. Aria asks what happened to turn him into Furball, and Brainiac gives a non-answer. Aria says that in fairy tales, a kiss from a princess turns a monster back to his true form. It does not work here. And then Lobo shows up. To be continued! Talus! Cham and Cosmic Boy discuss that the team is scattered and no one is reporting in. Cosmic Boy says that Cham shouldn't get all too worried about structures and leadership and all that, because that's what dragged the old Legion down, man! See, what makes this new Legion suck isn't the uniforms or rules, it's that it's full of lovely people, man! Kono sneaks into Mysa's room and discovers that Mysa's sister, Dream Girl, has left tons of messages asking to talk to her. Earth! The new Dominator administration feels pleased with the progress of Project Champion, but notes that all will be lost unless they retrieve Batch SW6 soon. Deep space! Lar Gand blows up another Dark Circle base, and finds some of their files were only partially deleted. He learns that, at some point, about 18 years before this story, some evil forces managed to make an entire set of clone Legionnaires as part of a plan to replace the real Legionnaires with substitutes that would secretly being working for the nebulous force. Lar Gand is forced to consider the possibility that the evil forces succeeded and that the Legion is really clones and has been for 18 years.18 Text pieces! Shadow Lass notes in her diary how Lar Gand seemed to be shaken up after learning about the possible clone thing. And text pieces on some nerd supporting characters that haven't appeared yet. Because this comic needs more characters! Notes and Technicalities 18You might recognize this basic set-up, 'What if the hero was really a clone of himself created by some villain' as the same story used for the infamous Spider-man Clone Saga. This comic came first by a few years, though.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:23 |
Bringing up the possibility of clones never seems to be a sign of things turning out well. Pick 'Em: Southpaws retain, Pirates lose at least one game.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:31 |
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At least Lobo is around. Pick 'em: Face Yer Fears! Cruiserweight Championship Khartoum Doom @ Chicago Southpaws (c) NO MAN CAN STOP THE PIRATES! NO TEAM CAN STOP THE PIRATES! Will the Pirates lose ANY games this week? (vs. Oranges, @ Losers) No
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 19:56 |
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Pick 'em: Face Yer Fears! Cruiserweight Championship Chicago Southpaws (c) NO MAN CAN STOP THE PIRATES! NO TEAM CAN STOP THE PIRATES! Will the Pirates lose ANY games this week? (vs. Oranges, @ Losers) No
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 20:12 |
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ToiletofSadness posted:
However I wish you luck against the Pirates.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 20:34 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:
Bonilla at 3rd until Mathews is back I guess.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 20:48 |
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Pick'em Southpaws retain and Pirates lose at least one game.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 21:06 |
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I will post a pick em scoring update tomorrow after Smasher posts. HulkaMatt, can you point me in the direction of preseason pick em? With pretty much every race but one wildcard looking likely, we might be able to figure out a winner already,
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 23:10 |
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Sub-Par League IV, Week 23: Hurry Up And Clinch Already Games of the Weak Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score The Pan Man posted:
Box Score Old McDonald posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis Stagnancy! Analysis Maybe you should have tried to get more injuries. They seem to have helped. Analysis Basically, you need a mirarcle. And who makes miracles? Why, it's Chris Sale! Analysis For what it's worth, Gibson filled in for Clemens admirably. Analysis Well, it was a good effort. Analysis Can the Dinos complete the comeback? Those last two weeks suggest no, but that's why they play the games. Analysis This is it, you know. If you don't sweep the Mounties next week, you can probably kiss that division goodbye. Analysis Just take care of business next week. Analysis Every week, it seems like the Aleworkers collapse further. But they still hold the lead, every time. Analysis One last series, and you win. Oh, and Satchel's back just in time. Analysis Better luck next time. Analysis Fantastic week to stay in the race, but the Mathews injury really hurts. Are you really sure you want to go with Bonilla? I mean, you have an actual third baseman you could use. Analysis Maybe if I restart the season, the Nortons will win. Analysis Too many dinger hitters, too big of a stadium. Analysis You're not going to lose 100 games! I'm confident. Analysis Kill the Scientists next week, and save me from Smasher's wrath! That's all you have to do! Standings
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:03 |
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PEOPLE SHOULD POST IN THIS THREAD SO WE DON'T KEEP STACKING THREE UPDATES ON A PAGE! Also, who's running playoff pick 'em? Whoever's doing it should probably also explain the rules.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:12 |
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Pirates lose a game, and uh, whoever has the championship retains. Also, limping Joe Jackson should be on the DL, unless the AI is smart enough to slot Medwick.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:16 |
Yes, just sweep the Mounties. That's all I need to do. And it's so easy. And of course I'm going to be going against them with Verlander and Cain. Not that the alternatives are much better, as my pitching has turned into a mush of mediocrity. And of course I'm still missing Ted Williams. Bah, bah, and twice bah. RIP my team, killed when there's no loving way Jeets, Herman, Musial and the like overperform like that in the Gauntlet.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:18 |
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Last time I sent Smith, Williams, and Dihigo against the Witches, we got swept out of the building by almost the same guys they're sending up against us. I know we're still 7.5 games up, but I can't feel anything but under pressure right now. Sheff's hurt for a couple of games, so let's rest him I suppose. vs. RHP Put Goose Goslin back in left and make him bat 6th Put Paul Waner in RF and make him bat 7th. That's all!
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:24 |
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I keep saying that people should make hundreds of random, barely-consequential trades, like they used to. But nobody reads my updates, because they are smart.
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# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:36 |
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Minutes from the Loveland Aleworkers’ Management Team (Loveland Aleworks, 7:30 pm; <REDACTED> was found slumped in a corner seat; beer on his breath and a dubious growler in his left hand) Last Land Ale: Looks like he’s passed out. IPA: Wasn’t he supposed to be touring around with his team? Last Land Ale: Guess not… Glad to have at least seen these games that he keeps mentioning. Raspberry Sour: Does he have any idea what the hell he’s been doing? I’m surprised that we’re still in the lead. Last Land Ale: Wait, we’re in the lead!? Raspberry Sour: We are… somehow. But we’d be doing a lot better if he didn’t just go off the deep end. IPA: What did he do? Raspberry Sour: I dunno what he did, but he had to have done something. We’ve only seen their pics and it’s looking like they’re all too drunk to play. Or at least <REDACTED> is. Imperial Stout: I’m checking the history… I’m seeing nothing; No pitchers have been switched out, no injuries, no- Wait, what!? (<REDACTED> starts to come to at this time.) Imperial Stout: I thought we kicked out Fred Luderus after the draft picks and trades! <REDACTED>: Not so loud… Imperial Stout: Sorry man… Look, did you want to keep Luderus around? <REDACTED>: Who? No. (eyes squeeze shut and he starts rubbing his temples.) Raspberry Sour: I think somebody really wants the team to fail. The botches seem fine enough, but seeing a team player we thought was kicked out isn’t just a fuckup anymore. IPA: We’ll send somebody our roster, and hopefully we’ll figure it out. Last Land Ale, are you sober enough to drive him back home? Last Land Ale: I guess… C’mon <REDACTED> It sucks to see you like this. <REDACTED>: It feels like I’ve been stuck on an island full of madmen… (The two leave... Everyone orders up new drinks.) Imperial Stout: I just noticed some pick ‘ems, along with an odd question on the thread. IPA: We say champs retain, right? Imperial Stout: Then we got this thing? Why is it important to know how many games the Pirates will lose? IPA: I don’t care. None? Imperial Stout: Fair enough… (looks around for someone) C’mon Amy what’s keeping you? AnAnonymousIdiot fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 21, 2015 |
# ? Jun 21, 2015 00:37 |
On the topic of Luderus - was he put in by Mogul because it wanted to rest the catcher, but couldn't find any backup catcher? Because I don't see a backup catcher on the Aleworkers right now.
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AnAnonymousIdiot posted:Imperial Stout: I thought we kicked out Fred Luderus after the draft picks and trades! Hey! I sent him down before, but you only have 24 guys listed on your roster now. And he would have played anyway because it's September. Also, I went and looked at your spreadsheet and your lineup had the pitcher batting first. I'm guessing that's not actually what you want.
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Personally I find the idea of Fred Luderus catching to be quite ludicrous.
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